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Man ruptures his throat because he stifled a big SNEEZE • Job posting for a "Chicken Nugget Connoisseur" (with link) • Man told his wife died in the hospital - he spots her an hour later sleeping

Thermometer in world's coldest town breaks apart as it hits -62C • Alleged burglar falls asleep on a couch at the crime scene • Ghost of the last man hanged at Cornwall prison captured on video

70 yr old lady says eating sand is good for you! It cured her brain tumor! • Kids are eating laundry soap capsules in another dangerous "video challenge" • Hawaii's mistaken "incoming missle" warning leads to employee's re-assignment

Rev. Jim Baker threatens HELLFIRE if you don't buy his PANCAKE MIX! • Jonesy PRANK CALLS the Jim Baker Pancake Mix Company hotline • Lobsters must be made "comfortable" before cooking as per new Swiss laws

Someone pranks NZ police by playing F*** The Police on their radio frequency • Scientists develop electronic pill to monitor your own fart activity • Chinese dating apps closed after the women on there revealed to be ROBOTS

Man calls 911 and reports HIMSELF drunk driving • Woman attacked by a cat and then run over by her OWN car • Jack and Box teams with Snoop Dogg for WEED inspired COMBO MEAL ($4.20 :)

Get your PENIS WHITENED in Thailand because it's so cool! • Man kills his neighbor for snowblowing his driveway

Frozen iguanas are falling from trees in frigid South Florida • Woman gets a tattoo that plays the voice mail of her dead grandma • Woman seasons roast duck with marijuana by mistake and her whole family gets ill

Model dies while singing karaoke • Sinatra's "My Way" = Karaoke killings in the Philippines • A second man has spontaneously burst into flames in the UK the past week

Man named Bruce Wayne sets record for consecutive days eating Chipotle • Drinkers build an island in order to avoid an alcohol ban in their city • Pepsi machine that was found in a potato field now reunited with original owner

Drunk women pleasures herself on police officer's arm DURING the arrest • More Weird AF objects removed from American's orifices (Ears) • More 2017 Weird AF emergency orifice removal (Ears)

Weird things that doctor's removed from people's rectums in the US in 2017 • Police using Instagram Live to let drivers know they're being fined

Topless Feminist Arrested for Trying to Steal Baby Jesus off Vatican Nativity • 99 Can Cases of Beer Available in Canada - NINETY-NINE!!!!!! • Elderly Couple Caught with 60 lbs of Pot says, "It's Xmas Presents for family!"

Weird AF Christmas Traditions from Around the World 🎅

86 year old woman in a walker robs a bank at gunpoint • Angry nonsmoker chops off roommates penis for smoking in the apartment

Earth's OLDEST PENIS has been discovered by scientists and it's SO OLD • Largest joint rolled in my hometown - Boston - and it's 100 feet! • Woman's henna tattoo mistake: It's permanent and says "No Ragrets".

$200K worth of marijuana mistakenly delivered to a TCBY yogurt shop • Police accidentally leak serious high level arrest plans on Twitter • Festive Holiday Reindeer Boobs! Wheeeeeee!

Someone erected a giant wooden penis in the Alps and no one will claim it • $4.6 million Xmas wreath? STUPID!!! (Top 10 most expensive decorations)

Judge excuses man from jury duty because man is "In love for the first time" • Homemade Deodorant

Surgeon admits he burned (signed) his initials onto his patient's livers • CHEETOHS popcorn flavor is coming to a theater near you! • Man arrested for trying to trade Chicken Alfredo and Sprite for sex

Women are ditching men to have sex with ghosts in stead PART 1 • Women can't stop having sex with ghosts these days PART 2 • World record biggest snowball fight canceled because of snow

Porn star announces will run for President in 2020 with rapper Coolio as her VP • Woman bites off man's testicle and only gets a $700 fine

Doctors fired after a "dead" baby wakes up on the way to the funeral • Waffle House customer cooks his own meal after finding the staff sleeping • Scientists use genetics to discover the YETI is actually 3 different bears

Man breaks his neighbor's arm for playing "Wake Me Up Before You GoGo" too loud • New study shows that 44% of men pee while sitting down

Fumes from local Viagra plant have men and dogs walking around with erections • Wisconsin is issuing hunting licenses to 1 year old babies • Dead man's "Do Not Resuscitate" tattoo confuses hospital Doctors