We're Here to Help

Jake and Special Helper Justin Long help a caller from New Orleans with a memaw who loves to shop online. Later, a caller tries to convince the guys, and his friends, that he doesn't have a foot fetish. See caller images  here ! Want to call in? Email your question to  helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON:  https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH:  heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: ...

Jake and Gareth help a caller kick some distant relatives off her bowling team. Later, a Kiwi calls in with a nosy jogger problem. Plus, the Ballad of Mrs. Gingerbread goes global. See caller images  here ! Want to call in? Email your question to  helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON:  https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH:  heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM:  @HereToHelpPod If you’...

Jake and Gareth brainstorm how to keep a caller's dad from approaching her at the gym. Later, things get personal when a caller needs help navigating her husband's new martial arts hobby. Plus, an update on Ep. 146 "Filthy Granny." Want to call in? Email your question to  helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON:  https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH:  heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM:  @H...

Zach Cherry joins the show and immediately pitches a full Doubtfire. Later, the guys help a 22 year old manage the drunk alter-ego who eats her roommates' food. Want to call in? Email your question to  helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON:  https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH:  heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM:  @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate  We’re...

Jake and Gareth discover a caller was not 100% honest about her reasons for calling in-- but they solve her problem anyway. Later, they help a caller care for a surprise foster fish. See caller images here ! Want to call in? Email your question to  helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH:  heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM:  @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoyin...

The guys help a caller whose girlfriend has unknowingly been using her lady parts exfoliating glove. Later, they help a cat owner process the fact that her animal has found a new home. Plus, a follow up from Ep. 24: Suffer in a Nice Way with Johnny Bananas. Want to call in? Email your question to  helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH:  heretohelppod.com...

Jake and Gareth welcome special guest Katie Nolan (Casuals Podcast) for this bonus episode. First, they try to get a caller more time with her niece by "brownmailing" her sister. Later, they weigh in on the pettiest 30 for 30 of all time. Want to call in? Email your question to  helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH:  heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM:  @...

The guys help a caller process the Hellish discovery that his mom's boyfriend has received a penile implant. Later, they help an employee at a non-profit tactfully redirect a strange donor's generosity. Plus, a follow up from Ep. 151 "Thanks for the Memor-Trees." See caller images here ! Want to call in? Email your question to  helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod...

Jake and Gareth help a caller create an epic sendoff for a beloved treehouse. Later, the guys go back to college and help a house of senior girls whose neighbors won't stop pissing on their window. Plus, a heartbreaking follow-up to the saga of Gandalf the Duck (from Ep. 143: Psychological Warfare & Duck Daddy). Want to call in? Email your question to  helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: http...

The guys help a veteran who is being bullied by her son's librarian. Later, they help a caller brainstorm alternatives to his wife's favorite sexy nickname. Plus, an update from the owners of two giant inflatable pigs from Ep. 121: Very Important Pigs (with Steve Berg). Want to call in? Email your question to  helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH:  here...

The guys are joined by special guest Michael Cera for a special deluxe episode. First, they help a mild-mannered office worker discourage his neighbors from hot tubbing in the nude. Next, they problem-solve a parenting dilemma with a mom whose daughter likes her alter-ego better than her. Last, they help a hopeless romantic with a knack for finding sentimental letters return an intimate love note...

The guys help a caller brainstorm what to do about her coworker's distracting wedgie. Later, a British caller asks for advice about his morning walk, which is regularly interrupted by an old woman shouting explicit insults. Want to call in? Email your question to  helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH:  heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM:  @HereToHelpPod I...

Jake and Gareth stumble on a bonafide hit single, thanks to a caller whose "cat voice" is annoying her partner. Plus, the guys help a pair of sisters punch up a groan-worthy joke that is ruining family gatherings. Want to call in? Email your question to  helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH:  heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM:  @HereToHelpPod If you’re e...

The guys help a caller who wants to fit in with her best friend’s family. Later, a caller asks for help moderating her boyfriend’s Q-tip obsession. Want to call in? Email your question to  helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH:  heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM:  @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate  We’re Here to Help 5-Sta...

Aaaaand we’re back! In their first call of the new season, Jake and Gareth chat with a high school teacher who wants to bring a local petty thief to justice. Later, they help someone brainstorm how to break up with a duck. Plus, a follow-up with a superhero-loving dad from Ep. 124: We're Aging Like Presidents. Want to call in? Email your question to  helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://pa...

Jake and Gareth chat with someone whose grandma wants to be buried with the caller's dead dog. They also chat with a listener facing a bizarre matching tattoo situation with her boss.  Later, they follow up with the first caller from episode 59 "Spraying Mess."  This is our season one finale! Thank you so much to all the amazing listeners and callers! The show will return...

Jake and Gareth chat with a caller who needs help winning a coloring competition. Later, they talk to someone whose mom shares a little too much info about her personal life.  Finally, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 75 "You Are the Danger."  Want to call in? Email your question to  helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free episodes, video...

Jake and Steve Berg talk to a caller who needs help getting her son out of a karate contract. Later, Gareth and Arden Myrin chat with someone ready to break up with her chiropractor.  Finally, we get a follow up with the first caller from this episode! Want to call in? Email your question to  helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free episodes, video episodes, and bon...

Jake and special guest Oliver Ralli talk to a caller about a potentially huge opening day for an ice cream shop. Later, Gareth and Jon Gabrus chat with a new father whose wife tells bedtime stories with maybe a little too much energy.  The guys also follow up with the first caller from episode 111 "Put Some Jeans on that Baby Jesus."  Finally, the guys, Dope As Yola & Marty O'Neill g...

Jake and Gareth chat with a caller who wants to give her husband the perfect gift for his karate black belt test. Later, Jake and Steve Berg talk to someone dealing with a lawyer who keeps saying "raw dog."  Finally, the guys follow up with the first caller from episode 117 "Organized Fun Can Be Tricky with Steve Berg." Want to call in? Email your question to  helpfulpod@g...

Jake, Gareth and special guest Cat Reitman talk to a caller who always wears socks during sex. Later, Gareth and special guest Arden Myrin chat with someone dealing with a dirty sponge dilemma at work.  Want to call in? Email your question to  helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free episodes, video episodes, and bonus content):  patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH...

Jake and Gareth talk to a caller about dealing with a difficult water aerobics instructor. Later, Gareth and special guest Jamie Loftus chat with a barber interested in dating a client without things getting awkward.  Finally, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 110 "I Need Someone to Climb With/On." Want to call in? Email your question to  helpfulpod@gmail.c...

Jake and special guest Oliver Ralli talk to a pro wrestler looking to beef up his character arc. Later, Gareth and special guest Vic Michaelis help a caller whose boyfriend keeps sending her gnomes.  Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 115 "I'm the Biggest Daddy." Want to call in? Email your question to  helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls...

Jake, Gareth and Steve Berg talk to a caller about becoming a cool bus driver. Later, Gareth and special guest Arden Myrin help someone whose father in law constantly rewinds during football games.  Finally, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 107 "The Donut King."  Want to call in? Email your question to  helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-...

Jake, Gareth and special guest Ben Schwartz talk to callers about a toilet paper issue on a wedding night and a boss plucking their leg hairs at work. Later, they follow up with the second caller from episode 126 "Shirt Title Merch Business with Catherine Reitman." Want to call in? Email your question to  helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON (images from the calls, ad-free episodes, video epis...