We're With The Band

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... WWTB went to the opening night premier of Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens. Michael wants a Jamocha Jedi, Katie The Undertaker stops Ivan from throwing more money at the movie screen, Karen Righeimer gets emotional and crushes John Weaver's BB-8's, and Dreg is still talking about The Hunger Games. Also... SLOTHS DON'T TELL JOKES!  

Ivan and Michael return to Dreg's house, and try to figure out what's he's been doing, after being absent for 10 episodes. 9 month old e-mails are read, Scott Weiland is remembered, and the upcoming Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens episode is previewed. Also, Dreg make an unbelievably bad Indian joke.  

With November in full swing, Michael, Ivan and Katie The Undertaker prematurely celebrate Christmas. Also, a Puscifer concert review, Star Wars talk, David Bowie talk, Michael craps himself at work, Ivan goes all Andy Rooney when he learns about the Paris attacks, and Katie literally goes ham about Kmart.

Well, shit on me! Crow-tober comes to an end, as Michael, Ivan, Katie the Undertaker and Josh Vicari take a look at the 1994 gothic-action original, The Crow. Starring Brandon Lee, Ernie "Ghostbusters" Hudson, Tony "Candyman" Todd, Bai Ling, James O'Barr stealing a TV and lots of corrugated metal.  

Crow-tober gets slightly better as Ivan, Michael and Katie the Undertaker indulge in the 1996 sequel, The Crow: City of Angels. Starring Vincent Parez, Mia Kirshner, Beverley Mitchell, Thuy Trang: The Yellow Ranger, Thomas Jane: The Punisher, and Iggy Pop as Ricardo Montalban.

Crow-tober continues on We're With The Band Goes To The Movies, as Ivan, Michael and Katie The Undertaker dive into the third installment of the Crow series, The Crow: Salvation (aka The Crow: I Like Her Mouth). Starring Kirsten Dunst, Eric Mabius, Fred Ward, William Atherton, and a school bus.  

In the first installment of We're With The Band Goes To The Movies, frustration sets in as Michael and Ivan unsuccessfully try to make sense of the abysmal film "The Crow: Wicked Prayer." Starring an inexplicable cast of Eddie Furlong, David Boreanaz, Tara Reid, Danny Trejo, Tito Ortiz, Daymond John, Macy Gray, and the late, once great Dennis Hopper.

Michael and Ivan are 2 Legit 2 Quit, as they dive into the video for MC Hammer's hit single, as well as Addams Groove from The Addams Family movie, and other pop music conundrums from 1991. Also, What ever happened to P.M. Dawn?

The boys return, with special guest Chadillac, to basically rail on Dreg for being stupid.  Together, they board a watercraft upon Lake Michigan to dissect his idiotic text messages, as well as Jurassic World, Weezer, the Confederate flag controversy, robots, cleaning robots, sex robots, and their collective disbelief in vampires.

Michael, Ivan and Katie the Undertaker go to see Avengers: The Age of Ultron. Will Ivan get to see his white Vision? Will Katie get a Jurrassic World girl boner? Will Michael deliver on his promise to make episode 74 the greatest show in podcast history? Probably not. Also, Stan Lee makes a cameo.

Michael goes to Florida and drops a bombshell, which could rock the band and podcast to it's very core. Ivan waits in line to score some rare David Bowie on Record Store Day. Also, the boys give their thoughts on Jared Leto's Joker, a  Tom Waits musical , and  Michael's hatred for old people .  

Michael and Ivan are back!  The do's and don'ts of band t-shirts, punching  Marilyn Manson , James Bond Spectre, and getting towed in Chicago. Also, Katie The  Undertaker & T-1000 defend their podcast hijack.

The boys take time out from mixing their new record to talk about Dreg's first viewing of The Breakfast Club, Michael's take on a controversial Batman comic, and Ivan's curiosity about The Extreme Tour. Also, how do you feel about oral sex on the toilet?

