Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Vegetable butt rub. Texas votes to remove Hilary Clinton from History. 19.09.2018 24:26

Man accused of rubbing produce on his bum and returning it to shelves. Dodger's Yasiel Puig has had his home burglarized 4 times since moving to LA. Texas Board of Education voted to remove Hilary Clinton from their history curriculum. Lotsa calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://pat...

Faking down syndrome, man tricked women into bathing him. Lab grown panda meat will be available in stores. 18.09.2018 25:10

Man faked having down syndrome so women would bathe him and change his diapers. The first Starbucks opens in Italy. Could we be eating lab grown panda meat in the future? Calls and stuff. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https:/...

Parents are hiring fake uncle's to protect their kids from bullies. Man walks into police station with wife's head. 17.09.2018 18:46

Parents in Korea can hire an intimidating fake uncle to protect their kid from school bullies. Man walks into Indian police station with his wife's head. Videogame Fortnite has been cited in over 200 divorce proceedings. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH W...

Horse and buggy hit-and-run. Man throws ax at a moving train but why? 14.09.2018 23:14

Police looking for hit-and-run horse and buggy driver. North Carolina didn't like the science on sea levels so passed a law against that. Man throws ax at a moving train, hits him in the head. New patron and calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird A...

Stop eating dog! Says Vietnamese officials. Lady lights dynamite stick instead of a candle. 13.09.2018 22:02

Woman seriously injured after mistaking stick of dynamite for a candle. Vietnamese capital Hanoi asks citizens to please not eat dog. Cannabis dispensary worker uses bong to fend off bandits wielding bear spray. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF N...

You masturbated with John Lennon? Author of "How to Murder Your Husband", murders her husband. 12.09.2018 18:06

Televangelist Pat Robertson casts a magic Jesus Shield spell to stop Hurricane Florence. Author of "How to Murder Your Husband" murders her husband. Paul McCartney says he masturbated with John Lennon back in the day. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weir...

Woman's home shot up for leaving bad Facebook review. British sailors beating each other up in Florida. Woman's home shot for leaving bad restaurant review. British sailors beating each other up in Florida 11.09.2018 20:32

Florida woman's home is shot up after leaving a bad Facebook review on a restaurant. Suspect flees police into toxic algae and then asks to be saved by police. Drunken British sailors invade Florida and beat each other up. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH...

Crackpipe vending machines seized. Lunch Lady Larceny! 10.09.2018 19:09

Roadside crackpipe vending machine seized in Long Island, Millennials spend more on coffee than they do on retirement, Lunch Lady Larceny as two lunch ladies steal half a million bucks. New Patreon and emails. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF New...

Nuns buy guns! Man's penis stung by stingray that won't let go. 07.09.2018 23:31

Man's penis stung by stingray that attaches to his junk. Nuns fight gun manufacturers by buying stocks in their companies. Lindsay Lohan to open "LindsayLand" resort in Dubai. New patrons and calls. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtub...

Porn shoot by your dog sitter? Vegan men are shamed study says 06.09.2018 13:58

Men fear social shame when ordering vegetarian study says. Olympic champion hires dogsitter, comes home to a porn shoot. Dunkin Donuts in Boston accidentally hands out Eagles championship cups. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - h...

Boy beheads himself after losing videogame? Man sexually assaults a dying beaver. 05.09.2018 18:35

Wasping: teens getting high using wasp killer. Police arrest a man for sexually assaulting a dying beaver. A boy in Russia allegedly beheaded himself after losing a video game. New Patron! Yay! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - h...

Lady posed as dentist for years. PETA wants to honor dead lobster crash site. 04.09.2018 18:37

PETA asks Maine to honor dead lobsters with big roadside monument. Georgia woman faces felony charges for posing as a dentist for 7 years. Smallest North Dakota city to double population to 4. Dangerous LA Jonesy story. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH We...

Prostitutes sink a yacht. Couple sells drugs thru home-made drive-thru. 03.09.2018 16:35

Florida couple sells drugs through drive-thru window in their mobile home. Store closed down for putting googly eyes on fish to make them look fresh. Bachelor party boat sinks because of weight of too many prostitutes. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Wei...

School removes tag, kickball and other games so kids aren't embarrassed. Thieves steal right shoes only from store. 31.08.2018 15:47

Tag, kickball, dodgeball, musical chairs - are deemed inappropriate by Alabama school board. Thieves raid Virginia shoe store for right shoes only. Scientists say laziness is an effective survival skill. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Y...

Bride charges $1,500 wedding entrance fee. Afraid to quit your job? Hire these guys! 30.08.2018 22:10

Bride canceled wedding after guests refused to pay $1,500 wedding entrance fee. For $450 this company will quit your job for you. Wasabi and Hot Chicken Wing are new Oreo cookie flavors. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://...

Sex doll brothel opens in Toronto. Oh Orr my alien abduction says politician. 29.08.2018 25:18

Florida candidate says her alien abduction doesn't define her. Toronto opens a sex doll brothel. Conspiracy theorists harass a donut shop. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ...

Drive-in "sex boxes" for prostitution are a hit. Missouri regulates use if word "meat". 28.08.2018 25:30

Sexually frustrated dolphin is humping bathers in France. Missouri is first state to regulate use of word "meat" on food. Drive-in sex boxes are a success in Switzerland. New patreon and calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - h...

Couple has sex wrong way for years. Emotional support animal has an emotional support animal. 27.08.2018 16:42

Chinese couple couldn't conceive for four years because they were having sex the wrong way. Mayo Florida changes name to Miracle Whip. Emotional support animal has an emotional support animal? Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - ht...

Woman wants a ghost-baby. Male birds know when females are on Prozac. 24.08.2018 16:52

Woman who is dating a ghost now wants to have babies with him. Male birds know when females are on antidepressants. Pastafarianism is not a religion says Dutch court. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/chan...

Flesh eating STD! Guy poses as ex's dead mother's ghost to win her back 23.08.2018 27:01

Flesh eating STD reported in UK. Man pretends to be his ex's dead mother's ghost in attempt to win her back. New Raider's stadium will have a jail and courthouse. New patreon and calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https...

Tinder Hunger Games! Public sex legal in a Mexico City. 22.08.2018 22:41

woman invites dozens of men on the same Tinder date and asks them to compete for her. Sex in public is now legal in Guadalajara Mexico. Spokane residents want to use box fans to blow wildfire smoke back into Canada. Some calls too. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafn...

No more "vagina", it's now "front hole". Drive-thru confession box in Ireland. 21.08.2018 27:33

Giant drive-thru confession box allows Catholics to repent in seconds. PETA gets Nabisco to "free" animals on boxes of Barnum's Animal Crackers brand. Healthline insists on changing "vagina" to "front hole" to be more inclusive. Also calls and my new intern. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy!...

Don't jump! Here's a beer! And Germany has no plan for alien contact? 20.08.2018 21:10

Redbull and vodka is scientifically proven to start fights. Beer deliveryman talks man out of jumping off a bridge by offering a 12 pack. Germany lacks plan in case of alien contact. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www....

Tarantula tacos & other weird eats. Thieves steal $100,000 worth of Ramen. 17.08.2018 26:23

Parents want this NC school to keep spanking their kids. Tarantula tacos and other weird Mexico City eats. Thieves steal $100,000 worth of Ramen noodles. Then lots of calls and such. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www....

Vagina beer. Police investigate a hippo spanker. 16.08.2018 15:08

Police investigate a man that spanked a hippo at the LA Zoo. Woman demands a refund for her trip to Spain cuz there were too many Spaniards. Vagina beer is available in Poland. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtub...