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Crystal Methvin arrested for possession of crystal meth in Florida. Man arrested for attempting to "barbecue" child molesters in Florida. Five reasons women can be super pregnant and not know it. Plus funny calls. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://...

NASA shoots sperm to the International Space Station for astronauts to study. Snoop Dogg breaks the Guinness world record for biggest glass of gin and juice. Man got a 26 inch shower head caught inside his rectum but how? Also some great funny calls. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or ht...

Scientists figure out how much fart is in the cabin on your average flight. KKK recruitment flyer printed on front page of a Virginia newspaper. Artificial Intelligence is catching criminals in China using facial recognition technology at concerts. Also some nice calls that made me smile! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy a...

Please don't roast marshmallows over the active volcano in Hawaii the USGS warns citizens. Evangelist asks followers to fund $54 million private jet because "Jesus wouldn't be riding a donkey." Teacher won't face fines for drowning raccoons and opossum in front of students. Some calls and messages! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLO...

Fake pet testicles have made some guy a millionaire. Cockroach milk is now a healthy option if you're a freak. Man tells police he was hit in the face by a meteor. Calls too. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://J...

World's largest orgy scheduled for June had to switch venues when the hotel pulled out. Alabama town that dealt with a poop train from NYC for months gets free Febreze to deal with smelly aftermath. Student penalized for his prank - putting the school up for sale on Craigslist. Also am I allowed to make fun of the president on Weird AF News? You weigh in! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://w...

"Extreme Zombie Activity" reported in Florida during power outage. A large sinkhole or two have been discovered on the White House lawn. Legend of Loch Ness Monster will be tested with DNA samples. Also come calls. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp:/...

Firefighters in Germany receive special training on how to remove butt plugs and cock rings. Argentina soccer team apologizes for their published manual on how to seduce Russian women while playing overseas. Man spends four hours in his underwear on top of a Wendy's rooftop for some reason. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy...

Hitler is not alive on the moon a new study confirms. Ohio man calls police to report he's being followed by a pig. First baby born in 12 years on remote Brazilian island. Also calls! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or...

Mom in Sweden changes her son's name after tattoo artist misspells it on her body. Sexuality expert claims parents should ask their baby's permission to change their dirty diaper. Women are eating MDMA wrapped in Brie cheese and loving it. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitte...

"Save My Ink Forever" allows families to keep tattooed skin of a dead loved one. New Law: Kansas cops can't have sex during traffic stops. Ten fake foods in China will make you angry, not hungry. A call-in about the orgy and more. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/fun...

Researchers discover some dirty jokes and sex education thoughts hidden in Anne Frank's diary. American Airlines bans insects, Hawks, goats and hedgehogs as "emotional support" animals on flights. Student brings a cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito to her prom. Plus weird call ins. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://...

Family realizes pet dog is a bear when it starts walking on hind legs. Seagulls are tripping out on acid ants and flying into cars. Woman complains about masturbator on the bus and driver tells her to just move seats. Also shout outs! NEW YOUTUBE Channel if you wanna WATCH Weird AF News - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ FOLLOW Jonesy http://instagram.com/funnyjones http:/...

Druid stabbed by neighbor for loud late night pagan rituals. Why do human feet keep washing up on shore in British Columbia? UK newstands will sell "Porn Passes" to verify ages under new laws. Also calls and stuff! NOW WATCH Weird AF News on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones and http://Twitter.com/funnyjones or htt...

Woman arrested for sending 65,000 text messages, stalking and death threats after first date. World's biggest orgy to happen in Las Vegas. Florida man bites his own dog to "establish dominance". Also I called the Zoo in Canada and asked the manager some questions about taking that bear out for ice cream (see previous episode). FOLLOW ME! http://instagram.com/funnyjones http://twitter.com/funnyjone...

Texas elementary school bans birthday spankings after complaints. Egypt makes religious decree against false Facebook Likes. British airways flight attendants allegedly get paid to have sex with first class customers. Also emails and DMs. FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones and http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy

Woman blows up 7-11 microwave heating urine to pass a drug test. Canadian Zoo fined after taking bear out for ice cream without notification. Pregnant woman loses baby after "spiritual healer" walks on her stomach. FOLLOW Jonesy http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy

Tbilisi court bans condoms for depicting religious symbols. Study claims humans could shoot lasers from their eyes. Colorado family says dog was taken and then returned high on a marijuana edible. Also email love! FOLLOW Jonesy - http://Jonesy.com * http://instagram.com/funnyjones * http://twitter.com/funnyjones

Award winning filmmaker dies after a giraffe head-butts him on set. Scotland bans cheap booze (kinda). Televangelist Jim Bakker calls his Missouri cabins the safest spot for the Apocalypse. Also emails! FOLLOW Jonesy: http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones http://Jonesy.com

Police taze a guy having sex with a car's tailpipe. Mystery school pooper turns out to be the superintendent. Could a daily shower actually be bad for you? And more weird calls! FOLLOW Jonesy http://Instagram.com/funnyjones and http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://Jonesy.com

Kangaroos hopped up on carrots and junk food are attacking families in Australia. Detroit police are cracking down on the paint ball wars going on in the streets. The Universe is an egg and the moon doesn't exist: UK Flat Earth Conference. Also emails!! FOLLOW Jonesy http://Instagram.com/funnyjones and http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://Jonesy.com

Woman's sexual attraction to vehicles causes a disturbance in PA. Babies are now allowed on US Senate floor during hearings. China factory scans worker's brainwaves to increase happiness and overall production. Also more calls from Weirdos! FOLLOW: http://Instagram.com/funnyjones http://twitter.com/funnyjones http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy

Mom delivers her own baby alone in a hotel bathtub using just a Youtube instructional video. National Danny DeVito Day is coming to New Jersey. University of Utah's "Crying Closet" allows students to let it all out during finals. ALSO Wierd AF News hits 100k 😃 FOLLOW Jonesy http://Instagram.com/funnyjoness and http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy & http://Jonesy.com

Dog Suicide Bridge in Scotland is a haunted mystery. Grenade throwing contest will be hosted at a Chinese University. Wildlife photographer disqualified for using a stuffed animal as the subject. Also birthday wishes from my Wierdos. FOLLOW: http://Instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

Abu Dhabi goverment appoints a baby as "Happiness Executive" . US Federal court rules females are free to display their breasts in public. Bid to toughin Louisiana anti-bestiality laws is drawing static. And more call-ins! FOLLOW Jonesy http://instagram.com/funnyjones and http://twitter.com/funnyjones and http://Jonesy.com