April Fools!  The women of WWTB hijack the podcast while the boys are away making records. No topic is too squeamish! Who's slept with who in the band? Who's grooming their nether regions into the Batman logo? Sleazy sex stories both with and without the band. Marry F*ck Kill the band, and the common denominator that is hatred for  Ivan.  With Katie the Undertaker, Karen Bambi Righeimer, Courtney,...

The boys sit down with Chicago musicians Alicia G and Nadia G of Ganser, to talk about their upcoming ep 'Less.'  Ivan chats about producing the band's release, while Dreg hijacks the interview with his own personal questions and Michael celebrates his birthday at Shoney's.  

Dreg, Ivan and Michael reconvene to talk about Ivan's old news papers, Dreg's trip to the David Bowie Is exhibit at the MCA, and Michael meeting a fan/stalker in the mall. Also, fat people hurt inside.

Ivan and Michael discuss Star Wars Episode VII, Jurassic World, the black Spider-Man outfit, Secret Wars, Parliament and stories of walking in on our parents doing it. Also, scary noises come from places that aren't Dreg's ass.  

WWTB cross over with Drunken Nerd Guild guest Josh Gruber and the Undertaker. ExciteBike, Mortal Kombat, Witch Hazel and Dreg Jackson Three Way Attorney at Law. What is massage porn (again)? How much paper work goes into a Ménage à trois? How do you pickle Raccoon Parts? Welcome to Chicago...where's your arch?

Michael, Ivan, Dreg and The Undertaker come together to discuss Michael's new career in Truckin', Ivan's goth Andy Rooney moment at H&M, The Undertaker's controversial new grooming choices, and Dreg's shock and awe, when The Undertaker reveals a dirty little secret. Also, Jesus was a teenage vampire!

Michael, Ivan and Dreg return to the imaginary boat, with guests Griff Baron and Kim Duncan. Once again the hot sauce & vodka concoctions take over, as Griff becomes a professional pitch man, Dreg won't quit singing Frozen, Iggy Azalea and Spin Doctors songs, Ivan gets regular with Activia, and Kim brings the WWTB tradition back as Michael gets slapped. Also, Jamie Lee Curtis has a dick!  

The vodka is flowing and the hot sauce is burning, when Griff Baron and Kim Duncan join the boys for an "All-Star Edition" of We're With The Band. Michael grills Kim about her close encounter with Foo Fighters Dave Grohl and Taylor Hawkins. Ivan and Griff tell tales from "the Kill Hannah days" and My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult. Also, everyone urges Dreg to grow a beard, while he welcoms the cr...

Michael and Ivan go to the movies to see Kevin Smith's podcast inspired horror film TUSK. The boys talk about the film's origins, review it and relate it to WWTB, while Ivan plots to drug Michael and lead him to a remote location, in the hopes of changing him into a Walrus of his own.

Michael calls Ivan in for an emergency podcast. RetentionPondHoneys.com gets mentioned and discussed by Jensen "Hot Karl" Karp and Matt Robinson on the Smodcast network's Get Up On This podcast, and the results couldn't be funnier. Also, Robin Williams is dead, someone might have recently had a threesome, and Ivan thinks Michael is the new Howard The Duck.

While Dreg is off being lazy somewhere, former bandmate and friend of the podcast, Karen "Bambi" Righeimer steps in to join Ivan and Michael. Together they talk about Ivan's enounter with Black Panthers, horny fat chicks and potbelly pigs, during his recent tour. Also, Karen's failed first dates, Michael's ongoing class action lawsuit and more goth talk!

In this latest installment of "Sheriff Scabs goes to the movies," the gang reviews Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy, but leaves Dreg at home, knowing that he'll just say "I AM GROOT" throughout the podcast. Michael explains his love/hate relationship with Howard The Duck, John defends his beloved Star Wars, Karen wants to reverse cowboy Madmartigan, and things get saucy between Ivan and The Undert...