We Won't Finish This Podcast

Send us a text Get ready for a bone-chilling episode of We Won't Finish This Podcast, the ultimate writers' room where we pitch wild movie ideas that will never hit the big screen! In this Halloween Spooktacular, hosts Zeebz, Spaceman, and Savage unleash three spine-tingling, fake horror movie pitches that will haunt your imagination. From cursed objects to demonic footage and ghostly wo...

Send us a text This is Part 3 of the "Swords and Lords" saga—start with Episode #25 for the full adventure!  Dive into the chaotic, dice-rolling world of our tabletop-inspired podcast, where Spaceman the human archer, Zeebz the claustrophobic dwarf, Savage the half-elf wizard, and their loyal lion Patches battle ninja goblins, face a cloud-swimming sea monster, and stumble through a magi...

Send us a text Dive back into the epic Jumanji-style adventure in part two of our multi-part series, "Swords and Lords: Chapter Two" (Episode #26). If you haven’t listened to Episode #25, "Swords and Lords: Chapter One," pause now and start there to catch up on the action! Join our intrepid trio: Zeebz the dwarf barbarian, Spaceman the human archer, and Savage the half-elf mage...

Send us a text Join the chaos of We Won't Finish This Podcast: The Writer Room, where movies are born but never finished! In our 25th episode, Savage pitches Swords and Lords, a Jumanji-inspired "choose your own adventure" movie. Three friends—Zeebz, Spaceman, and Savage—plan a fishing trip but get sucked into a magical board game after a storm leads them to a creepy shop. As a dwar...

Send us a text Saddle up, partners, for a rootin’-tootin’ episode of We Won’t Finish This Podcast! This time, Zeebz pitches a wild, true-story Western flick about Old Ulysses, Kansas—a frontier town that pulled off the ultimate hustle by literally picking up and movin’ to dodge its debts! Meet George Washington Earp, the one-man, whiskey-swiggin’, saloon-runnin’, vote-riggin’ cowboy who’s slicker...

Send us a text Welcome to We Won't Finish This Podcast, the writer’s room show where hosts Spaceman, Savage, and Zeebz pitch wild movie ideas that will never see the silver screen. In this episode, Spaceman unveils Hiber-Nation, a genre-blending tale of action, horror, and alternate-world intrigue set in a sprawling metropolis where humans hibernate for months at a time. The hosts dive into a...

Send us a text Welcome to the most chaotic writers' room on the internet! This week, Savage pitches Rock to the Future—a time-travel comedy meets stoner rock odyssey that’s equal parts Back to the Future, Bill & Ted, and a fever dream after too many brownies. It’s 1978, and a teenage slacker gets shoved into a time capsule locker, only to emerge in 2008 to chase his rockstar dreams. Will...

Send us a text In this Episode, Zeebz unveils a hilarious post-apocalyptic twist: Rex Thunderstrike, a delusional doomsday prepper, abandons his life for the wilderness, convinced the world’s ended—spoiler: it hasn’t. Joined by a stoner trail hiker obsessed with an air fryer, this dark comedy spirals into absurdity with tactical toilet paper, canned cheeseburgers, and raccoon bandits. Tune in for...

Send us a text In this episode, we follow retired detective Rick Stacy as he uncovers a bizarre case of the "serial pooper" in his neighborhood, a mysterious figure making life difficult for residents. From strange deliveries to shady HOA practices, this episode is packed with quirky humor, slapstick moments, and plenty of poop jokes! Join us as we dive deep into the mystery while also e...

Send us a text We Won't Finish This Podcast is a writers room show where we pitch movies to each other that we'll never make.  A NEW and ORIGINAL movie every episode! This holiday season, the Freak Squad returns for their most daring mission yet! After reminiscing about classic board games like Grape Escape and Mouse Trap, the episode takes a sharp turn into chaos as Santa is kidnapped,...

Send us a text Welcome to a delightfully ridiculous episode of We Won't Finish This Podcast, where comedy writers pitch outrageous movie ideas that will never see the light of day. In this special Halloween Triple Feature Spooktacular, we're serving up three delightfully silly tales filled with laughter, absurdity, and just the right amount of spooky! Get ready for a journey into the wac...

Send us a text In this episode, Zeebz pitches a Las Vegas crime family comedy. Vinnie, Lewis, and Walter pull off a wild heist at a Magic: The Gathering tournament, only to find themselves in a slip-and-fall scam that targets the Capri Sun Casino and Resort. As the plan unfolds, it leads to a courtroom showdown where Dom Prosciutto, the bumbling Prosciutto family member, makes a shocking move that...

