Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Woman's sexual attraction to chandeliers. Coronavirus lockdown spares Czech women an Easter beating. 14.04.2020 15:59

Woman's attraction to chandeliers is not considered a sexual orientation. Coronavirus lockdown spares Czech women an Easter beating. Teenager sneaks friend to apartment inside a suitcase during lockdown. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Y...

Sex doll "celebrity" wedding postponed. Woman brought her meth to police for virus testing. 13.04.2020 16:24

Iowa woman brought her methamphetamines to the police station to be tested for Coronavirus. Bodybuilder actor postpones wedding to sex doll amid COVID outbreak. Ghosts volunteer to scare Indonesians into staying at home. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH W...

Easter eggs with porn inside were delivered to 400 mailboxes. EMT spits on a cashier over floortape. 10.04.2020 20:36

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman pit 400 Easter eggs filled with porn in mailboxes. Florida EMT spit on a cashier because he was fed up with tape on the ground. Father daughter struck with baseball bats in Florida for telling college kids not to gather on the beach. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! htt...

Isolation got you down? Try howling at the moon. Home cooking burn accidents are on the rise. 09.04.2020 19:37

Canadians are howling at the moon to combat loneliness. Burn patients are clogging the hospital more than ever after spike in home cooking accidents. Michigan man wearing thong Coronavirus mask attacks man that mocked him. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH...

Don't buy the blood of virus victims on the web. Crowd breaks lockdown for Pink Floyd coverband show 08.04.2020 21:27

Crowd breaks social gathering orders to attend Pink Floyd coverband show. Criminals are selling blood and saliva of virus victims on the Dark Web. Illinois mayor's wife found at a bar after gathering restriction order. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Wei...

Nudists in trouble for not wearing masks at nude beach. Robots replace Japanese graduating class. 07.04.2020 20:56

Robots replace Japanese students at graduation. Nudists in trouble for not wearing masks at the nudie beach. Utah food bank hands out marijuana candy to dozens of families. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.co...

Mayor gets infected with virus on purpose. Horse and buggy drive thru testing center for the Amish. 06.04.2020 15:20

Amish are getting drive through testing for horse and buggies. Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy are essential workers according to New Zealand prime minister. Mayor sparks controversy by deliberately getting infected with the virus in Germany. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/w...

Explosions and fires during gender reveal party. Stay at home except for church, it's a pandemic. 03.04.2020 22:51

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Explosion at a gender reveal party sparks a 10 acre wildfire. Florida is allowing church services during the Coronavirus pandemic. OJ Simpson can spot a Florida murderer when he sees one. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on...

Dead daughter nudes posted by mom to memorialize her. Man dresses as a bush to break lockdown order. 02.04.2020 28:30

Man dr eased up as a bush to sneak out of the house during virus lockdown. Mom posts nudes of her late daughter on social media to memorialize her. Baby chickens are sold out nationwide as Americans panic buy. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF New...

Sex tape play-by-play during virus lockdown? Man arrested for pretending to be a ghost in a cemetery 01.04.2020 18:00

Sports announcer Joe Buck says to stop sending him your homemade sex tapes to call.ply by play. Malaysia apologizes for telling women not to nag husbands during lockdown. Man arrested for pretending to be a ghost at a cemetery. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -...

Use your pee to build a tinyhouse. Man drove 200 miles for $20 Ebay item with his wife in the trunk 31.03.2020 19:55

Man arrested for teaching his dog how to drive during high speed chase with police. During lockdown, man drives 200 miles for an eBay item with his wife in the trunk. Astronaut urine can be used to build moon bases. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird...

Drink vodka and play hockey to cure the virus? Lady arrested for driving around for no reason. 31.03.2020 21:57

Belarus president refuses to cancel anything and claims vodka and saunas can cure Coronavirus. French police receive bizarre lockdown questions from citizens. UK woman arrested for driving around endlessly for no reason. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH W...

