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the movie this week is promising young woman we start with an update on my infected finger (thanks to the cat), a failed trip to the mason dixon family restaurant, and someone trying to break into our house mid-shower. we talk about: – bo burnham having some skeletons in his closet like every other alt-comedy guy – spit fetishes, fondue metaphors, and why you should never trust a doctor – if a man...

for this episode we watched cruel intentions (1999) this one feels like a real return to our roots. by that, i mean i was hammered on natural ice (the official beer of the weedcap, they just don’t know it yet) and lauren was along for the ride. join us as we talk about how a guy i work with showed me his finger-sized dong while playing a video on his phone, how ryan phillipe plays a young harvey w...

this week we watched closer (2004). a movie so sexy it feels illegal to stream without a cigarette and a robe. natalie portman plays a stripper, jude law plays an insecure chat room fanatic, julia roberts looks like a hungover perfume ad model, and clive owen is packing nine inches of uncut british thunder, and honestly, it shows in every scene. we talk betrayal, erotic tension, and what this sexy...

Opus (2025) this movie could’ve been awesome had they cast someone other than john malkovich to play a former pop star. unfortunately he moves in a way so devoid of rhythm, and so painfully caucasian that we just weren’t buying it. join us as we talk all things opus, ponder why glory holes only exist in bathrooms, and question why cult leaders always wear silk clothes. if you’ve seen it, drop your...

This week on The Weedcap, we kick things off with a heartfelt apology for some of our behavior in the last episode. Then it's straight into the gritty streets of L.A. as we dive into David Ayer’s The Tax Collector. A film where Shia LaBeouf got a real chest tattoo for a role that shows it for approximately seven seconds. We marvel at the commitment, question the choices, and try (unsuccessfully) t...

grab some rope and a rickety stool because you’re about to join us for a deep dive into i melt with you. a movie that seems allergic to things like having a good plot, cinematography, or believable acting. what it does have is Jeremy Piven, Sasha Grey, and Rob Lowe dressed like the unibomber. It starts as a buddy comedy and slowly unravels into something way darker and yet, still tastefully homoer...

Brooke is back by popular demand. She made us watch The Challengers, a movie that she went to see in theaters 3 times. We talk about tennis, which male lead is more attractive, and how when she picked this movie, she texted me and said “Zendaya is in it” which led to me waiting all movie for the Indian dude from American Idol to show up on screen. thanks for listening we love ya long live the peop...

28 inches later this was supposed to be about the 28 days later series but we really talk a lot about comas. later in the episode we try to pick one fictional character we’d want with us in the zombie apocalypse. lauren picked woody harrelson from zombieland. i picked ted from jingle all the way. i’d cultivate a daddy dom relationship with him, where i’m the daddy obviously. i’d send him out to be...

This week on The Weedcap, we tackle The Iceman. A movie where time is measured exclusively by the growth of Michael Shannon’s mustache. We debate whether butter counts as a condiment, how David Schwimmer’s role would’ve been more convincing without a capuchin on his shoulder, and if Ray Liotta’s Chantix commercials were scarier than anything in the film. Also: Michael Shannon is disturbingly hot....

After surviving a surprise factory reset of our soundboard (we’re fine, mostly), we bring you an episode all about The Surfer. The 2024 Nicolas Cage film where he lives in the parking lot of a beach, maybe forgets who he is, and definitely eats a dead rat. It’s a weird, sun-drenched fever dream full of beach bullies, existential breakdowns, and one very intense guy in a red Snuggie. We talk Cage’s...

Welcome to the first episode of Chronically Marvelous A limited run series where everyone’s favorite filmmaker, TESD Town resident, and @reviewinghistorypod extraordinaire Brian (lifelong Marvel fan) drags Caleb (Marvel virgin, stoned contrarian) through every movie in the MCU. We’re starting with X-Men (2000), the leather-clad opener that kicked off two decades of cinematic dominance by treating...

roll up a jeffery and spiral with us into the cold, horny void of Eyes Wide Shut Stanley Kubrick’s final, bleak whisper about sex, power, and the death rattle of meaning. We follow Tom Cruise as he sleepwalks through a city that might not exist, chasing shadows, fantasies, and the illusion that anyone really knows or loves him. We breakdown how Nicole Kidman delivers monologues with the cadence of...

this morning we took a psychedelic stumble (shoutout to UK Cheese 🧀) into tiptoes a movie so catastrophically misjudged, it feels like a prank on both hollywood and the concept of good taste. we unpack the in’s and out’s of dwarves at the chinese buffet (yes, including plate strategy), pitch our new reality TV obsession little women: baltimore, ponder if a dead dwarf would be enough to fill a sin...

buckle up and crush your meds: this week on the weedcap, we dive face-first into what might be the craziest movie ever made — spun. m3th , adult cartoon sequences, mickey rourke, and more seizure editing than you can shake a pipe at. lauren and caleb try (and fail) to follow the plot while tripping over speed-induced hallucinations, floating tiddies, and a soundtrack that smells like trucker sweat...

Grab a breakfast pint and join us for a saturday morning wake and bake while we dissect the James McAvoy led Speak No Evil. We mostly talk about the mouth noises British people make when they speak, festival girls, the time I was hired to do standup at a memorial service, and getting some head at the dinner table. We hope you have a great weekend Thanks for listening We love ya

it’s officially twink season so fire up something potent and slip into something artificial—this week we’re getting deep (and we mean deep) into companion. a tale of penetration, power settings, and partners who come fully upgradeable. when josh brings iris to a remote lakehouse for a little group interface, things get hairy fast: bad connections, forced reboots, and one very sticky error message....

fire up some scorpion and join us for a mystical, homoerotic trip through the florida keys, where jake gyllenhaal kicks ass, conor mcgregor levitates with rage, and a haunted bar may or may not be a portal to purgatory. we dive deep into roadside nihilism, sweaty violence, and cgi punches that echo through time. is dalton a bouncer, a ghost, or the last ufc fighter to ever feel love? we don’t know...

the monkey if we see stephen king, just know its’s on sight thanks for listening we love ya

flight risk a 91 minute affront on the senses written by jared rosenberg directed by mel gibson that means nature is healing thanks for listening we love ya

this one is a doozy. had the best time hanging and talking with our friend @parkerbrowncomedy. parker is legitimately one of the funniest comics to ever walk this earth and if you have the chance to see him locally, do it now before he’s selling out clubs. he’s the reigning magooby’s joke house comedian of the year. to put that into context, past winners include stavros halkias and shane gillis. s...

the pope is dead and i’m not feeling so great myself el diablo was conquered but this episode is probably borderline unlistenable, towards the end I couldn’t even finish a sentence. I should’ve had a guest on for lauren to talk to while I ingested because I didn’t take into account how busy my mouth would be taking down all the beers, burgers, and bongers. also I said some things I regret but is a...

babygirl what a film a true masterpiece recorded 4/15/2025 we’ll see you guys this friday for a very special edition of the show it’s good to be back to our roots thanks for listening we love ya let us know what you thought of this sexy little flick in the comments

nosferatu long brooke is back but this time she stayed sober recorded live 4/11/25 thanks for listening we love ya

america’s most blunted recorded live while incredibly baked 4/4/2025 thanks for listening we love ya

outta-ass spatulas this is not our best work recorded very fried and sleepy on 3/30/2025 thanks for listening we love ya