Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Sex worker offers military discount for services. Woman granted sperm of her dead husband. 10.01.2024 20:15

Canadian military wanna charge sex worker that offers discount to their soldiers. Presidential campaign in Taiwan fed tide pods to the elderly voters. 62 yo woman granted permission to extract sperm of dead husband. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episo...

She poisoned husband's soup cuz soap opera star told her to. Want glacier ice in your pina colada? 09.01.2024 20:42

Greenland ice company shipping glacier ice to high end bars in Dubai. Vietnam pledges human rights by 2099. Woman convinced to poison her husband by man pretending to he soap opera star. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news s...

Man killed by falling cow while urinating. Naked Bamaman jumps into Bass Pro Shop aquarium. 08.01.2024 16:49

Woman pretends to work at Waffle House for hours in order to rob them. Indian man struck by a falling cow while urinating. Naked Alabama man jumps into Bass Pro Shop aquarium. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http:/...

Floridaman, his limp package and a dildo assault. Lady hides hot bullets in her hot lady pocket. 05.01.2024 21:58

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman assaults girlfriend with pink dildo after insults his limpness. Florida woman hid hot shell casings inside her hot lady pocket. Floridaman sues over exploding Dunkin Donuts toilet. Florida city adopts law requiring dog owners to give their dog exercise. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT...

Best of Weird AF News 2023 - Part 2 03.01.2024 1:14:49

Best of Weird AF News 2023 - Part 2 Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://Weird...

Best of Weird AF News 2023 - Part 1 02.01.2024 1:15:57

Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at...

Florida lady beats boyfriend with Christmas tree. Floridaman in a dress makes pleasure on a porch. 29.12.2023 17:57

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman has driveway stolen. Florida woman named Miracle assaulted boyfriend with Christmas tree. Floridaman goes ultra during police chase. Floridaman in a dress breaks into a home with favorite adult toy. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll g...

You can keep on pooping, says the mayor. More strollers sold for pets than for infants in 2023. 28.12.2023 19:48

More strollers sold for pets than children in 2023. Woman called 911 and nobody picks up. New Zealand mayor clarified there is no need to stop pooping during sewage crisis. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://pa...

Bathtub pooping incident by Chinese Chess champion. Spirit Air sends a boy to the wrong city. 27.12.2023 20:31

Spirit Airlines sends unaccompanied boy on the wrong flight for Christmas. Chinese chess champion stripped of title after bathtub defecation. Burger King offers free food if they think you are hungover. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other...

North Korea wants to be vacation destination. Nativity scene with two Mary's sparks controversy. 26.12.2023 25:19

North Korea wants to be a tourist destination. Church nativity scene with two mothers sparks controversy in Italy. Portland airport features llama therapy for stressed holiday travelers. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news s...

Floridaman claims is Captain America and has guns. Man assaults WaWa employee with spicy chicken. 22.12.2023 22:42

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida porch pirate stole packages to give as holiday gifts. Floridaman assaults WaWa employee with spicy chicken. Floridaman tries to break into Air Force Base claims is Captain America. Floridaman burns a child he believed was possessed by a demon. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining t...

Surge in unprotected holiday sex warning. Beware of fake clergymen selling air conditioners. 21.12.2023 19:00

Scientists warn of surge in unprotected sex around holidays. Slim Jim says their super car Fast Meat has been stolen. Someone stole a Cardinal's identification to sell air conditioners. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news st...

Christmas is a time for penis fractures. Humans fuel global warming just by breathing, says study. 20.12.2023 21:11

Grandma charges family for her annual Christmas feast. Risk of penile fractures rises at Christmas say doctors. Humans are fueling global warming by just breathing study says. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http:/...

Baby Jesus kidnapped by TikTokers. Teacher gave homework assignment to plan a terror attack. 19.12.2023 12:56

Youngsters kidnapped baby Jesus and demand ransom on TikTok. Baby swept away by tornado found safe on a tree. Teacher in Sweden gave students homework assignment to plan a terrorist attack. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af new...

After School Satan Club at an elementary school? Resurrect your dead loved one with AI avatar. 18.12.2023 18:46

After School Satan Club comes to elementary school. Chinese mourners use AI digital avatars to resurrect their dead loved ones. Ohio man still loves his ex girlfriend after she shot him in the genitals. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other...

Florida tourist man molested a manatee statue. Floridaman shot up a Christmas parade. 15.12.2023 18:41

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman shoots up Christmas parade. Floridaman refused to pay for Waffle House tattoo. Florida scientist couple put their two kids in cages. Florida tourist man sexually molested a manatee statue. Florida lady sang gospel songs and urinated during her DUI arrest. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPO...

Family doesn't notice owl in their Xmas tree for days. Cruise line bans couple for balcony fishing. 14.12.2023 15:43

Kentucky family doesn't notice owl living in their Xmas tree for days. Carnival cruise bans couple for fishing off balcony. Woman stole Uber driver's car because he drove slow. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http:...

Owning a dog makes your brain strong, study shows. Thieves argue lesser sentence cuz items on sale. 13.12.2023 16:15

Man flew from Denmark to Los Angeles without passport or plane ticket. Study finds dog owners reduce risk of dementia. Convicted thieves argue for lesser charge because stolen items were on sale. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird...

Teacher gave pre schoolers "sleepy time" stickers. Man claims he wasn't groping, he was robbing! 12.12.2023 16:32

Teacher accused of giving pre schoolers sleepy time patches. Man accused of groping a woman claims he was only robbing her. Lost space tomato found on ISS. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdaf...

Passenger smuggles 2 otters and a prairie dog on flight. Krispy Kreme donuts invades France. 11.12.2023 20:28

Passenger caught smuggling 2 otters and a prairie dog on flight. Kristy Kreme Donuts opens in Paris and they love it. Stolen truck returned with apology note and presents. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://pat...

Florida woman lit her Tinder date on fire. Florida couple stole a house then put Christmas lights. 08.12.2023 18:06

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested for assaulting wife with a sausage. Florida couple stole a house and then setup Christmas lights. Florida woman lit her Tinder date on fire. Floridaman quit his driving gig in middle of transporting prisoners. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patre...

Lady shot in butt by her own gun during MRI. Official of Paraguay signs agreement with fake country. 07.12.2023 22:50

Man finds a pea plant growing inside his lung. Woman shot in the buttocks by her own gun during MRI. Paraguay official fired for signing agreement with a fake country. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon...

Woman sentenced to work as fast food employee. Lady caught stealing during Shop with a Cop event. 06.12.2023 22:33

Elderly couple's garden ornament turns out to be a large missile. Woman assaults Chipotle employee and sentenced to work at fast food. Woman caught stealing at Walmart during Shop with a Cop event. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weir...

Lady killed during Slap Therapy session. Japan police arrest taxi driver for killing a pigeon. 05.12.2023 19:28

Woman killed during Slap Therapy session for her diabetes. Police in Japan arrest taxi driver for killing a pigeon. Man killed by his own knife necklace. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafne...

Florida gf stabs bf in eye for looking at other women. Man claims meth found in undies isn't his. 02.12.2023 19:38

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman claims meth in underwear not his own. Floridaman stabs woman cuz he wanted to. Floridaman exposes himself to customers on the lawn job. Florida woman stabbed boyfriend in the eye for looking at other women. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you...