Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Mullet Festival is REAL 22.02.2018 3:00

The Mullet Festival celebrating business in front, party in the back hair that we all love to laugh at.

Drug dealer kidnaps nurses and forces them to give yellow feaver shots to the poor 22.02.2018 3:18

Drug dealer gives back by forcing nurses to give yellow fever shots to the community.

Woman sues Califorina for not ackowledging Bigfoot 22.02.2018 8:27

She's suing the State Wildlife Org for not admitting this fantastic beast is real.

Strippers at my FUNERAL? 22.02.2018 3:40

Chinese Government is cracking down on funeral strippers.

World's Fastest Ketchup Eater 21.02.2018 5:03

Follow me: http://instagram.com/funnyjones • Man just broke the record for fastest consuming a ketchup bottle! Gross!!!! • UPDATE: Drug swallowing inmate still hasn't pooped. 32 days later!!! 😯

Kids Raffle Off an AR-15 Gun 20.02.2018 6:36

Third graders selling raffle tickets for an AR-15 assault rifle • Someone calles police to report a large SNOW PENIS and it was taken down

Paying To Go To Prison? 20.02.2018 7:40

Workaholic South Koreans go to PRISON "to relax"??? • Paying to go to PRISON is a "spiritual experience"! • HellNaw🤦🏽‍♀️

So Many PENIS PARKS But Why?! 16.02.2018 8:24

WEIRD AF Valentine's Day Facts From a Single Guy • Why are there so many PENIS PARKS in South Korea??? • Would you get HIGH on WEED to help the police learn how high people behave?

Lying Time Traveler From 2030 15.02.2018 5:51

Pastor found with a naked tied-up man in his car - says, "Nothing to see here!" • "Time Traveler" from 2030 "passes" a lie-detector test on video and I say "BS!"

Beatdown Over Stale Cereal 13.02.2018 5:15

Crazy fella beats up his roommate over stale Cap'n Crunch cereal • Would you live two weeks inside a simulated space station for pay? I would!

Missing Woman was on Bachelor 06.02.2018 6:31

Man steals a tow truck for revenge of his OWN vehicle being towed • Reported missing California woman was actually competing on The Bachelor show • Black cats aren't being adopted because they don't look good in SELFIES

France Riots Over Nutella 06.02.2018 7:00

The nasty dead rotten 500 yr old hand of a Saint is touring Canda • Genius Girlscout sells all her cookies outside a Cali weed dispensary • France is rioting over... Nutella?

Grenade Launcher at a Goodwill 04.02.2018 3:45

A loaded GRENADE LAUNCHER found at a Goodwill • PETA wants the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to go VEGAN

Weird AF English Phrases 03.02.2018 9:54

Weird Phrases from History introduction and HAPPY FRIDAY! • Weird AF phrases from the English Language Part 1 • Weird AF phrases from the English Language Part 2

Stripper Knocks Out Customer 02.02.2018 5:56

Flight carrying 85 plumbers had to be grounded cuz of a broken toilet • Satanic Temple beats the State of Missouri over abortion rights issue • Stripper knocks out customer's tooth for calling her a bad mom and he's suing

PAY to Go to PRISON??? 30.01.2018 6:24

Elon Musk now sells FLAMETHROWERS to protect you against ZOMBIES • Rent a 30 foot robot for your birthday party in Japan! • Tourists are paying to stay in an Indian prison "for fun"??

Man Killed by MRI Machine 30.01.2018 5:16

Monday's are obviously Weird AF • Man screams "I'll go to jail over some BBQ sauce!"... and then he DOES. • New study: Florida is the WORST STATE in the Nation in every way • Man killed after the hospital's MRI machine sucks him inside

Excorcists are on the Rise 28.01.2018 5:25

Hunter mistakes his friend for a turkey and shoots him • Demonic activity is rising and requests for excorcisms are at an all time high

Hunter Shot By His Own Dog 27.01.2018 7:46

Hunter shot dead by his OWN dog with his OWN shotgun in a FREAK accident • Tinky Winky the Teletubby freezes to death on the streets of Liverpool • Portion of California wants to break off and become their OWN STATE "New Cali"

Kid Brings Marijuana Candy To 25.01.2018 8:04

Song about "B*tches using cocaine" is played at an elementary school dance • Lady calls 999 to ask if it's okay to leave eggs in her fridge (999=911) • 9 year old accidentally shares marijuana gummy bears with her entire class

Village Thinks Poo is a Meteor 24.01.2018 5:01

You’re Listening To Weird AF News • Camels being injected with botox to win the " Saudi Camel Beauty Contest" • Villagers celebrate over a fallen "meteor" - turns out it was just frozen poop • What's the WEIRDEST PLACE you've been? TELL ME! TELL US! CALL IN!

Donut Champ Steals Donuts 22.01.2018 4:23

Monday Morning Weird AF News Song that Jonesy Totally Made Up • Police grease the lamp posts in Philly so fans won't climb them after NFL game • Donut eating champ charged with breaking into a Dunkin Donuts • Whats the WEIRDEST PLACE you've ever been? (CALL IN NOW!!!)

Drunk Mistakes Bank Drive Thru 21.01.2018 5:51

Drunk driver mistakes a BANK drive-thru for a TACO BELL drive-thru • More "Tide Pod Challenge" fallout including this WEIRD anime PSA

Lady Marries a Dead Pirate 20.01.2018 7:14

Woman marries a dead pirate from the 1700s and they're writing a book together • Man turned away from flights = wearing 10 layers of clothes to avoid luggage fee

Dog To English Translator? 19.01.2018 6:34

Man says Wheel of Fortune host told him to kill his own mother • Online vendor drives 860km to beat up a complaining customer • Scientists are inventing a device to convert dog barks into English