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Cows allowed to chill on Swedish nudist beaches in heatwave. Man jailed for stalking woman and licking her car. Paris puts out sidewalk urinals. Also Jonesy weighs in in butt play.  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.yo...

Icelandic beer is made from giant whale testicles. AI powered robot can find Waldo in under five seconds. Man has limbs amputated after being licked by a dog.  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5...

Fed up locals are setting electric scooters on fire and tossing them into the ocean. Man grieved at wrong gravestone for 30 years. Man steals a plane and tells air traffic control, "I got this. I've played video games before."  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews W...

The booming business of luxury chicken diapers. Supermarket let's customers sleepover for the air conditioning. Berlin airport evacuated after security mistakes a sex toy for a hand grenade. New Patreon peeps and emails!  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH W...

Snapchat Dysmorphia fuels new cartoonist plastic surgery requests. Beauty queen resigns her title rather than cover up tattoos. Drunk man wakes up without a penis. Emails and stuff.  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.y...

Pot infused beer is here but is it legal? Man arrested for taunting a Bison in a viral video. Mets fans offered free therapy from a NY mental health Corp. New Patreon!  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/cha...

Two elderly German men escape a nursing home to attend a heavy metal music festival. Legally blind 96 year old woman still bowls like a boss. Does body odor turn you on? Then head to a Pheromone party near you.  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF Ne...

Restaurants are using facial recognition software to remember how you like your burger. North Caroline goat farm needs human volunteers to cuddle with baby goats. FDA cracks down on the use of "milk" in soy and almond milk.  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATC...

Canadian man changed his gender to save on his auto insurance. Uber drivers are using vomit to scam drivers. Major shark heist in San Antonio ends on a good note.  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/...

Jacksonville Florida man takes his pet alligator into the store on a beer-run. Burglar breaks into a couple's home just to ask for their WiFi password. Nude man at Planet Fitness says he thought it was a judgement free zone.  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WAT...

Pennsylvania teacher investigated for moonlighting as a Nazi pro wrestler. Horse camp had kids paint on the horse instead of riding. Woman married herself in the beach.  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/ch...

Egyptian zoo caught painting stripes on a donkey to make it look like a zebra. Detroit zoo is offering free "zoo poo". Man in UK is fed up with drunk people dryhumping his lovely hedge.  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://w...

Oregon woman finds cougar in her home, uses cat telepathy and eye blinking to remove it. Mysterious Devilry blamed for a weird 3 hour solar eclipse in Siberia. Man steals 4 cacti and Tokyo police stage a stakeout. Also calls and throwback Jim Baker prank.  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! htt...

Sex attacker who has no penis duped women into having sex using an "unknown object". Japanese advertising company selling space on women's armpits. Top 20 Weird AF Films.  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/...

Georgia lawmaker asked to resign after pulling down his pants and yelling racial slurs on Showtime. Poor R. Kelly releases 19 minute song about pedophilia accusations and legal woes. Ohio DMV uses LeBron Lakers photo to keep people from smiling in their license photo. Emails too!  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out...

Thousands of people want to drink putrid mummy juice found in Egyptian Sarcophagus. New viral challenge: jumping out of a moving car. Millennials outraged after baseball team anounces "Millennial Night" at the park.  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird...

Summoning a demon is one of the worst things you can do this weekend. Robotic legs have been added to a plant so that it can move to sunlight. Man steals his date's car and then uses it to take a different date to the movies. Calls and emails too! SUPPORT Weird AF News HERE: http://patreon.com/weirdafnews Watch Weird AF News on YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and...

Over 1,500 animals practice homosexuality. Dozens of drunk seagulls found on British beaches. Man had sex with a horse after it smelled his crotch and winked at him he claims.  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube...

There's a ninja shortage in Japan and it's affecting tourism. Man dies after friend blows air up his rectum in "prank" gone wrong. Step right up and get your "Snake Massage!" And some great calls. DONATE to the Weird AF Patreon: http://patreon.com/weirdafnews Watch Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjo...

Bulletproof clothing designers say US demand is on the rise. The world's ugliest dog, Zsa Zsa has died. Paraplegic man zip-tied and stun gunned a stripper.  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8c...

World's oldest living land creature is a gay tortoise named Jonathan. Massachusetts school allowed to use electric shock treatment. Canadians spot 3 UFO'S per day in 2017. Calls and DMs too!  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - http...

Drunk driver runs back to his burning car to light a cigarette. The world is running out of sand and it's created a black market "sand Mafia". Burglar calls police when he's trapped in the escape room he broke into. Also lotsa calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdaf...

Florida man tells police that he wasn't drinking while driving, only at stop lights. Penis study canceled and Jonesy calls to find out what happened to his penis pic. Spanish civil servant skips work for a decade. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF...

Father breastfeeds newborn daughter when Mom can't. A Florida couple asks for 1,000 goats instead of wedding gifts. Netflix crew bans looking at each other longer than 5 seconds for #metoo workplace culture. Also new Patreons! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WA...

Florida man dies after microwaving a microwave on a dare. Judge rules Church of Cannabis cannot use weed as sacrament. Chinese theme park let's overweight women in for free. See calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www...