What A Time To Be Alive

Folks, on this week's episode we find out which beloved 80's character Javier Bardem had a crush on, why Build-A-Bear is offering a sexy option for their stuffed animals, what public structure is in the way of Jeff Bezos' new super yacht, why Sweden is using crows to clean up cigarette butts, and yes, Rudy Giuliani's unaired appearance on the Masked Singer Here are the charities we mentioned at th...

Folks, Luke Mones makes his triumphant return to the show where we learn why someone mailed a snowman to Florida, why a West Virginia politician showed everyone his dogs butthole, another toddler with an online shopping problem, how hentai porn interrupted an Italian politician, and how Megan Markle and Prince Harry have fleeced Spotify for $30 million Follow Luke on Twitter @LukeMones We are on P...

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about the crows taking over a California town, how a real 'Weekend at Bernie's' scheme was foiled, the expensive and high tech way a lost Jack Russell Terrier was rescued, what luxury car a dealership employee totaled during a test drive, and the escaped lab monkeys that had authorities on high alert We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and...

Folks, on this week's ep we learn about why french dressing was just deregulated, how a badger found some very rare Roman coins, the anti COVID vaccine wellness guy who drinks his own urine, how much Logan Paul lost on fake Pokémon cards, and why a Satanic club was being held at an elementary school We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff!: www.patreon.com/whatatimep...

Folks, we're back together again as we hear the scientific reason why dogs were given an MRI, the Tennessee poltician who tried to pants a ref at a high school basketball game, how the record for the biggest hair ball was set, the man suing two NFL teas for not actually being located in New York, and the malfunction that led to a town being covered in soy beans  We are on Patreon! Become a pa...

Folks, Maggie Maye joins us on our first episode of 2022 where we hear about our first butter theft, the squirrel who injured eighteen people during a rampage, the invention of a lick-able T.V., the guy who had a bomb stuck in his butt, and whether a British baby really said "Hello Bruv" Follow Maggie on Twitter @Maggiemayehaha We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff...

Folks, we've compiled some out favorite moments from the pod once again (and some from Patreon) including someone being "held hossum", the influencer baby, Stevie Griffin, the lost rare Goku's, the dodgeball gimp, Dunston in Vietnam, caveman comedian, and appearances by Katie Nolan and Griffin Newman!  We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff!: www.patreon.com/wh...

Folks, Bobby Condon joins us on this week's episode where we hear about why the mayor and city councilman of a town in Brazil had an MMA match, why four pigs were pardoned somewhere, the reality of feral hogs taking over a town, why you can't bring a blow up doll to scam the HOV lane, and how anti 5G jewelry was poisoning people in a different way Follow Bobby on Twitter @Bobby_Condon and check ou...

Folks, we're joined by L.A. Eli this week to learn how a you can get workman's comp from a work from home fall in Germany, why Camel's are being given cosmetic surgery to win beauty contests, why Microsoft Excel is now an e-sport, the billionaire who was banned for life from purchasing relics, and how a phone for your dog to call you with may be closer than you think   We are on Patreon! Beco...

Folks, the hilarious Pat Sirois joins us on this week's ep where we hear about very different experiences of people getting snowed in, how envelopes of cash were found in the wall of Joel Osteen's church, why a man bought a Lamborghini with his PPP loan, why a petition has been launched to stop Will and Jada Pinkett Smith from sharing details about their marriage, and how an Italian man attempted...

Folks, on this week's post Thanksgiving ep we hear about Canada releasing their maple syrup reserves, a woman complaining about a speedy Aldi cashier, the dancing cactus toy that raps about suicide, the grandma that wouldn't stop feeding a strangers horse, and the woman breastfeeding a cat on a plane  We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff!: www.patreon.com/wha...

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a woman held hostage by a possum, why you shouldn't throw pretzels at opposing fans when you're married to the quarterback, what scientists have learned from tickling rats, why an all you can eat buffet in China banned a man for eating too much, and why Boji the beloved Turkish dog was being framed for poop related crimes We are on Patreon! Become a patr...

