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Caleb kicks things off by claiming he’s being extorted over some 2013 emails that somehow turn into a whole saga about a missing pizza and a very confusing “maid.” Lauren is battling a sinus infection and sounding like Fran Drescher while the two get into into conspiracies, not understanding what bitcoin is, award show rigging, and which celebrities might secretly be aliens. They talk Bugonia (Jes...

This week on Weedcap Radio , Caleb and Lauren return from sickness and dive straight into tasteless discussions about cranking it in the hip hop fish and chicken parking lot, camels, and what Asian and British people have in common. They technically review Knock Knock (2015), breaking down Keanu Reeves’ wooden performance, bad home security decisions, and why the movie would’ve been better if the...

This week on Weedcap Radio , Caleb and Lauren open the show with tiddies on the table, Bud Light breakfasts, and a full breakdown of fake knockers, gravity, and why nature intended everything to hang eventually. The conversation immediately derails into comedy nostalgia, light beer culture, and a new rule for callers: state your favorite soup and your favorite kink or get judged accordingly. The m...

This week on Weedcap Radio, Caleb and Lauren accidentally pivot into what may be the most irresponsible fundraiser in podcasting history: Kegels for Cash , a live charity drive to raise money for federal law enforcement to defend themselves against the deadliest threat in America: Honda Pilots . What begins as a heartfelt attempt to “make a difference” immediately derails into a deranged call-in e...

This week on Weedcap Radio, Caleb and Lauren immediately get into domestic dysfunction and a long running debate over whether Caleb is "touched" or simply a man with too many hobbies The episode derails into extended drinking stories that include blackouts, piss soaked floors, red wine binges, stolen tequila, donut shaped tire tracks on a golf course, underage designated drivers, and a near fatal...

This episode of Weedcap Radio is a loose, low energy bonus ep that mostly exists because we hadn’t released anything this week and felt weird about it. Caleb and Lauren record a late, slightly fried conversation that covers everything from Meta glasses and the ethics of recording strangers into a full mall odyssey at Arundel Mills. Along the way, Caleb recounts fighting off a migraine, navigating...

On this bonus episode of Weedcap Radio, Caleb is joined by Ryan from Clever Name Podcast for a wide ranging conversation that starts with being snowed in and quickly turns into a deep dive on the Epstein photo releases. They talk through the reality of the files, the heavy redactions, and the strange, often uncomfortable details in the images that did make it out. From there, the discussion moves...

This week on Weedcap Radio, Caleb and Lauren cover The Last Breath, a true story about saturation divers, snapped umbilicals, failed dynamic positioning systems, and a man surviving 27 minutes without oxygen on the ocean floor. Also inside:- Following live manhunts as a recreational activity- Avoiding college, Walmart, and public spaces in general- Greg Biffle’s death and the added tragedy of dyin...

It’s the Return of the Crack. Friend of the show @crackamicorap joins us again on Weedcap Radio to talk about the 1998 Michael Keaton classic Jack Frost . We get into 90s bullies, snowboard chase scenes, who was originally supposed to play the role, and why the snowman looks like Dave Blunts dipped in marshmallow fluff. Along the way we also talk Skankfest, Vegas, the sticky icky, why Caleb has to...

This week on Weedcap Radio, Caleb and Lauren accidentally stage a full courtroom drama after a beer splash turns into a federal case. From Xbox manslaughter to sim racing road head, they manage to argue about everything except the movie they are supposed to be recapping. Somewhere between Caleb’s fixation on beet root induced erections, Lauren’s refusal to grant him one last trip to the “anal buff...

Thanksgiving hits harder than the weed this week. Caleb and Lauren show up overfed, rip roarin' high, and barely functional, trying to explain why they attempted to watch a UFO documentary but only ended up arguing about aliens with Down syndrome, foie gras executions, and why ska musicians should legally be allowed to DM teens. Caleb spirals into a full blown alien body conspiracy while Lauren de...

Caleb shows up with a new goatee and a new personality while Lauren tries to explain pillow humping. From there we get into: -Drug stories involving a shirtless Russian dealer -Caleb quitting weed - Poison ivy on the balls, zipper injuries and a detour into foreskin - The ongoing holy war over Caleb's legendary piss. We eventually talk about the movie, mostly to complain about the psychotic prep k...

Lauren’s gone to bed after an hour of technical hell, leaving Caleb and Ryan from the Clever Name Podcast to hold down the fort for a true boys’ night. The mics finally work, the women are gone, and the conversation immediately derails into a perfect storm of filth and philosophy. What starts with flight anxiety and hatred for Kevin Smith, collapses into traphouse handies, and a long, disturbing m...

