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Boll weevils are bigger than ever and they have new skins. Ethel Cain and Lana Del Rey are having fewd together in a car to squash the beef. All edibles are laced with weed and uncontacted tribes use feet to fish because fish don't have any feelings and there are no bugs yet and no Mary who smells like powerbait because ya gotta wash up down there bud. Guinness is handing out records for people wh...

Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could eat it because he was as fat as Rizzler Sr. who would never Benoit anybody unlike AJ Befumo or Jerry Sandiddy but it made him sick since it was refurbished. If you crashed your car driving to work listening to the Theo Von Rizzler interview because it lowered your IQ to the point that street signs became illegible you may be able to join a class action...

God is gay because his wife left to join a sorority in 1200BC which is why he had to make Steve who has a leaf over his gape. Woke took cigarette lighters out of cars and we have to buy new ones to put in there. Theo Von is gayer than God because he drinks Celsius and sucks on Zyn but Zyn sucks because the points will never get you a waterbed to chew cigars on. Make sure to eat all your corn becau...

A new God of War has been born but no one cool is from Naperville. When you ride past Telluride To Hell You Ride because out there they let their kids have gas powered RC cars and pee in the sump pump whenever they want and if they forget to go trick or treating they go around asking their neighbors for makeup candy and offering to shovel their driveway before the first snow   https://www.patreon....

There are facts about matadors and bulls to learn everywhere for those with the willingness to think of them. Tom runs Akron and Youngstown because Dave Grohl is busy. Wendy's is dishonoring Dave Thomas by renaming their burgers in Vegas. Old chairs have either a fart grater or a spaghetti strainer or a hole for a wormy tendril

Once they add an option on the soda fountain for a suicide you guys better not cause infinite recursion by making a suicide that includes the suicide syrup or this could get out of hand very quickly. Pickup trucks and garbage men should switch names. Never mix Ripits with whippits or you could end up MIA   https://www.patreon.com/posts/135832344

If you walk up there with gum or a Zyn you can add a minty spin to a Catholic classic and if you suck you can pop in a Bit O' Honey from the liquor store to ruin it. Actors have to retire next to an alligator and a lion so they never want to stop working. Kittie is the Pussycat Dolls of Canada and metal but if you remember them you weren't a real fan. Howie Day is not gay and even if he was it wou...

Wrong – it's not Tallahassee, Florida. It's the home of Dealer's Choice frontman Roger Clinton. Trump is jealous of Bill Clinton's annoying brother which is why he hired Jeffrey Epstein to be his annoying brother. Grok wants people to hit on women with a Jar Jar Binks impression and Mike TTV is angry with us. I think there might have been hydrogen peroxide on the back of this picture frame and it...

I shatto my dick and my dick trickle. Jack-o-Lanterns are so scary that even baked into a pie you can taste their devilish smile. WasabiCon is dead but Bigo lives. God is a man with a flared base not unlike Richard Head the Shakespeare of innuendo who used to hang out with L Kent the Romano-British rapper who sells AQVAMINERALIS. Use promo code HONEY to sign up for Acorns

Here is an unlocked premium ep because the next public ep will be a day or two late because we are all so BUSY   Hey man can I use your bathroom all day? In perpetuity? Including but not limited to after you die and transferable with the deed to the house? No? Well I'm not allowed to at my other friend's house anymore because he hates Israel and my dung looks so much like Sabra hummus that it viol...

Gavin Rossdale if you are listening you were the ultimate Babadook and Blake Shelton could never do what you do. Cops are 1312ing themselves with BBLs. The Night Before is not The Night Of. RFK Jr is putting beef tallow back in Coca-Cola but all soda is clear now. Nike Nintendo Disney is the newest cool cover band you can hire for your Xennial birthday party   https://www.patreon.com/posts/1340572...

I promise you there was nothing gross on this one. Please bring a 100 pack of freeze pops to your job and put them all in the freezer individually marked with your name. If your job is surgeon you can just put it on the rider and the promoters send someone out to grab you freeze pops or sour candy or electrical candy or whatever you want. Do not bring the geese inside or the caretaker may hit you...

