We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives Podcast

In this episode, Gaby fights with a nun over Carlos, Lynette tries to get daycare greenlit at the office formerly known as Stu's Place, Gaby tries to force her father to reconnect with her, and Bree deals with the aftermath of George's suicide. Summer and Christy discuss the etymology of the word penmanship, the "Quiet on the Set" Nickelodeon documentary, and rain on the Lane. Follow us on Tiktok...

Susan uses brute force to reconnect with her dad, Gaby gets jealous of Carlos's friendship with a nun as a byproduct of his newfound interest in religion, Bree FINALLY realizes George is an evil psychopath who attempted to murder her therapist, and Lynette inadvertently flips the office upside-down! In this episode, Summer and Christy talk TV "economics," Ariana Grande, early 2000s games, and then...

This episode is.... chaotic. Susan learns a family secret at her mother's wedding, Bree finally dumps George, Gabby handles her grief with one of Carlos' prison friends, and Lynette teaches her twins about street safety. Summer and Christy talk ASL auditions, being working girls, and IRL neighborhood watch drama. FOLLOW US ON SOCIALS!!!! @wearegoingtotell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

In this episode, Susan and Karl rekindle their relationship, Gaby tries to squeeze into a tiny dress while pregnant, Lynette meets a fellow mother with terrible twins of her own, and Bree gets engaged to a clinical psychopath. Summer and Christy talk full-time jobs, the Spice Girls, nighttime in Los Angeles, the "MCU" and more. Follow us on tiktok and instagram @wearegoingtotell Coming to Patreon:...

In this episode, Paul Young returns to the Lane, much to the chagrin of Susan; Bree attempts a romantic getaway with George; Lynette buys a new suit; and Gaby deals with drama between her husband and Lawyer David. Summer and Christy talk the WICKED trailer, weddings, California rain, Reba McIntyre, Beyonce, and more! Follow us on tiktok and instagram @wearegoingtotell BUY OUR MERCH! Hosted on Acas...

Lynette is forced to go drinking nightly with her concupiscent boss, Gaby runs into trouble when Carlos doesn't want David Bradley as his attorney, Susan wants to remain loyal to her booking agent despite his embezzlement scandal, and Bree learns, to her horror, that Rex thought she poisoned him-- and makes him posthumously pay for it! Christy educates Summer on the automobile industry and they ta...

In this episode, Gaby wants a conjugal visit, Susan FINDS Zach, Lynette struggles with Parker's imaginary friend Mrs. Mulberry, and Bree is essentially oblivious to the insane beef between Andrew and George. Summer and Christy talk successfully sneaking into events, new jobs, and their short-lived book club. Follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @wearegoingtotell MERCH is available HERE ! Use code WEA...

In this episode, Bree becomes the subject of an investigation, Susan is the green-eyed monster when Julie tries to do a church talent show with Edie, Lynette is a working woman (to her son's chagrin), and Gaby comes to a startling (disappointing) realization regarding John. Summer and Christy discuss bad gen Alpha kids and ghost scrolling, the legendary Vermont belly dancing chicken, the cultural...

Christy and Summer once again talk annoying kids and seeing the Jonas Brothers. Nothing new there, Bree is in a grieving standoff with Phyllis, Carlos gets beat up by an inmate, Tom is dirty, and Susan continues to self sabotage. FIRST MERCH DROP!!! https://were-going-to-tell.printify.me/ and PATREON IS LIVE!! Ya'll come back now, ya hear? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...

Summer and Christy are recording together again... sorry. They talk airport struggles, annoying people, shower filters, and family dramas. Susan finds out Zach is really a Delfino, Bree reunites with her mother in law, Lynette is back on the job hunt, and Gabby photoshops her paternity test. follow us on instagram/tiktok for videos and update: @wearegoingtotell SUB THE PATREON!!! SUPER FUN CONTENT...

SURPRISE 🫢 In this special episode, Summer and Christy sit down with Cody Kasch, who played Zach Young on Desperate Housewives!!! We had the most amazing time hearing about his time on the show, getting his thoughts on the characters, and much more! Gaby testifies in court for(?) Carlos, Lynette is encouraged to go back to work while Tom decides to be a stay-at-home-dad, Susan is held hostage by...

Happy New Year, Desperate Housewives Superfans/Little Criminals! We hope everyone had a wonderful holiday. In this episode, Felicia sends Paul Young away, Susan and Mike decide to move in together, Lynette tries to get Annabel moved to a different company, Gaby finds out Carlos is the one behind her birth control mishap, and Bree and Rex make a pact to be nice to each other. Summer and Christy tal...