Send us a text Welcome to We Won't Finish This Podcast, your go-to show for original movie pitches and creative chaos! Each month, we dive into fresh and funny movie concepts that we’ll never bring to life—until now!  Join us in our virtual writers' room as we brainstorm and pitch unique film ideas that are sure to spark your imagination. In this episode, Spaceman presents a hilarious co...

Send us a text Dive into the latest episode for an unforgettable journey into the realm of animated heist movies with "The Cheese Monger Protocol." Join our writers' room as we reimagine the classic heist genre with a twist – this time, the mice are the unlikely heroes! Follow the adventures of a retired aficionado defending his prized cheese collection against a cunning crew of rod...

Send us a text In this episode Zeebz presents his uproarious movie pitch, "The Party Pact." Prepare to dive into a world of hilarity as four young roommates find themselves caught in the chaotic whirlwind of adulthood.  In this comedy drama, our protagonists aren't freezing time, but rather striking a deal to halt their progression in life. As they navigate the ups and downs of bad...

Send us a text In the post-apocalyptic aftermath of the Y2K disaster, the world is plunged into chaos, and surviving settlements find an unlikely source of order and entertainment: professional wrestling. The once-frivolous spectacle now dictates the fate of the remaining societies, where the outcome of wrestling matches determines governance and societal hierarchy. All other forms of entertainmen...

Send us a text Welcome to "We Won't Finish This Podcast," the show where Savage, Spaceman, and Zeebz pitch movies they'll never make but desperately want to! In this episode, join our hosts on a wild ride through the world of "Dartman" and "Glowboy," two superheroes with powers that are more inconvenient than incredible. Get ready for a unique and hilarious...

Send us a text In this very special holiday episode Zeebz presents a Christmas story about a young boy who is so devastated to learn that Santa isn't real that he dedicates his life to becoming him.  This episode is brought to you by Pizza Lobo  www.pizzalobo.com

Send us a text In this episode, Spaceman poses the question “If a corporation were to discover the secret of eternal life, would you enter a 1,000 year work contract to be live forever?”  We Won't Finish This Podcast is a writers room show where we pitch movies to each other that we'll never make. A NEW and ORIGINAL movie every episode!  SOCIALS: https://Linktr.ee/WWFTpod  This episode i...

Send us a text Mark and Liz need a break from their hectic lives and decide to look for a rental cabin on a lake so their daughter Annie can have fun swimming and maybe make some friends. After an agonizing several page search, they come across the perfect place with a place to swim and all the farm fresh eggs and rustic charm they could hope for. After arriving, however, they find things aren’t q...

Send us a text Present day off the coast of California, a billionaire's yacht party has a big surprise when a megafauna decides to pay a visit. Searching for the mystery of the yacht leads to a startling, and massive discovery. One that only Jack Hardball can take on. As Jack Hardball unravels layer after layer of this megafauna mystery, humanity’s place in the food chain is questioned. Will...

Send us a text Welcome to The Cryptid. After blacking out on a plane ride, how upset would you be if you woke up in different clothes at your destination? Maybe checking out the cool monster themed hotel would take your mind off the unapproved changing of your clothes. They might serve Monster Energy drinks! The staff is so weird though, and that’s coming from a Cryptozoologist! At the kickoff coc...

Send us a text Cryptozoology has nothing to do with Gigapets, but is a pseudoscience that studies legendary animals or monsters like Bigfoot , the presumably lonely Loch Ness Monster , Mothman , and so on. If you were a Cryptozoologist that was really into Bigfoot, what would you have in your home office? Maybe you would have a bunch of stuff like this Bigfoot Museum . Either way, the office is pr...

Send us a text Could the new Dad in town step in when he's needed the most to lead a ragtag group of kids to floor hockey glory? What bumps in the road could we expect when training up our group of youths, including your son and Mullet McMichaels, the All American defenseman? Could there be a mentor out there somewhere? Maybe Hook Murphy, with his tragic wrist shot related backstory, can brin...

Send us a text The invention of the telescope is a pivotal moment for this story. Aside from the Double Decker taco, it may be the most important milestone in human history. What if there were traces of an intelligent civilization on the Moon? What would that mean to humans throughout moments in history as technology advances? What could humans even do with the information with limitations of tech...