Hollywood is the only place you can go where your neighbor is the Hollywood sign and your other neighbor is either a Hollywood celebrity or a parking lot. Bob Barker used to run that town with an iron fist and a wishbone but now everyone is too busy watching IRLslop and natureslop and cloudslop to even visit his star on the Walk of Fame. Bucketcherry is going to be us and Tosh Todd and Buckethead...

M-word wrestling is a waste of time which sucks because Peter Dinklage took all the other jobs and selling contraband out of a trenchcoat is difficult because of lack of inventory space. Watch out for the Sheboygan Toilet Clogger and the Chicago Cement Petty Vandal With His Thing That Looks Like A Pinky 🎼Cap'n Jazz - Little League

Jim Morrison's son is captain of a ship in the Persian Gulf and started a war because his dad is being used as a fifi by Parisian prisoners and Oscar Wilde who is still alive. That is the plot of our new indie game which has already been cancelled because it became real life. Man Scouts are teaching my uncle to have fun again and the troop leader is a boy.   Full episode at https://www.patreon.com...

Make a pitcher of cold brew and relax while we tell you about Ellie Kemper and Peggy Bundy and all the most evil murderers of all time sponsored by BetterHelp. Careful if you drive the Google Maps car because Apple Maps will come up and ram you off the road. If you attend WasabiCon PDX please check your luggage for hidden mickeys and tickeys   https://www.instagram.com/wfymradio/ https://www.patre...

We were BACK in Beacon, NY to talk about paving a driveway with the contents of a septic tank from 1915, old Playboys with Shel Silverstein drawings, the Backstreet Boys not liking girls, George W. Bush and picking veterans up in limos. Thank you to Jesse DeStasio for putting the show together and thank you to everyone who came out. Video will be posted soon   https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-31...

Can our machine learn a million cigarettes in an hour so it can make images all yellow like Coldplay or would it give you AI Derangement Syndrome? 我们的机器能否在一小时内学习一百万支香烟，以便它可以像酷玩乐队一样将图像变成全黄色，还是会让你患上人工智能错乱综合症？ Chapo is using materials from MadeInChina.com to open a private prison that doubles as homemade deadspin. Use promo code WFYM https://...

This is the St. Patrick's Day episode. We are all going to Dookie College in Dook Vegas to major in WWEVE studies. Train guys would hate if Thomas the Tank Engine was real and you had to make eye contact and have a conversation with the trains. Hey your a badfish too and I love hangin out with a Character.ai recreation of my old dog Lou   https://www.patreon.com/posts/130284955

Be careful about what toppings you put on because depending on the color it could have unforeseen consequences. If you go with BBQ sauce you could invite a situation where someone crawls under the bathroom stall to check if you are a cheugy lumberjack or a drippy black guy before doing the doo doo splatter prank and squirt them up like Octomom

Unpasteurized sauce is coming back and you can only buy it in Syracuse. No cardinals believe in God. Joey's World Tour has returned to the Earth as a computer and it lets you have homemade Titanic.    

St. Louis is Pi City. Sorry to anyone who is sick of hearing about Jelly Roll giving his wife a dutch oven while she spits out kidney stones like an octorok and about all their bottom half shower style lovemaking that ruins a mattress so bad it looks like you got eaten out by a giant squid and you have to put it on the curb like a used Steven Tyler Seat 🎼Paul Wall - Sittin' Sidewayz

Detroit natives call it Northeast Chiraq. Two bags of sand are homemade tits. ER is worse than The Pitt. The show Power is best watched through YouTube Shorts. I can be your American boy and I love you pickle.

Thunder Bay is actually called Peaceful Bay but they call it Thunder Bay because of the gunshots. They also call it Thiraq or Arctic Chiraq and Duluth is North North Chiraq because North Chiraq is all of Wisconsin below Green Bay. A woman had diarrhea on a car because she was mad at an UnMeToo Diplo shirt. McDonald's is bringing the salad back. Garbagemen work one day a week. Welcome to the Hotel...

I'm blue if I was red I would probably be wine with a sleeve for mafsubsacion. The red ants come with the purple rain and we need extermination. Forrest Gump 2 and Titanic 2 and Passion of the Christ 2 technically might come out someday if we use enough persuasion. Visit ratemycousin.com