Weak Creatures

In our season one finale episode, Chris and Lauren are joined by guest Lily Blumkin to discuss the return of Mechagodzilla and the emergence of Titanosaurus. Lauren starts her journey home, Chris makes amends with those he swindled, and Lily contemplates Godzilla’s inner feelings.

This week Chris and Lauren delve deeper into the exploits of metal with guest Steve Grain! Shiny new kaiju Mechagodzilla and King Caesar make confusing and shocking entrances. Chris dishes on his latest gig in high places, Lauren’s left scrambling under Cappu-Ween-O, and Steve learns about the limited occupations in the kaiju-verse.

Miranda Fyfe joins Lauren and Chris this week as they talk about the first queer couple featured in the Godzillaverse (maybe even…two couples?!)! Plus: Miranda breaks down some Japanese honorifics, Chris shares his experience in immersive theater, and Lauren explores more of Cappu-Ween-O with a painfully fun quiz!

On this episode of Weak Creatures: a metallic new kaiju storms Japan! Lauren reaches new levels in her relationship, Chris pranks the mayor, and Vince drops an EXCLUSIVE REVEAL regarding his famous well backstory.

This week Chris, Lauren, and guest Keenan Mullaney welcome a new kaiju to the family: Hedorah! Chris shares updates on his investments, Lauren reveals a new challenge from Mister, and Keenan gets wistful about his boyhood wardrobe.

This week Lauren and Chris return to Monster Island with guest Julia Schroeder! Lauren talks about her minimalist new digs, Julia shares renovation secrets, and Chris spills about how he got rich quick.

Listen in this week as Chris and Lauren, joined by guest Devin Rosni, introduce countless new kaiju on Monster Island, discuss Chris's Lincoln adventures, and how Devin came into his immense wealth.

Sophie Kinne joins Chris and Lauren this week as they welcome their new bundle of joy into the monster-verse: Minilla! Chris embarks on a new Uber journey, Lauren tries her hand at podiatry office administration, and Sophie laments being approached too much.

Chris and Lauren welcome their first ever guest: Devin Jenkins! Chris gets a steal on a new car, Lauren critiques island fashion, and Devin yaps about his current fight with the Hazel Park City Council.

On this week’s pod: The devastating discovery that King Ghidorah is back, back, back again ! Lauren speaks to Old Chris (pre-magnetic), Chris espouses the wonders of AI, and we learn what makes a Smurf a Snork.

This week we meet our worst foe yet: King Ghidorah. Lauren keeps in touch with her podiatrist husband, Chris gets into a little legal trouble, and we celebrate the return of Mothra and her beloved Shobijin.

In this week’s episode, Chris details how he was swindled by a CPA, Lauren meets her new favorite kaiju, and we learn about the REAL Peanuts - the perfect twins who play the Shobijin.

This week we discuss King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962) and meet the icon, the legend: KING KONG! Listen in as we explore potential monster sponsorships, pharmaceutical creatives, and how Chris is standing up to his local pottery bully.

This week we discuss Godzilla Raids Again (1955) and meet a new kaiju: Anguirus! Come along as we talk wrestling terminology, Godzilla's tasteful and spare use of atomic breath, and how to gain the courage to ask that girl in your wallet out.

Join us for our very first episode where we discuss the very first Godzilla film ever made! Come for the friendships, the drama, the secrets, and affairs. Stay for the hunky Dr. Serizawa and his oxygen destroyer. Leave with love for a monster who's really just a girl who likes to eat trains like corn. Be a part of Godzilla's growing family!