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China zoo attracts attention by selling tiger urine to treat sprains and such. Hooters restaurant is invading this key British city. Blind man gets license to carry permit to make a point about Indiana gun laws. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/...

Thousands of Danes sign petition to buy California from U.S. Doctor faces inquiry after giving his cat a Cat scan at Italian hospital he works at. Mystery as a baby shark is born without any male Involvement. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - C...

Don't climb onto anything, Philadelphia mayor asks Eagles fans in Philadelphia before SuperBowl. Zoo Offers To Send Video Of Elephant Pooping To Your Ex For Valentine's Day. Man convicted of drunk-driving a drone in first case of its kind. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested for barking like a dog in an auto-parts store for hours. Florida woman caught on camera throwing first date commemorative brick through ex-husband’s window. Floridaman arrested for touching himself in a mall restroom claims he had an itch. Florida substitute teachers show and tell in class goes terribly wrong. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon htt...

Quebec officials ask public not to boo American peewee hockey players. Schoolboy, 13, arrested for impersonating doctor in UK hospital. Cocaine "no worse than whiskey," would be "sold like wine" if legalized worldwide, Colombia's president says. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com...

100,000 eggs stolen from trailer in Pennsylvania as police try to crack the case. Man arrested in deadly shooting of friend who said he could dodge bullets. Indian woman forces husband to sell kidney and then runs away with her lover. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weir...

Vietnam Paying Citizens Up To $200 To Snitch On Bad Drivers. Furries warned not to abuse other ‘species’ at Glasgow Furry Convention. priest accused of flossing his teeth with teen girl’s hair. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the of...

Robot cockfighting is proposed in Oklahoma in order to re-invigorate the cockfighting tradition. Woman in court for aggressively cyber farting at her boyfriend’s ex. Tattoo Artist Criticized For Giving 9-Year-Old Girl An American Flag Tattoo. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: http...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida elementary school principal is arrested after 100 kids found at her home for alcohol-fueled party. Florida man sits on gun, shoots himself in penis. Florida man with ankle monitor tells deputies he can’t go to jail because he has a curfew. Florida deputy caught smuggling drugs onto cruise ship in Skittles bags. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon...

Man gets year in jail for throwing fish and carrots in the Dept of motor Vehicles. Georgia healthcare worker faces felony for twerking on disabled person’s head. Newly discovered asteroid turns out to be Tesla Roadster launched into space. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https:/...

Robots to race humans at China half-marathon. Mississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act. Pennsylvania flood museum temporarily closed due to flooding. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website http...

Canadian man's Bigfoot hunting expeditions used against him in court of law. Las Vegas ice cream truck mistaken for ICE vehicle. Passenger clings onto outside of 175mph German train when doors close on him while smoking cigarette. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weir...

Elementary school student goes permanently blind after eating too many chicken nuggets in Malaysia. Man Gets Penis Stuck to Icy Sidewalk During Drunken Brawl in Canada. Random mailboxes have been stuffed with erotic romance novels in New Zealand community. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Bu...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Woman With Bag That Read 'Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs' Arrested as Bag Was Indeed Full of Drugs. Florida man pardoned by Trump on Jan 6th charges gets arrested on gun charges the next day. Florida woman tells deputies she has marijuana hidden inside her body. Man with ‘Abnormally Large’ Testicles Arrested for Allegedly Exposing Genitals to Teen. // SUPPORT b...

Washington Capitals NHL hockey goalie says tossed nachos to blame for conceding goal. Japan launches drinkable mayo for fans that just can’t get enough. Cat makes three flights in 24 hours after being left on plane. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.c...

Warnings issued as dangerous Viagra Honey floods France. People smuggler facing jail time after woman found in glove box. Penguin Divorce Rates Soar On Phillip Island. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://Wei...

Moon added to list of threatened cultural sites for first time. Campaign to not complain for 30 days launches in Netherlands. Adult Star Slammed For Offering LA Firefighters A Date Night For Their Heroic Efforts. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/...

Japanese aquarium cheers up lonely sunfish with cardboard cutouts of people. Survey finds 80% of Japanese want to take leftover restaurant food home but many aren't allowed. Japan’s elderly are lonely and some women choose to go to jail instead. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man accused of pulling out gun during Facebook Marketplace sale. Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Making Sexual Contact with Horse. Florida Lawmaker Files Bill to Designate American Flamingo as Official State Bird. Florida woman kills husband with 18-inch bladed cane on his birthday. // /SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy...

Unidentified man stole three amputated legs from hospital and one is still missing. China basketball star suspended for sneaking girlfriend into room in suitcase. Woman says she got a side of marijuana with her chicken fries at Burger King. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https:...

Starbucks new policy: Buy something or leave the cafe. Pizzeria charging whopping $125 per pineapple pie to deter customers from this controversial topping. Lazio falconer sacked for sharing explicit photos of his prosthetic penis. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdaf...

Government warns that sex toys remain a tempting target for hackers. Record number of Japan ramen eateries closed in 2024.French woman who believed she was in a relationship with Brad Pitt scammed out of $800K. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ -...

Dunkin Donuts has a doughnut shortage. Blind man accidentally shot his amputee friend while trying to evict his roommate. Woman suffers horrific injuries after sex toy is dragged up through her body during MRI. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ -...

A Florida man and his friend drank ayahuasca in an Airbnb. Then one tried to kill the other. Florida woman relieves herself on Family Dollar store floor as man steals $500 of cleaning products. Man claims alien abduction during alleged nude carjacking in Florida. Florida deputy resigns after crashing patrol vehicle while looking at porn. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patre...

Cryopreservation facility lets you put body on pause for centuries. Italian village forbids residents from becoming ill. Mediterranean diet ranked best overall diet. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://Weird...