Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Man touches himself at a Kum and Go. Wife punched husband to death for not taking her to Dubai. 01.12.2023 19:11

Man with a headache learns he has chopsticks stuck in his brain. Man arrested for touching himself at a Kun and Go gas station. Wife punches husband to death for not taking her to Dubai. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news s...

Serial Pringles can pooper caught. Russian prisoners forced to listen to Bon Jovi and Moby. 29.11.2023 20:49

Ohio lawyer suspended for pooping in Pringle's cans around town. South Korean airlines will soon have to tell passengers not to open the emergency doors. Russian prisoners forced to listen to Bon Jovi and Moby on repeat. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus...

Dog farmers threaten to release 2 million dogs. Space flight causes erectile dysfunction. 28.11.2023 23:29

Space flight leads to erectile dysfunction. South Korean dog farmers threaten to release 2 million dogs. Paralympic athlete groom kills wife and self at his own wedding. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patre...

McDonald's bans teenagers after 6pm. Men break into closed jail, lock themselves in a cell, call 911 27.11.2023 16:54

Man tried to kill someone for eating all the tacos. 3 men break into a jail and call 911 to get out. McDonald's branch bans teenagers after 6pm. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WAT...

Floridaman gets naughty on neighbor's porches. Floridaman assaults his wife with Oreo cookies. 24.11.2023 17:51

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman attempts to pee in the aisle on a flight. Floridaman arrested for touching himself on porches. Floridaman denied entry to car show and drives over someone. Floridaman attacks wife with Oreo cookies. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll g...

Daryl Hall gets restraining order against John Oates. Hospitals remove crucifixes after attacks. 22.11.2023 15:52

Catholic hospitals will remove crucifixes after staff attacks. Daryl Hall gets a restraining order against John Oates. Shots fired after a golden shower at the hotel. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon....

Drunken Taco Bell Holiday orgy anyone? Brown Friday is the a plumber's Thanksgiving nightmare. 22.11.2023 18:13

Brown Friday for plumbers. Lawsuit alleges drunken Taco Bell holiday party orgy. Winner of Mega Millions jackpot sues family for telling family. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WAT...

Helicopters create crocodile orgies? Hospital released the wrong dead bodies to families. 20.11.2023 16:12

Hospital release wrong dead bodies to family members. Helicopters make crocodiles very horny in Australia. Time travel is not possible after all, say scientists. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/w...

Floridaman poops on a dead possum in public. Woman shoots her sugardaddy in front of his girlfriend. 17.11.2023 18:16

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman shot at her sugar daddy in front of his girlfriend. Florida couple arrested for public sex in a dream come true. Floridaman caught pooping on a dead possum. Floridaman destroys property because he has demons. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon wher...

Christian Furries judged for being Christian? Marathon runner banned for using a car in a race. 16.11.2023 19:09

Christian Furries are worried they may be targeted for their faith. New toothpaste could help with peanut allergies. Ultra marathon runner banned for using a car in a race. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://pa...

Horse gets loose on board a plane. Boy attends his own murder hearing to prove he's in fact alive. 15.11.2023 14:04

Boy attends his own murder hearing to prove he is actually alive. Plane forced to turn around after horse gets loose on board. School district sees 17 sets of twins incoming. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://...

Santa gets a DUI while driving kids on Santa's Train. Murderer released from prison for obesity. 14.11.2023 18:39

Italian murderer released early from prison because he became dangerously obese in prison. Family of Native American man wants to know what happened to his hair. Tennessee man arrested for DUI while driving Santa's Train with kids. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll...

Daycare workers ran children's fight club. CVS replaces toilet paper with pictures of toilet paper. 13.11.2023 18:30

Daycare employees busted running a child fight club. CVS replaces toilet paper with pictures of toilet paper. Funeral home investigated when 189 decaying bodies discovered. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://pa...

Disney has a "Poop Hallway". Floridaman takes a bath with his 5 alligators. 10.11.2023 16:34

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Disney World has a " Poop Hallway" where guests defecate while waiting for rides. Human skull found in a Florida thrift store. Floridaman found with 5 alligators in his bathtub. What's the "Loofah Code"? Hint: it's sexy time in the Villages. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird A...

Hiker brings home deadly snake to show the kids. Catholic Church warning about fake priests. 09.11.2023 20:42

Hiker nearly dies after bringing home poison snake to show the kids. Catholic Church in California warning about fake priests. Why it's normal to see baby puffins thrown off a cliff. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff...

Snake Pizza offered by the Hut. Robot worker kills another human and the robot wars begin! 08.11.2023 14:29

Pizza Hut offering snake pizza in Hong Kong. Orcas take down an entire yacht. Robot worker kills robot maintenance man in Korea. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News...

People with tattoos commit more crimes, study says. Cocaine Hippos of Columbia are a problem. 07.11.2023 18:16

Stolen Dunkin Donuts truck over weekend. Study shows people with tattoos commit crime. Columbia is at war with Pablo Escobar's hippos. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird A...

Naked house cleaner is very trusting. man not allowed to wear Gimp suit and hump the street. 06.11.2023 19:14

UK man not allowed to wear Gimp outfit in public. Custodian has sex with school cafeteria items. Naked house cleaner is very trusting. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird A...

Florida police warn of the Booty Patrol. Buy a new roof, get free AR-15 and a free turkey. 03.11.2023 19:45

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman brings loaded gun to cafe for Halloween. Florida roof company offers free Turkey and free AR15. Floridaman stole rental car in order to Uber. Florida residents beware of the Booty Patrol. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episo...

Volcano owners not liable for visitor safety. Offensive bird names will be replaced by nice ones. 02.11.2023 26:38

Owners of a volcano are not liable for visitor safety says court. Dozens of birds will be renamed in order to not offend. DoorDash says to tip or your food will arrive cold. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://p...

Lady identifies as a vampire. Teacher in trouble for yelling "Hail Satan!" in class. 01.11.2023 21:56

Sperm quality harm from smartphone usage. Inside the life of a woman identifying as a vampire. High school teacher on leave for dressing as the devil in class. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/wei...

Halloween candy should be eaten all at once , say dentists. 50 scariest places in all 50 states. 31.10.2023 16:13

Halloween episode/ Dentist says to eat all the Halloween candy at once for better teeth. 50 scary places in all 50 states. The history of Trick or Treating goes back centuries. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http:...

Restaurant will charge $50 child misbehave fee. Man lit himself on fire when the tea arrived late. 30.10.2023 17:47

Restaurant to add $50 surcharge if your kids misbehave. Italian mother wins eviction of her two 40 year old sons. Indian man sets himself on fire over late tea. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/we...

Floridaman demands all the Viagra or he'll shoot. Floridaman "Games" - Olympics for criminals. 27.10.2023 23:52

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman demands all the viagra from CVS. Floridaman jumps into lagoon at Epcot Disney. Floridaman broke into woman's home and demanded water. Floridaman Games coming in 2024. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird a...

Man tried to hire prostitute for his horse. Man attacks skateboarder who he thought was a fish. 26.10.2023 22:08

Man attacks skateboarder with a machete because he thought he was a fish. Private police in London help arrest 300 shoplifters. Washington man tried to hire a prostitute for his horse. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stu...