We're Here to Help

Jake, Steve Berg and Tatiana Maslany encourage a therapist to let down his hair. Then, they get a baby bird out of the nest. Watch Jake and Tatiana in Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed on Apple TV. Be sure to catch the season finale on July 15th. See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/maslany   Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: htt...

The great David Wain joins the show to help a bug artist maintain her standards. Then, the guys brainstorm PG alternatives for a new dad's disgusting account names. Check out “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass” written and directed by David Wain, in theaters July 10th! See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-305   Want to call in? Email your questio...

Jake and Gareth get Coach out of a dolphin suit. Then, they break up with a pediatric dentist. Plus, a folow-up from Ep 260 "A Disgusting Session." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-304   Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’...

Toronto Fringe Festival has a cursed baby doll on the loose, and our first caller knows exactly who to call for help! Later, a cool Dad hopes to tap into his two sons' telepathic communication abilities.  Guest theme song by Michael Peloquin! Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com. PATREON:  https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH:  heretohelppod...

Lamorne Morris stops by the show to help the guys eliminate a nasty odor at church. Plus, an update from Ep 229 "Muffin Beef." Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts. Advertise on We’re Here...

The guys spook a college lacrosse team by inventing a local legend. Then, they help a young caller have a difficult kissing conversation. Plus, a great success falls flat. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Sta...

Jake and Gareth say farewell to Corrine Norris, a caller from Episode 15: Dougie McBuckets and Episode 84: Kevin's Fresh Lobotomy Smile. Listen to a re-release of Corrine's calls after the intro. Corrine Norris August 20, 1995 - June 20, 2026 “Unable are the loved to die, for love is immortality.” - Emily Dickinson Corrine's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/asscancercor/ Corrine's TikTok: http...

Jake and Gareth help a bartender discipline a flaky regular. Then, it's Part 2 of the Live 300th, featuring roof rats, strip tease roulette and the latest on the local neighborhood nudists. See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-301   Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohel...

Happy 300 episodes of We're Here to Help! In Part One of this two-parter, we've got an unexpected update from a man who loves his wife, a pasta-themed memorial tattoo and a rapid-fire round. Plus, the latest on a kidney for the popcorn king. See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-300 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https...

A caller with a history of paranormal encounters receives an urgent message from a loved one in a dream. Later, magical cats are at the center of a caller's dispute with her neighbors. Guest theme song by Michael Peloquin! Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com. PATREON:  https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH:  heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM:  @HereToH...

Jake and Gareth and Guest Helper Charlie Hall get tough with a caller who is chronically late. Then, they dissuade an old lady from over-feeding her mail carrier. Watch Jake and Charlie on Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, now streaming on AppleTV+ Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod...

Murray Bartlett (White Lotus, Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed) stops by the show to give some much-needed input to the Babe Ruth of nicknames. Then, he helps a fellow Aussie set boundaries with a forlorn cheese-man. Watch Jake and Murray on Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, now streaming on AppleTV+ Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod ME...

Kiarra Hamagami Goldberg joins Jake and Gareth to help a caller go full Beauty and the Beast. Then, they reel in a big tuna. Watch Jake and Kiarra on Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, now streaming on AppleTV+ Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure...

The guys are joined by Brandon Flynn (Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed) for this special Monday episode! First, they help a twin wring out her bathmat. Then, they get a caller out of Scuba diving with his boss. Watch Jake and Brandon on Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, now streaming on AppleTV+ Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH:...

A caller thinks she discovered a Fairy Ring and seeks guidance from the world's second-most renowned Fairy Ring expert (Steve). Later, the guys help a caller devise a plan to ward off a cantankerous, elderly arch nemesis.  Guest theme song by Michael Peloquin! Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com. PATREON:  https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH:&n...

In honor of Hulu's new show Not Suitable For Work, Jake and Gareth solve a couple workplace nightmares. First, they confront a rogue whistler in an open-floorplan office. Then, they smoke out a booger bandit. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make...

The guys help an Alabama playboy explain his situation. Then, they solve a case of missing silverware. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 251 "Poop Plinko." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-294 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjo...

Samara Weaving joins the guys to help a private tutor sneak away on a family trip to Florence. Then, they get creative with macramé. Catch Samara starring in Carolina Caroline out everywhere June 5th! See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-293   Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH...

Gareth and Jake help a feminist set boundaries with her gamer boyfriend. Then, they teach an aging punk rocker about yoga. Plus, an update from Ep 256 "All Laser Pointers (or No Laser Pointers)." Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate...

Johnny Pemberton joins forces with Steve & Eric to help a caller find a cure for her full-bodied aversion to eyeballs. Then, the guys brainstorm worthy ways to show appreciation for a bongo-playing divorcée living his best life in Mexico. Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com. PATREON:  https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH:  heretohelppod.com INSTA...

Jake, Gareth, and big bro Danny J help a college student gain elite status in a corn eating competition. Then, they figure out ways for roommates to remember their beloved cardboard box. Plus, a follow up from Ep 231 "Scooter Cooter." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-291 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patr...

The guys trick a left lane camper with a scene from It's a Wonderful Life. Then, they repay a Swiss guitar shop owner. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 280 "Carjacking." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-290   Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH: heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: @HereTo...

Hannah Simone and Lamorne Morris are back for more! First, they work with Jake to discourage the advances of a local security guard. Then, they confront a catfishing Mother-in-Law. See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-289 Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code heretohelp at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/heretohe...

Jake and Gareth determine if a caller's parents are swingers. Then, they evict a bathroom squatter. Plus a follow-up from the Popcorn Queen and her search for a missing kidney. For the full popcorn story, check out Ep 224 and Ep 231. Want to call in? Email your question to  helpfulpod@gmail.com . PATREON:  https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH:  heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM: ...

Steve & Eric help a caller navigate the aftermath of an unprompted work trip seance at The Cheesecake Factory. Then they pitch some ideas for bringing a little bit of whimsy into the workplace. Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com. PATREON:  https://patreon.com/heretohelppod MERCH:  heretohelppod.com INSTAGRAM:  @HereToHelpPod If you’re enjoying...