We've Never Seen It

Lewie and Artie tackle 2023's most intellectually stimulating film: Barbie. Will their feeble minds be able to navigate such high-minded fare, or will they succumb to the ideals of Patriarchy? You already know the answer.

Another major pivot for the pod - we're going family-friendly. Lewie and Artie watch Leo, Adam Sandler's smash Netflix hit. Find out which lizard is the wisest of all lizards, and hear the latest from our new Junior Correspondent, Luca.

A very special comeback episode for a not-so-special movie: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny! For the very first time in the history of We've Never Seen It, Lewie and Artie actually go to a real movie theater and watch a real movie in real life! Then, they head to a local watering hole to record and are joined by their first-ever live guest, Pirate.

Nic Cage starring as... himself? From the most self-indulgent movie ever made comes the most self-indulgent episode of We've Never Seen It! A true love letter to our fan (or, with any luck, fanS) and our definitive take on America's most polarizing actor. Plus, Lewie learns what a Shabbos goy is! 

After a long hiatus, we are back - and better than normal! We watch Death on the Nile, whose characters have French-ish names, making for a very challenging podcast episode for Lewie. Plus, an update on our ongoing legal battle with our former intern!

After Spotify briefly suspended us for alleged "rampant and deliberate misinformation", we're back - but for how long? We tackle The Matrix Resurrections and it gets pretty existential. We also sit down with Glen to review his performance and align on growth opportunities.

Well, our Halloween episode is fashionably late, but fear not! Join us in the proverbial CVS clearance aisle of podcasting as we watch Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds and provide some fantastic Halloween safety tips, specifically when it comes to protecting yourself from a bird assault.

The only edition that was extended was Lewie's, as we finally settle the debate of whether Anna Kendrick is hot or not. We also get wayyyyy into the weeds about Wheaton College's a capella scene. Yes, we were both involved.

We watched Chef – which was a great movie, and gave us an excuse to talk about food, Sofia Vergara, and Scarlett Johannsson for 40 minutes. Best episode ever? Probably - the bar is certainly low. <3

The most anticipated episode in the history of We've Never Seen It is finally here. Does LeBron have what it takes to be a leading man? Or, without a strong supporting cast, will he fail horribly? Are we talking about basketball or a movie? Tune in to find out! 

Our first Pixar episode! Lots to unpack here. Artie can't roll his "R's". Lewie doesn't know what a Kesha is. Coco? Rango? Rio? Ringo? It's all fair game. Get vaccinated!

The boys dive into the We've Never Seen It listener mailbag in search of an answer to one of life's most important questions... what would happen if they faced off in a 1-v-1 deathmatch?

Guns. Slow-motion action sequences. Ham-fisted social commentary. Guns Akimbo contains all of these things, plus Daniel Radcliffe, who may or may not be badass enough to carry this type of movie. Are you ready? Yes. Was this a good movie? Hmm. Am I too drunk to write this episode description? Absolutely. Tune in to this very special episode of We've Never Seen It!

The wait is over. The most important episode of any podcast in human history is finally here. Lewie and Artie take on the most prestigious - and boring - awards show of them all... The Oscars. Naturally, they have strong opinions on how to improve them, which may or may not include Snoop Dogg. Plus, a special bonus - the inaugural Glennies Awards!

It's true - Lewie and Artie have never seen Twilight... until now. Hopelessly outmatched, the boys grapple with a kajillion-dollar multimedia teen vampire fantasy universe that they will never understand. Or will they? No, they won't. But this one is pretty funny. Twilight was released in 2008 but is actually 109 years old. It stars Kristin Stewart, Robert Pattinson, River Phoenix, Robin Patterson...

It's March, and you notice that the days are suddenly a little longer. The air is a bit warmer. You've made it through another dark winter. So what should you do? Watch a live-action remake of a childhood classic? Well, okay. But first, ask yourself: pasta hands, or sauce pits? In that moment a thousand sunflowers bloom in your mind's eye. Stars are born and collapse unto themselves as the cosmos...

Season 2 starts off with a bang. Lewie & Artie overexpose themselves intellectually in an attempt to make sense of Christopher Nolan's latest film, Tenet. Amidst dubious logic and compounding confusion, it would appear that a broken clock is, indeed, right twice a day. New traditions are born. Old traditions are canceled (thanks, Shia). Let's do this.

It's the most wonderful time of the year, for watching utter garbage. Surviving the universally-abhorred Star Wars Holiday Special is the true destiny of every Jedi. Will Lewie & Artie learn the true meaning of Life Day, or is the end of their Star Wars fandom at hand? Find out on this very special and indulgent episode of We've Never Seen It!

Amidst a global pandemic, polarized political landscape, and climate change, Lewie and Artie watch Magic Mike and then talk about it for 45 minutes. Along the way, they discuss the White Claw flavor hierarchy, Pam Beesly versus Karen Filippelli, and the insidious embrace of brunch. 

Clowns. Mental illness. Conspiracy theories. Peanut butter. Nothing is off-limits as Lewie and Artie watch Joker, and then work through some stuff, on the third episode of We've Never Seen It. 

Things get pretty heated on We've Never Seen It as Lewie and Artie discuss the latest entry in one of their favorite film franchises: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - a film that was appreciated by critics but rejected by fans. Can the boys wear both hats at the same time?

On the first-ever episode of We've Never Seen It, Lewie and Artie go big and tackle arguably the greatest film ever made: Citizen Kane.  Is this 80-year-old movie really that good, or is its staying power merely a product of stupid sexy Orson Welles? Tune in to find out!