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"Enjoy Cocaine" baby clothes were pulled from Amazon after complaints. Reports of "Zombie raccoons" in Ohio. Man built a "sex chamber" for him and his girlfriend to have intercourse with their pet husky, police say. FOLLOW Jonesy - http://Instagram.com/funnyjones and http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://Facebook.com/comedianjonesy

North Carolina restaurant serving a tarantula topped burger to lucky winners. Schools remove analogue clocks from exam rooms because students can't read them. Powder found in the car of DUI arrest is grandpa's ashes NOT heroin. FOLLOW Jonesy - http://instagram.com/funnyjones http://twitter.com/funnyjones http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy http://Jonesy.com

After 35 years the Montana Testicle Festival is canceled. Court rules monkey cannot sue for copyright infringement over a selfie it took. Man who stole $1.2 million in fajitas will serve a 50 year sentence. And some calls/emails over the gonad transplant I covered yesterday. FOLLOW http://instagram.com/funnyjones http://twitter.com/funnyjones http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy

World's first penis and scrotum transplant is a success. Oldest person on Earth just died in Japan at age 117. Republican challenges his rival to a literal shoot-out to prove who's more "pro gun". FOLLOW http://instagram.com/funnyjones http://twitter.com/funnyjones and http://Jonesy.com

Detroit father and son busted for selling ecstasy and using name's Tracy Morgan and Tim Allen to do so. Sliced Ketchup is about to be a real thing. Montreal residents warned: No Coyote selfies please! * Also some call ins from my Weirdos. Follow http://instagram.com/funnyjones and http://twitter.com/funnyjones and http://Jonesy.com

Massachusetts preschool bans kids from using the term "best friend". A new study: smelling farts can prevent disease. Baboons use a 55 gallon barrel to escape a Texas research facility. Follow Jonesy @funnyjones (Twitter & Instagram) or Jonesy.com

Woman refuses to sing the national anthem cuz she can't bring her gun to the baseball game. Man asks clerk what happens if he steals the beer, then gets arrested for stealing the beer. huge asteroid does a "surprise" flyby and NASA tells us a day later, gee thanks! Also some calls from my Weirdos!

Five Story blue penis mural on an apartment building in Stockholm causes a stir, "Suicide Machine" draws crowds at the Amsterdam Funeral Fair and Free meatballa served at NYC testicular cancer event

Kids skip school for Cubs game and run into their principal at the game who was ALSO skipping school. Man exposed himself at a mall then told police it was because he "Hasn't gotten any in a while", and if you live in a city with a sexual name you get free Pornhub Premium for a year.

Indian Religious leader named "Penis Baba" pulls cars with his penis, a Florida lady marries a 100 year old tree and a Canadian chef butchers and eats some deer in front of animal rights activists outside his restaurant

Man exposed himself to Amish women because they can't call for help or take video he says, a ban on "Manspreading" on public transportation in Spain, and PA school district decides it's a good idea to arm students against shooters with a bucket of rocks.

Man calls 911 and says, "This is Jesus Christ and I just broke into a Pizza Hut!", an Oklahoma mom who once married her son is jailed for marrying her daughter, and man legally changes his gender so that he can retire early

Men are penis "zapping" to treat erectile dysdunction, mom crashes her car into a pole to prove to kids that God is real, and people are ditching toilet paper in favor of a reusable "family cloth"

Snorting condoms is the latest web viral video challenge. Phillipine man nailed to cross on Easter for 32 straight years no longer feels the pain. "Chris is Risen" Easter church sign mistake.

Mom arrested for giving her 1 year old marijuana on Facebook live video, Red Lobster now offering Lobster and Waffles for Lobsterfest and Woman thought her ex-boyfriend was inside her pet chihuahua and decided to cook the dog to death.

Is intercourse with a sex doll rape? Paris sex doll brothel asked to shut down. Cop sucks a suspect's toes for some reason and Christian group boycots the Sweet Jesus ice cream company in Toronto

Flat Earther's home-made rocket crashes in the desert and proves nothing, Big Mac record will soon eat # 30,000, and fake Homer Simpson license given as real license to police by man pulled over in UK.

Celebrity snake whisperer dies from cobra bite, Cops warn residents: don't accept rap battle challenges on the streets and It's no longer a crime in Utah to let your kids play alone outside.

Airline denies flight attendants had an orgy despite video footage, Mexican "Mr. Tabasco" beauty contest cancled cuz the men are too ugly and "No overdosing allowed!" sign installed at one Burger King

Blow up a bank with spaghetti sauce? A man threatened to do just rhat. Also Romanian man told he's not technically alive by a court. And Chipotle record holder stops at 500 consecutive days eating there.

"Limbless Evangelist" says he saw "10 foot tall demons" and now knows God is real, candidate says "Arm the homeless! Hey, they need guns too!", & man hijacks electric but doesn't know how to drive it

Teacher feeds live puppy to snapping turtle in front of students, nun dies in court while battling Katy Perry & burglar breaks in and watches porn while his phone charges

54 severed human hands found in Russia - government says "Nothing to see here" * Flippy the burger flipping robot fired for being too slow * pastor fakes his own kidnapping and asks for 3 bitcoin ransom from his own family

Police arrest a "sorcerer" selling $8,000 incense to wars off evil, world's oldest message in a bottle found in Australia, Coca-Cola's first alcoholic beverage to be released in Japan