Caleb and Lauren kick off the holiday season with talk of seasonal depression, Popeyes Cajun turkeys, and why New Year’s Eve should be abolished. After losing a Twitch stream and a Spotify episode to “terms of service violations,” Weedcap Radio packs up and heads for the Wild West of the internet, the Clever Name Podcast website, home of free speech, big clits, and bad decisions. Then it’s on to A...

We sit down with Ryan from the Clever Name Podcast to watch Under Siege 2, but like every other episode, the movie barely matters. Instead, we talk about getting banned from the hub for hate speech, Playboy centerfolds, and the weird economy of Canadian rub-and-tugs. Somewhere between debating Steven Seagal’s CIA fantasies and arguing about how to pronounce “Buscemi,” we spiral into 11 pound babie...

We kick things off with a Baltimore blackout story (shout out to BGE for folding under the lightest drizzle known to man) and a very special Shyamalan style twist: Caleb commits to finishing 80 ounces of malt liquor before the episode ends. Enter St. Ides: the malt liquor that smells like corn, tastes like battery corrosion, and, according to the ATF, was once marketed directly to children. Somewh...

The movie this week is The Departed, chosen by the legend Crack Amico himself. Within moments we’re off into Leonardo DiCaprio’s bizarre bedroom rituals (earbuds in, podcast on, vape cloud rising) . A tissue break later, we’re deep in Boston accents that play like a Dunkin’ Donuts ad, and the homoerotic scrums of rugby. From there, we imagine a Baltimore remake where Alec Baldwin yells about diabe...

The movie this week is Together (2025). We start with a heartfelt eulogy and the painful reality of the world we now live in. Caleb declares it a national tragedy while Lauren tries (and fails) to keep him on track. We talk about: – Dave Franco playing a Mac DeMarco-type hipster who refuses to lay pipe – Alison Brie as a teacher in the worst small-town school imaginable - Why body horror movies ar...

We kick off the new Thursday night schedule and dive straight into 2007’s cult oddity Teeth . Caleb relives his decemberunderground phase, Lauren tries to explain vagina dentata without making it sound like an Italian dish, and both of us wonder why anyone would trust a male gynecologist. We talk about: -Why psychological thrillers suck -The lost art of gas station water pipes and mutton chops you...

A brand new intro song courtesy of Crack Amico, some long weekend wake and bake energy, and an accidental deep dive into Bruce Willis’ dementia, marriage vows, and whether his “hammer” still works. Caleb also pitches his business plan for “Caleb’s Creative Care,” an assisted living facility that’s basically the Bunny Ranch for dementia patients. We talk about: ​Killer Joe (2011), a movie that thro...

The movie this week is Red Eye (2005) Episode Starts With: A rant about Google Voice being the downfall of modern America, and Caleb repeatedly insisting he can fix the soundboard with "little tools" We Talk Abou t : - Rachel McAdams thinking she’s in a Hallmark rom-com until she’s trapped next to Cillian (Killian? Chillian?) Murphy on a flight from hell –Cillian Murphy’s jawline as an all-purpose...

the movie this week is come to daddy we kick things off with a relaxed sunday morning wake & bake, get deep into covid era nostalgia (aka “the best time of caleb’s life”), and a random guy named josh who calls in just to label caleb a “rat son of a bitch” we talk about: – elijah wood’s psycho eyes and how hollywood figured out he can go from hobbit to cracked-out gas station lurker in 0.2 seconds...

We are now doing shows live on Twitch and spoiler alert: we’re already spiraling. Starting with oyster shucking, corn talk, and a bitter fight over street cred before tumbling into The Order (2024). Jude Law shows up as an 80s FBI agent with a Ron Swanson mustache, a bum ticker, and a nose that bleeds whenever he gets too intense. There are neo nationalists, Nicholas Hoult brooding, Jurnee Smollet...

We start off in full chaos mode: new nicknames courtesy of Ron Bennington (“Kay-Leeb from Baltimore” makes his debut), ditching craft beer for Coors Banquet, fantasizing about lifted trucks, and creating a brand-new drinking game called That’s a Racial . Things spiral into police scanner codes, family reunion drama, and the single most revolting Jolly Rancher story ever told. Eventually we pit two...

this week’s episode opens with a celebration: caleb’s finger infection is (mostly) gone thanks to misused antibiotics and the healing power of coors banquet. we talk diy medical treatment, premature gray hair, and how antibiotics might be the ultimate drinking hack eventually, we pivot to the usual suspects. a movie we’ve tried to watch seven times, but always fell asleep before the opening credit...