We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives Podcast

In this episode, Bree and Susan fight over whose man killed Monique, Gaby falls for the dad of one of the little girls she coaches, and Lynette accidentally sets an angry mob on Art. Summer and Christy talk Wicked, mostly. Follow us on TikTok and IG! @wearegoingtotell Join our SUBREDDIT and jump into the discussion Join our FACEBOOK GROUP and talk to us Check out our MERCH Sub our Patreon (below)...

(Sorry if it sounds like we're underwater at points we are working on it!!!) Plus we're EARLY this week instead of devastatingly late ;) In this episode, Gaby teaches little girls how to become models, Lynette's suspicions of Art reach new heights, Susan makes an enemy of Ian's butler Rupert, and Bree tries to do what she thinks is in Gloria's best interests. Summer and Christy talk Halloween 2024...

In this episode, Gaby goes back to modeling, Lynette tries to quell Parker's fears, Susan tries to discipline Julie, and Bree brings Orson's mother back into his life. Summer and Christy discuss dog attacks, Paris, the Jonas Brothers, the Golden Girls, accidental theft, and more. Follow us on TikTok and IG! @wearegoingtotell Join our SUBREDDIT and jump into the discussion Join our FACEBOOK GROUP a...

Carolyn Bigsby officially loses it. Summer and Christy discuss their perspectives on the mishaps of Summer's zany birthday party, annoying agents, having the spins, Z-O-M-B-I-E-S, and much more! Chat with us! We love answering DMs on Instagram and Tiktok @wearegoingtotell Start conversations in our SUBREDDIT Subscribe to our PATREON for fun exclusive content Buy our MERCH or request the kind of me...

LIVE FROM NEW YORK! The women get druuuuunk! Susan gets back together with Ian after seeing Mike snuggling up to Edie, Lynette and Tom have a fight over the pizza restaurant, Bree is being harassed by Carolyn Bisbee, and Gabby falls for one of Carlos schemes. Summer and Christy talk birthday woes, terrible men, new phones, and more.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Lynette is dismayed to learn Tom's new dream is to open a pizzeria, Susan tries to jog Mike's memory and kidnaps him, Gaby and Carlos keep trying to one-up each other, and Bree disciplines Danielle who seeks constant attention. Summer and Christy discuss free ice cream, spotted lantern flies, hot dog speakeasies and tiki bars, and more. Our IG and Tiktok are @wearegoingtotell Chec...

In this episode, MIKE DELFINO WAKES UP FROM HIS COMA! Too bad Susan is in the mountains with Ian when it happens...Lynette struggles with Parker's lack of athleticism, Gaby tries to convince Carlos she doesn't love him anymore and that they won't get back together, and Bree learns a truth about Andrew that horrifies her, and then one about Danielle that also horrifies her. Summer and Christy chat...

The girls are all going away! Gabby and Lynette go on a spa trip that takes some unexpected turns, Susan and Ian go to the mountains, and Bree cancels her honeymoon to go find Andrew. Meanwhile on the lane, sparks are flying with Julie and Austin and Mike wakes up!! Christy and Summer talk public transportation struggles and how fun it is to be a girl. A lot of Patreon content coming so be sure to...

In this episode, Bree is getting married to Orson (to the girls' chagrin), Lynette tries to pair Nora up with literally any man at all, Gaby and Carlos's divorce gets underway, and Susan goes on a mess of a date with Ian. Christy and an inebriated Summer talk blasts from the past, run-ins with modern-day crooners, the sweet scent of cat food, and more. Talking about DHW starts at 19:50. WATCH US O...

FINALLY. SEASON 3 IS UPON US. In this episode, Bree gets engaged to Orson, Susan tends to Mike in the hospital, Lynette deals with crazy Nora, and Gaby becomes an indentured servant to Xiao Mei. Summer and Christy have LOTS to discuss, including even more airport debacles, awkward celebrity encounters, the Disney Legends ceremony and iconic imagineers, and the art of winking. Talking about the DHW...

WE MET MARCIA CROSS AGAIN!!! In this episode, Bree makes a desperate escape from the psych ward, Gaby finds out about Carlos and Xiao Mei, Susan LOVES Mike, and Lynette is forced to meet the mother of Tom's first child. Summer and Christy discuss TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, multiple airport debacles, running into favorite celebrities on the streets of Los Angeles, and MEETING MARCIA CROSS for the seco...

In this episode, we get lots of flashbacks to when Mary Alice met each of the Housewives! Bree is still in the psych ward, Lynette takes her kids to a seedy motel, Susan moves herself and her daughter into a disgusting RV, and Gaby worries for Carlos's fate. Plus, we learn the truth behind the Applewhites' checkered past. Summer and Christy discuss CRAZY WEEKS, cat birthdays, and Paris. And improm...