Bree is having an emotional affair with Pharmacist George, Gabby tells John she might be pregnant with his baby, Lynette and Tom are not banging, and Susan hires a crooked PI and gets answers. Back at the Young residence, Paul tranquilizes Zach for the good of Wisteria Lane, and Felicia kidnaps him. Summer and Christy discuss bad millennial parenting, losing your sparkle, the east coast leg of the...

Gaby is pregnant and angry, Lynette freaks out that Tom has re-employed his ex, Bree has secret friendship with her pharmacist, and Susan sticks her nose in Paul's business yet again. In this extra long episode, Summer and Christy discuss public displays of holiday cheer, airport debacles and the dangers of espresso martinis, delayed reactions, and much, much more. Episode recap starts around the...

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Better late than never! Felicity Huffman has broken her silence regarding the college admissions scandal of 2019, and we weigh in. Follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @WeAreGoingToTell "Breaking News" music/sound effect by Nathaniel's Music and Vlog: https://www.youtube.com/@nathanielsmusicandvlog Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, Desperate Housewives Superfans/Little Criminals! In this episode: Lynette continues to discriminate against the elderly, homophobic Bree begs her son to convert to heterosexuality, Susan is forced on an awful double date with her mother, and Gaby finds creative ways to shop after Carlos cuts up her credit cards. Summer and Christy discuss misadventures at Universal studios, the perils of marr...

Kids are all the rage this episode. Carlos forces Gabby to sign a prenup and has been messing with her birth control, Lynette's kids get spanked, Bree visits Camp Hennessy, and Susan's mom comes to town. Christy and Summer talk CPK, being bicoastal, cottage cheese trauma, and bringing back the NO H8 campaign. Follow us on instagram and tiktok: @wearegoingtotell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

After Mama Solis dies, Gaby urges Carlos to be more responsible with his spending and go to jail. Meanwhile, Bree and Rex send their problem child away, Lynette meddles in the life of a Deaf woman, Susan gets a mysterious letter from Mike and takes another blue-collar lover. Summer and Christy predict Edie's birth chart and discuss rude neighbors, Latin traditions, human stupidity at Smuggler's Ru...

THE STRIKE IS OVER!!! Sad Sack Susan and Edie surreptitiously search Paul's home, Bree tries to get Maisy Gibbons to remove Rex's name from her little black book, Gaby and Carlos have no indoor plumbing, and Lynette worries when her twin sons face lice allegations. Christy and Summer talk wifi trouble, physical comedy, and their short stint as court jesters. Follow us on Tiktok: @wearegoingtotellp...

Lynette sabotages Tom's promotion, Bree asks John Rowland to destroy Danielle's fragile heart, Susan gets Mike arrested and learns of his checkered past, and Gaby is propositioned by a gay teenager. Christy and Summer discuss things to do (or not) in Los Angeles, the great state of Utah, manifesting money, and much more! This episode is dedicated to Matthew Perry. Rest in Peace. Follow us! Tiktok:...

Happy Anniversary Wicked! Bree learns of Rex's twisted fantasies, Gaby impulsively gets a JOB!, Lynette feuds with Mrs. McCluskey over the little criminals, and Susan panics over hypothetical future children. Christy and Summer discuss cockroach disposal techniques, Halloween Horror Nights, having the spins, and of course, casting of Wicked the Musical using the Desperate Housewives characters. Fo...

Bree moves forward with her divorce, Lynette has a misogynistic father in law, Gabby almost becomes Mrs. Solis Rowland, and Susan hates Zach Young but loves Paul. Christy and Summer talk Wicked (the usual), Disney 100 celebration, insomnia, and the autumnal equinox. Follow us on tiktok: @Weargoingtotellpod Instagram: @wearegoingtotell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey everyone. Before we start this episode, we just wanted to say we know this is a very difficult time right now and we hold space for all those affected by the recent global tragedies and hope to provide a positive space for you all. The fate of Martha Huber is revealed to Fairview. Susan reluctantly (and guiltily) accompanies Edie to spread Mrs. Huber's ashes, Bree avoids any form of intimacy w...

WE'RE BACK, BABES!!! Wisteria Lane is finally searching for Martha Huber along with.... Felicia Tillman. Susan has a night out with Mike and Carl, Gabby gets a job, Lynette is threatened by her nanny, and Bree wants Rex dead. Summer and Christy recount Christy's trip to Australia and what a Kangaroo looks like, and Summer's underwater birthday party. Follow us on tiktok: @wearegoingtotellpod Insta...

Lynette can't give up a modicum of control to Nanny Claire, Gaby scrambles to hide all of her personal possessions for fear of having her assets seized, Susan finds out Julie is harboring a fugitive, and Bree discovers that Rex has been having Maisy Gibbons fulfill his "needs." Summer and Christy discuss the Jonas Brothers (surprise, surprise), inconvenient carrot-hunting, accidental jump scares,...