We're With The Band

While Ivan's away on tour with another band, Ivan's girlfriend "The Undertaker" joins Michael and Dreg behind the mic. Together, they talk about Ivan's "un-muff" grooming experiment, his annoying pet-peeves, his dick pics, his big nose, his unwillingness to sleep naked, and all the other painstaking tasks that come with dating the world's most hated bass player. Also, Michael gets slapped again.

While Michael is away on sabbatical, Ivan and Dreg take the reigns and sling some serious shit his way. Secret lives revealed! Also, tattoo talk, enemas, colonics, strip clubs, grooming, and someone gets sent to the cornfield.

As the boys come up with theme songs for each other, Michael brings the noise, Dreg's arms are wide open, and Ivan expresses his love for the tv show Renegade. Also, Marry Fuck Kill: The Hollywood Goth Edition.

Dreg takes a quiz to see how white he is, Ivan listens to old embarrassing voicemails and Michael finally gets around to doing his fleshlight. Also, the women of Moseley (Suzie Chism, Abby Hairston and Christy Callaway) return to pay a brief visit with the boys and once again play some marry, f*ck, kill.

Ivan and Michael sit down with Karen "Bambi" Righeimer to talk about all things X-Men, after a screening of Days of Future Past. Together they discuss how Michael IS James McAvoy, Ivan's issue with JLaw's blue bodysuit, and how Karen would totally reverse cowboy Wolverine. Also, Nights in White Satin!

It's Michael & Ivan vs. Godzilla and Spider-man in a showdown to the death! Playing for keeps! Winner takes all! Shots are on me and burritos all around! Actually, they just talk about Song of The South and Michael can't wait to stop the show. The End.

One of Ivan and Michael's oldest mutual friends, Bald Scott, joins the podcast to talk about evading the cops, old people porn and late 90's misadventures in northern Illinois. Also, Ivan gets in a bar fight and Michael loses a taco.

The boys continue their conversation with guest P. Griffin Baron. Ivan reveals what he wants for his funeral, Michael;s family accuse him of racism, Dreg avoids questions about his sexual feelings towards Dave Grohl, and Griff fixes a hot tub. Also, Old Sailors and Black Women.

Friend of the podcast and one time Sheriff Scabs guitarist P. Griffin Baron re-joins the boys to talk about Bar Rescue, Adam Carolla, The Goonies and how he hates his grade school teachers. Ivan attempts to throw himself under the bus, while Dreg attempts a Cirque du Soleil stunt. Also, Michael wears his shoes on the wrong feet.

Michael and Ivan talk about KISS's induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Hot Topic stalkers and ghetto leprechauns. Ivan finally gets around to watching Grosse Pointe Blank, Michael wonders if Geena Davis is still bangable, and they preview the upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy movie. Also, Ivan eats a burrito!

Michael and Ivan go back to the theaters to see and discuss the next chapter in Marvel's Avengers saga, "Captain America: The Winter Soldier." Or as Ivan calls it, "The best Lethal Weapon sequel you will ever see." ESPN Radio's Sarah Spain also makes a brief cameo, as Michael tells the tale of how he tried to win a date with her, after an unsuccessful attempt to sell herself on ebay. And Ivan find...

Michael and Ivan discuss truth in advertising, whether or not to be offended by a remake ala Robocop, the trouble with the Sochi Winter Olympics and the world's view of Russia. Also, more goth talk and a moving tribute to Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Artwork Michael, Ivan and Dreg are joined by special guest Anna Broughton. Together, they discuss Michael and Anna's trip to Hollywood for the Grammys, Ivan's gripe with the Brawny man and Dreg's inability to hide his teeth. Also, Michael gets slapped in the face.

Ivan and Michael are joined by Ivan's sister Dr. Hobo. On this blustery winter day, Ivan delves into the worlds of Yukon Cornelius and The Unibomber, Michael explores the rich history of local tv personality Rich Koz, and Hobo enlightens us all on the 90's PBS Kids series Ghostwriter. Also, John Cusack is a loser.

Filled with remorse, regret and a heavy hangover, the boys (as well as several e-mailers) reflect on the DRUNK! episode, Ivan gets his bible back, Michael gets a filthy present, and Dreg gets a last name. Also, Dreg is not dead!

Year One Anniversary! The boys get very drunk, very loud and start dialing.... Michael's hair catches fire, Ivan (literally) has a glass shattering meltdown, Dreg goes behind the curtain and dies...or disappears. Guests Dylan Ryan, Jeanette Rodgers, Linday Gavin, Moseley's Abby Hairston & Suzie Chism, Griff Baron, John Weaver, Jess Reed, Anna Broughton, Kim Duncan, Dr. Hobo and Karen "Bambi" Righe...

The boys go over their "Best of" and "Worst of" lists for 2013, including best album, worst song and what they're looking forward to in '14. Also, Michael fields a complaint, Dreg plays "Dear Abby" and Ivan is hiding something behind the curtain... but what is it?

While Sheriff Scabs get ready for their show at Elbo Room in Chicago, the bous argue over how to properly number the show. Michael answers relationship compatibility questions, Ivan celebrates gay marriage and Dreg lies to his wife about reasons she can't listen to the podcast.

Part 2 of 2. While Sheriff Scabs and Moseley plot against each other for the last show of the tour, Dreg has questions about ass wiping, Abby falls asleep on the toilet, Michael's Bing Crosby impression takes on a life of it's own, Suzie talks about more Suzie things, Ivan is confused by Michael's massage porn habits, and Christy worries that a malicious game of "Marry F*ck Kill" might be real.

Part 1 of 2. The boys from Chicago and the ladies of Nashville hit the road through Chicago, Battle Creek, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Detroit, Cleveland and Milwaukee. Michael sings Little Mermaid songs, Suzie gets engaged, Dreg does yoga in a cornfield, Abby gets very drunk, Christy works a nail salon and Ivan is a dick.

Dreg brings in a guest (Jon Rice) from jolly old England to chat with Ivan and Scabs about an disturbingly odd picture from tour, God vs Ms. Piggy, and the bastardization of the English language. Also... BOOBS!

As the boys get ready to take off on tour, the podcast gets back to it's old way. Poop stories, grooming tips, new vocabulary, and the return of MFK. Also, a bigger name podcast threatens to sue WWTB.

Dreg gets into a fight, Ivan teaches us how to twerk, and Michael teaches us how to tweeze your ball sack. Also, a listener complains how the show isn't as good as it once was.

Ivan and Michael get old and curmudgeonly as they try to make sense of Miley Cyrus and twerk phenomenon. Ivan is still into Kesha. Michael finds out what it's like to relax when he goes off the grid. More Sheriff Scabs Fall Tour updates. Also, the boys geek out when they look forward to the Summer movie season... of 2015. Batfleck!

Michael rants on his hatred for the over saturation of zombies in pop culture, Dreg contemplates the desire to have a fork stuck in one's penis, and Ivan dies. Also, Suzie Chism discusses adds to the legend of Sheriff Scabs and discusses the Sheriff Scabs / Moseley 2013 Fall tour.