In this episode, Lynette follows Tom to Atlantic City to spy on him, Susan tries to get Edie to admit her crime, Gaby struggles with Xiao Mei's pregnancy, and Bree has a nervous breakdown despite her best intentions. Summer and Christy talk spontaneous drinks with Brits, Jack-in-the-Box, Lost, mysterious flulike symptoms, FRIENDSHIP, and more. MERCH (we made some cute phone cases) SUBREDDIT FACEBO...

Hi guys! Sorry for the tech issues and late uploads - its been a battle, but back in LA so should be back on schedule! Christy and Summer talk celeb sightings and passport issues. Susan's secret about Carl gets revealed, Gabby forces Xiao Mei to be a surrogate, Bree loses it with Andrew, and Lynette does everything to try to keep Tom's job. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...

Gabby has baby mama drama, Susan hides her affair, Bree gets her sponsor's sponsor thrown in jail, and Lynette sexts her boss' wife. Chrisy and Summer talk High school reunion, killing roaches (again...?) and a lot of other stuff. So sorry this was late!!! So many tech issues, once again. :( Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Lynette's son wants to know about the birds and the bees, Gaby pawns off her brand new baby on Xiao Mei, Bree and Andrew are forced to work things out as a family, and Susan questions her feelings for Karl and introduces us to ORSON HODGE!!! Christy and Summer talk trying times at Jax's Studio City, forgotten keys, vampire lore and spray and more. Join our Facebook group Follow us...

In this episode, Bree pursues her AA sponsor while Lynette prepares a deposition in the Van De Kamp emancipation case, Gaby and Carlos learn that the baby they want to adopt has a father, and Susan and Karl are caught red-handed by Edie. Summer and Christy talk wedding day mishaps, not-so-stranger danger, and pitching another future show starring Dr. Ron. MERCH (check out our Predatory Divorcee ha...

Gabby and Carlos are courting a woman for her baby, Lynette is judging another mother in the office, Bree is blacking out at a department store in the middle of the day, and Susan has 3 men fighting over her. Christy and Summer talk the Mets, Memorial Day weekend, a new business proposal, and go on a lot of tangents this ep. SOCIALS: @Wearegoingtotell come say hi!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

In this episode, Susan gets her splenectomy and a crazy love note from Dr. Ron, Gaby and Carlos try to adopt a baby, Bree refuses to buy her entitled son a car, and Lynette deals with Tom feeling emasculated AGAIN. Summer and Christy discuss the latest Wicked trailer, the fully conscious baby, TV recaps and flashbacks, Osama, and more. Follow us @wearegoingtotell Facebook Group Subreddit Merch Hos...

In this episode, Susan and Karl agree to commit insurance fraud, Gaby's mom offers to be a surrogate for her and Carlos, Lynette has babysitter issues and pawns her kids off on alcoholic Bree. Summer and Christy discuss international travel, the Sherman Oaks middle school fair, small men, and much more! Pardon any background construction noise in Los Angeles County. Apologies if we repeat ourselve...

We're back!!! sorry for missing a week - blame Summer's illness. Bree investigates the Applewhites, Lynette deals with obnoxious male office antics, Susan commits insurance fraud, and Gabby rescues a slave. Christy and Summer talk airline anxiety, TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT, Bobs Big Boy after hours, and a lot of other stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Susan is hesitant to let Dr. Ron perform her splenectomy, Gaby is threatened by Carlos with an annulment, Bree deals with Danielle and Matthew's blooming relationship, and Lynette deals with a wishy-washy Tom who suddenly wants to work again. Summer and Christy talk passport crises, getting locked out, surgery, Jojo Siwa and baby agelessness. And also the thing where you hang flow...

We were so delighted to chat with the lovely Charlie Babcock who played Stu on season 2!!! The three of us discuss car repairs, freak earthquakes, DoorDash dramas, and the lore of Stu. Contains minor spoilers around the 31:50 to 34 minute mark. MERCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Gaby pressures Carlos to beat up a sleazy photographer, Susan goes to absurd lengths to get a date with a hot doctor, Bree gets arrested, and Lynette wants Tom to face his worst fear. Summer and Christy talk comedic funerals, getting wine drunk, vasectomies, and bedside manner. Follow us on IG and Tiktok @wearegoingtotell MERCH REDDIT FACEBOOK GROUP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

In this episode, Gaby and Lynette fight over a kiss, Bree gets blackmailed by Andrew, and Susan forgets everything Zach did to her and tries to help connect Zach and Mike. Summer and Christy discuss unpaid work in Hollywood, drunken Disneyland antics, wishing Vecna a happy birthday, and much more. REDDIT MERCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.