Folks, the hilarious Christian Finnegan joins us on this week's episode to learn about why a trampoline was found in the middle of the woods, why Tik Tokers are doing the Kool Aid Man challenge, why an old car In Italy was finally moved after 46 years, the interesting ways Switzerland is incentivizing getting the COVID vaccine, and why a local mother has been forced to clarify that her son is not...

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about an Instagram model who is too beautiful, a juror in the Elizabeth Holmes case who was caught playing Sudoku, how Penny the fire pig waded into the anti-vax debate, the high school football team that won 106-0, and why SpaceX astronauts will be wearing diapers on the ride home We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff!: www.patreon...

Folks, on this week's ep we hear a surgeon taking a substitute teacher nap, NFT nerds paying to touch a tungsten cube, how you can save money by eating lunch at Six Flags, the horniest micro pig ever, and the lost hiker who kept ignoring rescue calls Check us out on this week's episode of 'Howell Dawdy's Fast Track' here: https://soundcloud.com/user-355057818/fast-track-presents-tracktober-mummy-j...

Folks, the hilarious Dan Licata joins us on this week's episode to discuss what item we'd like to thrown into the Grand Canyon, why the UK might be putting smoking warnings on individual cigarettes, the bizarre reasons why a British nurse was fired, why you shouldn't start a scam charity to buy a rare Pokemon card, and why protected buzzards are causing problems for a North Carolina town Follow Da...

Folks, on this week's ep we learn about why you shouldn't call 911 just because you have to pee, a fun prank involving a shark tracker, why one man decided to make his house constantly rotate, why crabs are being fucked up by magnets, and the British baker going off on cheap U.K. sprinkles We're doing another LIVE podcast w/ special guest Jo Firestone at Caveat in NYC this Saturday, October 23rd a...

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about a 27,000 year old ancient toilet, how the details of a French military tank were divulged on an internet forum, the rescued castaways who were very chill about the situation, why a college football coach threw a clipboard into the stands, and Meghan Trainor pooping next to one of the Spy Kids We're doing another LIVE podcast w/ special guest Jo Firestone at C...

Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive we hear about why a record setting catfish catch was disqualified, Shakira being attacked by wild boars, the severe lack of clowns in Ireland, an accidental crypto app payout, and the missing drunk man who joined a search party to find himself We're doing another LIVE podcast w/ special guest Jo Firestone at Caveat in NYC on Saturday, October 23rd at 7...

Folks, the hilarious Julia Claire joins us on this week's ep as we hear about the start of Fat Bear Week 2021, how a new white paint could mean the end of air conditioning, how the sixty year old owner of a pro soccer team played most of the game, the gorilla's at the Bronx zoo that blow each other, what culinary treat was being made on a missing headstone, and the Boston school children who have...

Folks, we investigate the phenomenon of overly hyper kids before hearing the nicknames featured in a mob bust, why cows were toilet trained by scientists, the vindictive reason for a prop related theater accident, how weird bugs in Scotland were the first things to ever have sex, and the New Zealand politician who has been struck by lightning three times We're doing another LIVE podcast w/ a speci...

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about how polar bears beat up walrus's in the wild, the priest who married a satanic author, the capybara's reclaiming nature in Argentina, the creative way Russian polticians are messing with each other during an election, and how you can now hologram yourself into a long distance wedding We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff!: www...

Folks, on this week's episode we learn why cows were airlifted in Europe, an anti-Semitic mix up over a plane banner, why a cube of chicken meat went through airport security, why the Federal Trade Commission is taking a look at broken McFlurry machines, and why viper venom could replace horse paste as the new COVID cure for morons We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more s...

Folks, due to a technical error we are starting this episode at #3, and to make it up to you, we're adding on this week's Patreon bonus episode onto the second half. But enjoy the rest of the episode and hear us learn about bean based vandalism in England, how much a single hot dog can shorten your life expectancy, and the legal verdict of the adult son suing his parents after they threw away his...

Folks, on this week's ep we learn about the Rockies pitcher who heroically pitched through diarrhea, why a Canadian couple couple had pizza burgers at their wedding, Larry David's altercation with Alan Dershowitz, what it's like to get text messages from a demon, and why you have to be careful around Russian baggage claims   We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stu...