Cure Coronavirus by blowing hairdryer up the nose? Naked couple fight over a pee napkin at the mall. 27.03.2020 27:22

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida politician says Coronavirus can be cured by blowing a hairdryer up your nose. Naked couple found wrestling in a car outside a Florida mall during a fight over a pee napkin. Mystery diner leaves a $10k tip at a Florida restaurant prior to lock down. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the...

Man seduced by a dolphin named Dolly. Adopt a lonely grandparent to comfort during isolaton. 26.03.2020 23:04

Adopt a lonely grandparent to keep them company during isolation. Doctors warn against doing the Coronavirus Challenge. Man has sex with a dolphin named Dolly, claiming she seduced him. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://w...

Cut down on rim jobs says NYC. Old man leaves lockdown to hunt Pokemon. 25.03.2020 14:27

Old man broke the lockdown in Spain to hunt Pokemon. Foo Fighters band claim their recording studio was haunted by ghosts. New York City declares war on rim jobs. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafn...

Naked hand sanitizer wrestling. African king goes on a mad axe rampage. 24.03.2020 17:23

Strip club offers drive-thru strip shows and naked hand sanitizer wrestling. South African king goes on an axe rampage in the palace. Factory working around the clock to provide enough mac n cheese to feed Canada during the virus. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnew...

Testicle Festival delayed from virus. Lady gave birth in the toilet paper aisle of a Walmart. 23.03.2020 23:10

Testicle Festival is put on hold in Deerfield. Lady gave birth in the toilet paper aisle of a Walmart in Missouri. Religious freaks claim they are immune from Coronavirus. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com...

Spring breakers only care about one kinda Corona! Man eats stolen debit card in front of cops. 21.03.2020 28:26

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Spring breakers in Florida are partying like there's no virus! Florida man tries to eat stolen debit card in front of police. Florida man arrested twice in two days for impersonating a police officer. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weir...

Mexican toilet paper to the rescue! First breast milk dispensary opens in a place that needs it. 19.03.2020 19:44

First breast milk dispensary opens iin PA. Mayor asks people to stop shooting each other to save hospital beds for virus victims. Americans going into Mexico for toilet paper. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube...

Man dressed as T. Rex caught leaving house during lockdown. Yoga ban lifted but no namaste's pleased 18.03.2020 27:09

Person under Coronavirus lockdown in Spain tries to leave home dressed as a T. Rex dinosaur. College student suspended for not dating a girl after he kissed her. Alabama bill will undo the ban on yoga in schools but prohibit all namaste's. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/w...

Can you wipe your butt with banana leafs? Lady thinks block of cheese is a bar of soap. 17.03.2020 15:45

Clogging our sewage systems with toilet paper substitutes. Woman discovers bar of soap she was using is actually block of cheese. Isreal wants to monitor virus patients phones. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtub...

Don't masturbate with hand sanitizer, doctors warn. Have you tried "tractor" therapy for the virus? 16.03.2020 22:06

Please don't masturbate with hand sanitizer. Belarusian leader proposes tractor therapy for the virus. Report of a lion loose in the streets turns out to be a large dog with weird haircut. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https:...

Beheading athletes is an option for one angry gambler. Florida man refuses to NOT be a dentist. 13.03.2020 30:17

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Cow keeps evading police who claim it's "faster than it looks". Man charged with practicing dentistry without a license AGAIN. Gambler accused of threatening to behead Florida pro athletes. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News o...

Hawaiian pizza voted off the menu in Canada. Student suspended for selling squirts of sanitizer. 12.03.2020 16:51

Student suspended for selling squirts of hand sanitizer to classmates. Volunteers offered $4,500 to be infected with Coronavirus for study. Hawaiian pizza voted off the menu by customers in Canada. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube...

How strip clubs are handling the Coronavirus outbreak. Exploding Hamme Festival injures 43 people 11.03.2020 17:53

Exploding Hammer Festival in Mexico injures 43 people. How are strip clubs handling the Coronavirus outbreak? Paintball guns approved for hazing bears in Montana. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafn...