We Only Do One Take Podcast

Welcome back to the We Only Do One Take Podcast. It is season 2! Holy crap how the hell did we get to season 2? On this very special start to the season, two guests that we have been wanting to get onto the show for ages; professional Australian cosplayers Cienan and Heidi! Turch is back with a new rant. As he has returned from his cruise with his family, he is full of vigour and amazingly, he doe...

Episode 18 - The Easter Special! This is the final podcast for the season (though we are only having a one week break). Kieran and Turch have a push up competition. Kieran fails the competition and has to read out an apology letter written by Turch.

Grab your bingo cards from the facebook page, because this episode is a classic. Trump watch is back! CEO Kieran talks about the patron account (still no action) and Turch has a million dollar idea (it's called Porn Savers).

Episode 16 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! Another big episode with special guest R Pow. R Pow is the co-host of Gourmetgoring, which is a drunk cooking show with WODOT co-host Kieran. Episodes are currently in pre-production and will be out very soon! R takes on the rant today, and rants about people not reciprocating favours, and people eating your food that you are saving in the fridge. Unf...

Episode 15 of the Wee Only Do One Take Podcast On this episode we have long-time friend and drummer from Dead City Ruins, Nick Traj! Turch starts this piss soaked episode with a rant about piss driblets, and alos talks about the upcoming push up competition to be hosted by the We Only Do One Take Podcast. Kieran spills his drink all over Traj twice, as well as breaks his wine glass. Trajs tells us...

Episode 14 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast Holy crap what an exciting guests we have on the show today: actor, producer, blogger and conspiracy theorist, Adam La Rosa! The boys get to talk to Adam and dive into his career as an actor and how he got to be the Executive Producer of the award winning film The Legend of Ben Hall. He also talks spills the beans of some of the cool and insider parts...

Episode 13 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! Holy crap what an episode! And the first time we have a studio audience Turch starts off with a killer rant about food, and Kieran is far too intrigued. Kieran also talks about a lovely grandmother who likes gardening. We finally tell a Valentine’s Day story about a man who really wanted to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers with his partners, and gets a...

Episode 12 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast We have our first returning guest, Niall on the show, and he is severely unprepared. Lucky, we have him covered. This week, Kieran talks of the mysteries of the kitchen etiquette, including a dirty sandwich press. Turch gets really angry regarding artwork and books being censored, and Niall talks about a crappy law about straws in the USA. Turch also t...

The classical guitar version of the We Only Do One Take Podcast Theme as used on the video Jabari's Story. Watch the video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-b_Ohe8eJs Subscribe to the We Only Do One Take Podcast on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/

Episode 11 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! Turch and Kieran have a very special guest on the show, The CEO and Food and Beverage Director or the news organisation The Watsonia Bugle. With the help of the bugle, Turch dives into the week with a rant about stupid types of yoga and then Kieran tells far too many stories about his recent trip to Vietman. The bugle does the Trump Watch, which invol...

Episode 10 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! This weeks episode Kieran and Turch have a very special guest on the show: Damien! Damien is here to talk about all sorts of dating stories and chime in with more zingers than you can possibly imagine. There is also talk about a camel fashion show, and Kieran discusses his 'fashion sense'. Turch rants about black dogs. If you are single, and are looki...

Episode nine of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! In this episode, Turch rants about his most hated bunch of fans: Harry Potter fans. He especially hates Harry Potter weddings... Kieran also tells us of the great Perth War regarding the cost of beer, and tells us what we can do to help. The boys also discuss Australia's biggest loss.

Episode 08 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast In this week’s episode, Kieran and Turch have very special guest Mash, aka Emkew (the rapper), who dives into talk about meditation, celebrity and music composition. On the other side of the spectrum, Kieran and Turch talk into the 2017 porn stats and learn that Rick and Morty porn is the hip new thing and what kind of things are happening in the back...

The show finally has an intro theme! And it was written by Turch! Killer! Full track coming soon!

Episode 07 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast After a crazy New Years, Kieran finally tells the story of how he went missing on the podcast Phillip Island show. We also hear the story of how the dildos were purchased for the challenge, and we invite a new guest on the show. Turch gets back on the Trump watch, and Kieran goes to the cricket. And somehow, the show is making souvenir spoons...

Episode 06 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast. This is a super special LIVE New Years Day (literally 1 in the morning) episode, and Turch and Kieran completed their dildo challenge. Kieran somehow goes missing in this episode, and previous guest Jess takes over. 4 dildos. 4 contestants A winner? Listen to find out!

Episode five of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! Turch and Kieran have survived the Christmas season and are backing in the studio to celebrate on Boxing Day. Jess is no longer sick, and is in the studio to help the boys talk about piss on toilet seats, sitting or standing while wiping, pineapple on pizza and giant penises. And Kieran tells a long story...

Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas! Episode four the We Only Do One Take Podcast! In this episode, Turch and Kieran talk all things Christmas including how to survive a hangover, what not to do with your cremated dead mother and how you can really please your partner this Christmas. Bonus: fresh music from Turch and financial advice from the newly named Cunty Accountant Like us on Facebook! https://www.fac...

Episode three of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! In this episode Kieran and Turch take on the mysteries Lizard People, microwaves and getting around bets. Not only that, we have Blain on this episode who eats a whole nutella calzone while we record. There is also a sweet rant about weddings. Like us on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/

The first original track for the podcast! A much needed sexy funk theme for all of those sexy new articles we read. Written and played by Turch Like us on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/

Episode 2 of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! On the show, special guest Niall chimes in with his comedy stylings. Kieran and Turch talk about Trump, Milo Yiannopoulos, sex robots and Kieran learns that alcohol makes him a better speaker. Like us on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/

The first episode of the We Only Do One Take Podcast! Turch and Kieran talk about the Triple J top 100, people who can't read and have a heated debate about sex robots. Like us on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast/