What A Time To Be Alive

Folks, we tackle a lot of stories this week, including what giant animal once snatched a Neanderthal child, what old west tool the cops have turned into a future weapon, what dumb ass shit Elon Musk is doing this week, a serial gnome thief, and how some confederate statues were hilariously vandalized Our second FREE What A Time To Be Alive stand up show is TUESDAY, OCTOBER 23rd at Stand Up NY with...

The hilarious Ike Barinholtz joins us on this weeks episode to get into some Village People lore and talk about his new movie 'The Oath' before we take a look at some birds getting wasted, some more piss news, a horse going wild in a bar, the ongoing saga of the thicc wife guy, and more! Follow Ike on Twitter @ikebarinholtz and watch the trailer for his new movie, 'The Oath', out October 12th http...

This week on What A Time To Be Alive we find out the dangers of throwing a gender reveal party, the useless junk found on Facebook marketplace, why you say you're a terrorist when traveling abroad, how a Bruno Mars song could put your life at risk, and the trials and tribulations of the piss addicted goats of Olympic National Park We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more st...

It's a wildlife filled What A Time To Be Alive as we take a look at a baby whale in a dumpster, some lobsters who may or may not be getting high, a badass raccoon break-in, a nursery rhyme annoying an entire town, and a Texas mayor on the hunt for an alligator Our stand up show at Stand Up NY (with all 3 of us) is TOMORROW NIGHT at Stand Up NY w/ guests J.P. McDade, Kenice Mobley, Bryan Yang, and...

The old three are back together again to find a missing school bus, ponder how Roseanne's character will die on 'The Conners', how a toddler helped pull off the heist of the week, what mystery liquid ended up at an airport, and more! Our stand up show at Stand Up NY (with all 3 of us) is NEXT TUESDAY at Stand Up NY w/ guests J.P. McDade, Kenice Mobley, Bryan Yang, and Casey James Salengo! FREE adm...

Fellow tall boy Luke Mones joins us on this week’s What A Time To Be Alive to drink some Body Armor and get into how a big red ball terrorized Toledo, a rat who evacuated a building, the deli non-heist of the century and some wild shit that went at multiple zoos Follow Luke on Twitter @lukemones We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Jo...

We weren’t able to record this week for reasons that may or may not include thousands of flies, so we put together a bunch of our favorite stories that made us say the thing that’s the title of the podcast, featuring all your favorite characters and moments, like both Michaels (Rotondo & Channels), Rand Paul's suplex loving neighbor, Italian meatball thievery, robot toilets of the future, how seag...

Comic Mike Abrusci joins us on this week’s What A Time pod to talk about a certain Puerto Rican Rattlesnake that won an MMA fight, that clearly fake Warren Buffett Twitter account that fooled everyone, the Times Square bee infestation, horny dolphins, a man and his massive lemon theft, and the lovable farting security guard Follow Mike on Twitter @mikeabrusci We are on Patreon! Become a patron for...

Folks, we're all here for the second week in a row to find out how scientists got to the bottom of the mysteries of Red Bull & vodka, an Indian man who really misses his girlfriend, the proper way of putting your ass and balls into a bath, the downfall of Hooters, and those shirtless Krassenstein boys We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatime...

The gang’s all back together this week for some additional goat news, the harsh consequences for filling a water cup with soda, what spilled all over the road of a St. Louis highway, a man who tested positive for every drug, and the latest in the Elon Musk/Grimes saga We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Join our Discord chat here: di...

Patty is away in lipstick city but the hilarious Kate Willett joins us this week as we find out how 'Rick & Morty' is annoying the world this week, what type of garment chickens are wearing, Jordan Peterson's awful diet, the army of goats that got loose on one unsuspecting town, and more! You can follow Kate on Twitter @katewillett We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more s...

On this week’s What A Time To Be Alive, we investigate the aquatic heist of the century, the best way to put out a fire in public, why the Heaven's Gate cult is back in the news, a fake Egyptian zoo Zebra, and more! We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Join our Discord chat here: discord.gg/sSRGUKQ @pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyu...

Meatballs are back in the news on this week’s What A Time To Be Alive when an intruder decides to do some cookin', a catfish terrorizes the German countryside, a nude man ruins the gym for everyone, and more global hijinks We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Join our Discord chat here: discord.gg/sSRGUKQ @pattymo // @kathbarbadoro //...

The team is finally back together again as we meet the vaping pilot who panicked a flight, an escape room burglar, the status of Paul Ryan's car, a sleep terrorizing boa constrictor and more! We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Join our Discord chat here: discord.gg/sSRGUKQ @pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin // @whatatimepod Sen...

Comedian Tommy McNamara joins us this week to make sense of the Ozyfest lineup, Scotland's preparedness plan for the Loch Ness Monster, Elon Musk's submarine-related humanitarian efforts, and former Trump lawyer Ty Cobb's visit to a punk show! Follow Tommy on Twitter @TommyMcNam We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Join our Discord ch...

Everyone’s other favorite tall comedian, J.P. McDade, is filing in for Eli this week as we check out the grim demise of the World Cup octopus, a drunk driver with semi-good intentions, some Polish scientists and their tracker stork, and the newest way to beat facial recognition Follow J.P. on Twitter @jp_mcdade We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com...

The deliciousness of hot dog water is examined on this week’s What A Time To Be Alive along with what schedule 2 narcotic eels are doing, the disaster that was #Tanacon, and how a youngster found the ultimate prize in a couch at IKEA We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Join our Discord chat here: discordapp.com/invite/Y3XN9Ny @pattym...

We escape the shittiness of this week by looking at some Staten Island children who went for a joy ride, what reptile was thrown through a drive thru window in Florida, a poorly-planned Chinese buffet, and the man who protested the 'Bronx Tale' musical in not-so-epic fashion We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Join our Discord chat h...

Eli attempts to guess what happened in 'Hereditary', a Marilyn Monroe staue gives Connecticut residents a controversial view, a Staten Island man REALLY hates Robert DeNiro now, and the North Korean summit finally brings the world (and Dennis Rodman) together We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Join our Discord chat here: discordapp....

After a Necco Wafer/Mike Rotondo update, we break down the FBI agent who accidentally fired his gun while bustin' a move, a literal hand gun robbery leads us to Eli's White Castle misadventures, the return of Julia Allison, and one Fox News contributor may have the secret to saving your children from an active shooter Link to the video we talk about at the end: http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2018/05/...

On this week’s What A Time To Be Alive, we reveal how Alexa devices may actually be recording your conversations after all, a very rowdy "Taiwanese man", McDonald’s overcharging you for cheese, and of course, Roseanne. We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Join our Discord chat here: discordapp.com/invite/Y3XN9Ny @pattymo // @kathbarba...

We take a look at Al Pacino's very nuanced portrayal of Joe Paterno, the Racist Lawyer, Grimes & Elon Musk’s factory touring love affair, a large adult son in an eviction battle, and a lot of pig stuff We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Join our Discord chat here: discordapp.com/invite/Y3XN9Ny @pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin...

Comedian Jake Flores joins us on this week’s episode as we briefly get into his visit from Homeland Security, the battle over the name Dr. Dre, the death of a not-beloved harbor seal, the Chinese dog that wasn't a dog, and even Halo Top Ice Cream Follow Jake @feraljokes and get tickets for his tour at feraljokes.com We are now on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.pa...

Comedian and voice of this very podcast, Dan Chamberlain joins us on this week’s What A Time To Be Alive as we find out how Kath and Dan are related & talk the cop who domed an innocent groundhog, Stormy Daniels’ Cheeto stomping, a furry-loving senator, and the serial H.S. football field pooper Follow Dan on Twitter @amfmpm We are now on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff...

We start off political with Michelle Wolf's WHCD performance and the guy who got kicked out of a bar for wearing a MAGA hat before settling in with some classic weird Europeans and real/fake animal news We are now on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Join our Discord chat here: discordapp.com/invite/Y3XN9Ny @pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eli...