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Airline passenger urinates on stranger midway through long-haul flight before begging him 'not to press charges'. Belgian food agency warns citizens to not eat their Christmas tree. Zookeeper eaten alive after filming himself with lions to impress girlfriend. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjone...

Taliban Ban Windows To Stop Women Being Seen Inside Homes. Drunk driver arrested after telling officer he was 'the DUI tonight' instead of the "DD". Kim Jong-un bans hotdogs for North Koreans, cooking them an act of treason. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.me...

Drunken officer freed suspects to celebrate New Year. Arizona prisoner is asking to be executed sooner than the state wants. Texas teenager accused of using poison to kill rival’s competition show goat. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check o...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman with ‘Alone’ face tattoo arrested for doing crimes alone. Floridaman shoots up home with pump action shotgun after getting kicked out for groping woman. Floridaman serial dine-and-dasher arrested after third offense. Florida Is Debuting a New Material for Building Roads. There’s Just One Problem: It’s Radioactive. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://p...

Best of Weird AF News 2024 wrap, part 2. Cop dresses as a “Sex Wrestler” to catch a pervert. Man wearing kilt puts antiques up his rectum. Toe-licking fundraiser event at a school. Town asks mayor to stop the solar eclipse. Judge rules tacos and burritos are sandwiches. Porn takes over Amazon tribe after they finally get internet. Man had sex with a train seat. Stripper, emotional support monkey a...

Best of Weird AF News 2024 wrap, part 1. Amish horse and buggy stolen from Walmart parking lot. Floridaman believes in right to shoot crack bears. Pastor sold meth out of his church. Singer dosed bandmate with estrogen to steal his girlfriend. Lady with two vaginas and boyfriend for each. Town asks mayor to stop the solar eclipse. Florida woman claims god told her to shoot up highway during solar...

Mexico to investigate a town that thanked a drug lord for holiday season gifts for children. Germany’s ‘sick leave detectives’ are on the case as employee absenteeism hits record highs . Baby Bird Found Alive Inside Dead Man's Stomach After Being Swallowed During Fertility Ritual. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buym...

Two Oregon men die from exposure in a forest after they went out to look for Sasquatch on Christmas eve. Man charged after pouring whiskey into holy water during Christmas Eve church mass. Man arrested after exposing his genitals to a life insurance agent. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones B...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman arrested after breaking into ex-boyfriend's home and smashing his $600 bong. Florida woman accidentally fires unfamiliar gun at the airport. Monkeys spotted roaming Florida city as police issue warning. Florida pizza delivery woman stabbed a pregnant customer 14 times over bad tip. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR bu...

Millions of Families in Japan Order KFC for Christmas Every Year. Amazon driver abandons 80 packages in Mass. woods during holiday shipping rush. Long Island woman charged with allegedly practicing unlicensed dentistry out of apartment kitchen. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: htt...

US man arrested for running a secret Chinese police station in New York City. Man drove through the gate of a military base to "see the reaction of security". Scientists may have discovered a new form of ancient humans known as 'large head people'. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH...

Killer captured by Google Maps while moving dismembered body to his car. UK woman left with Italian accent following a stroke. Passenger angers fellow flyers for bringing gigantic emotional support Great Dane dog onto flight. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.m...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman exposes himself in public after asking woman to take his picture. Floridaman arrested after getting 'a little naked' in a Lyft. Pornhub will block access for Floridians on Jan. 1st. Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/...

Ohio funeral home to be first to operate with a liquor license. Sotheby's to auction off ancient Ten Commandments tablet. Sex Workers in Zimbabwe Turn to Baby Socks as Condom Shortage Deepens. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the off...

Virginia hunter is killed by bear falling from tree during bizarre hunting accident. Memphis police officer shoots himself in order to impress his girlfriend. New York men die from pneumonia after using bat poop to grow marijuana. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafn...

British pub owners are worried they’ll run out of Guinness this Holiday. Brown snow falls over Maine town and warning to the citizens: don't eat that. Russia Sends 100 'Elite Goats' to North Korea. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out th...

Cop dresses as ‘sex wrestler’ undercover to trap suspect. Mystery Drones Forced New York Airport to Shut Down. Portland DJ hospitalized after being stabbed by stripper. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://We...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman goes crazy for not getting sauce in Raising Cane's restaurant. Florida woman caught with a golden gun at Australian airport. Florida county police erase convictions for anyone that bought their crack in the 90's. Floridaman arrested for slapping his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafn...

Scientists Create Lickable VR Device That Lets You Taste Foods Through Your TV. Love-struck male humpback whale swims record-breaking 3 oceans, 8,106 miles for sex. Proposed law bans drugstore sex toy sales in Texas. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake....

Police find 2 kilogram garden gnome made entirely of MDMA. Italian nun arrested over links to powerful mafia network. Drinking Coffee Can Add Years to Your Lifespan. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdA...

AI-generated version of Jesus Christ in church confessional booth draws controversy. Miller High Life releases dive bar cologne — and it’s already selling out. New Illinois law replaces the term ‘offender’ with ‘justice impacted individuals’ in Illinois Crime Reduction Act. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffe...

Shoplifter arrested for shoplifting during Walmart's Shop with a Cop holiday event. Pet crocodile dies after being tossed into Alaska snow during argument between brothers over anime. Ancient Barbarians Took Drugs Before Battle, Sniffing Spoons Suggest. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked Floridaman had sex toys, pot at elementary school on Thanksgiving. Floridaman Shoots Neighbor on Thanksgiving in Music Dispute. Florida Woman being transported to hospital jumps out of ambulance while wearing scrubs and vanishes. Florida Introduces Bill to Ban 'Weather Modification'. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jone...

Grandma Stabs Family During Thanksgiving Day Argument. German island to end ritual of spanking women with cow horn. Village People Singer denies song, Y.M.C.A., is a Gay Anthem and threatens to sue if you say so. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com...

A new Belgium law gives sex workers contracts, benefits and safety protection. Man jumps out of roller coaster so he doesn't die in that roller coaster. Scientists baffled as orcas seem to revive an 80s trend: dead salmon hats. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnew...