We Might Be Drunk

It’s a Halloween special with Sal Vulcano and Gary Vider joining Mark and Sam, dressed up as your favorite Sesame Street crew—Bert and Ernie, Big Bird, and Elmo. It’s candy, chaos, and comedy as the guys debate kids’ TV, Blippi’s wild past, and overpriced Italian dinners. Plus, Iceland adventures, Joe Pesci stories, and the world’s worst toy memories. Sponsored by: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-...

Kevin Ryan and H. Foley from Are You Garbage? join Mark and Sam for a booze-soaked reunion full of road stories, Philly nonsense, and deep dives into what makes a real piece of trash. They swap wild comedy club tales, debate classy vs. garbage behavior, and take a few shots along the way. Are You Garbage Podcast: https://areyougarbage.com | YouTube Sponsored by: Go to https://sheath.com and use pr...

Whitney Cummings joins Mark and Sam for a wild one packed with sharp takes and unfiltered laughs — from Woody Allen and cancel culture to body image, internet addiction, and old-man groping scandals. They dive deep into pet peeves, parenting chaos, overcommitment, and why men love confrontation but never fix their hair. Plus, Whitney opens up about sobriety, losing her laptop in a NYC cab, and the...

Matt McCusker joins the boys this week for a wild one — fresh off taping his new Netflix special. They get into the chaos of recording hours, arena gigs with Shane Gillis, junkyard dogs, sticklers for the rules, the chili pad revolution, and why shower sex scenes are total lies. Plus, peeves, recs, and a deep dive into old-school internet filth like Lemon Party. Sponsored by: 💻 Sign up for your o...

Dan Soder and Greg Stone stop by for a wild one. The guys cover everything from steroid-Jesus theories and New York’s rat NBA to dissecting cats in high school, Mad Magazine nostalgia, Castro assassination plots, and lemon party memories. Plus, hangover cures that don’t work, landlord grudges, and why chest hair is making a comeback. Sponsored by: 👕 Your new fall wardrobe awaits. Free shipping an...

Rainn Wilson joins the guys this week to talk Code 3, his new action comedy with Lil Rel Howery about paramedics on a night from hell. They get into wild US Open stories, the legacy of The Office, hot takes on classic movies, MTV nostalgia, and why tennis needs a Happy Gilmore moment. Plus, Rainn opens up about porn, spirituality, and surviving Hollywood’s ups and downs. Sponsored by: 💊 Support t...

Ronny Chieng joins the boys this week for bananas, plastic guilt trips, and stories from The Daily Show to Marvel. They get into comedy fashion debates, bombing at award shows, making horror fun with M3GAN, and how AI is making us dumber. Plus, wild Bill Burr stories, bad gig horror tales, and why frugality might just save the planet. Sponsored by: 🩲 Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Shea...

Harland Williams stops by the pod for wild stories about Rocket Man, his new movie Wingman, and hanging with Rodney Dangerfield. Plus, Mark and Sam get surprise drop-ins from Stavros Halkias and Chris Distefano, leading to chaos about art heists, shorts season, Anthony Bourdain, and whether you could kill a husband for good sex. Sponsored by: 💸 Support the show and sign up for your one-dollar-per...

No guest this week, just Mark and Sam back together again. Jet lag, black Manhattans, paddleboard disasters, Aussie rules on booze, Beach Boys vs. Beatles, Burt Kreischer crying, comedy vs. rock ‘n’ roll, and why nature is boring compared to getting hammered in the Village. Sponsored by: 💊 Start your free online Hims visit today: https://www.hims.com/DRUNK 🧘 Get 30% off your first Cornbread Hemp...

Greg Fitzsimmons joins Mark and Sam for a wild one. From Boston blow-fueled road gigs and Charlie Sheen stories to rat infestations and exterminators with hockey sticks, nothing’s off limits. They cover Ellen horror stories, the porn awards, big hog rumors, and the grind of writing a new hour. Plus, Fitz reflects on his upbringing, mescaline-fueled teenage adventures, and life in Venice Beach. Gre...

Mark and Sam are joined by the always brilliant Patton Oswalt for a wild ride through comedy, cult films, and chaos. From Gallagher’s splatter zone to the genius of Team America, they cover movie obsessions, road gig nightmares, cancel culture debates, and the lost art of hanging with comics. Plus, they swap insane showbiz stories, true crime rabbit holes, and the eternal struggle of keeping spong...

Mike Lawrence and Mike Vecchione join Mark and Sam for a wild one, covering everything from the grind of early NYC comedy and insane club stories to working with Brian Cox on a TV project. They rip through movie hot takes, bad reviews, Fight Club myths, Sopranos deep cuts, Will Smith’s awkward rap comeback, and why some comics should have “died at 50.” They swap roast battle war stories, gripe abo...

Jessica Kirson joins the pod this week and nothing is off-limits—comedy bombs, sex clubs, Mardi Gras madness, and plane etiquette wars. Mark and Sam get into it with Jessica about hecklers, shady green rooms, wild Berlin stories, and what it really takes to kill at a comedy fest. Plus, they spiral into nepo baby gossip, SEAL Team Six conspiracies, and why teenagers might be the scariest people ali...

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Jim Norton joins the show this week and it’s a wild ride. The guys dig into comedy legends, Hollywood gossip, TV nostalgia, and some very questionable award show outcomes. There’s movie hot takes, roast stories, and a little chaos from the Big Easy. Plus, a deep dive on why performance order can make or break a set. Check out Jim Norton's new stand-up special Unconceivable — now streaming free on...

Larry Charles drops by and the comedy wisdom flows. The boys dig into his wildest adventures with Sacha Baron Cohen, the mystery of Seinfeld laughter, and what it was really like leaving one of the biggest shows in TV history. They debate the death of the movie theater, the beauty of undignified characters, and why pet peeves make the best punchlines. Plus, tales of Johnny Carson, toaster oven rag...

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The great Kumail Nanjiani joins Mark and Sam for a hilarious deep dive into comedy origins, Hollywood madness, and unforgettable bombs. They swap war stories from the NYC and Chicago stand-up scenes, break down the art of the riff, and relive Kumail’s wildest onstage disaster (hint: swastika tattoos don’t land at Holocaust benefits). Plus, Kumail shares how he transformed for Eternals, his love of...

Dolph Lundgren pulls up and the boys go deep—Viagra talk, Warhol stories, and that time he almost starred in Gladiator. They kick things off with a Sandler sighting at the club, debate the confidence of gay men, and take some wild swings at modern fashion. Dolph opens up about his return to the big screen, Nordic tours, and directing behind the camera. Plus, they relive ‘90s Simpsons gems, sip cla...

Joel McHale joins Mark and Sam to throw back some drinks and dive into a wild one—swapping stories about Rodney Dangerfield and Paul Reubens, breaking down cancel culture and Demolition Man predictions, and reminiscing on stage life, reality TV chaos, and hair transplant regrets. Plus, Joel dishes behind-the-scenes moments with Seth MacFarlane, Mark Wahlberg, and the highs and lows of being a Holl...

Jordan Jensen joins Mark and Sam this week for a wild one—airport brawls, candy addictions, and what happens when you grow up playing “No Kisses Today” with your mom. They break down the chaos of taping a Netflix special, the psychology of Spanx, and why Toronto might just beat New York. Plus, old-school peeves, parenting confessions, and a strong anti-tampon stance you didn’t see coming. Sponsore...

No guest this week, but Mark and Sam are all over the map. They kick things off with Hollywood gossip and late-night mishaps, then detour into veganism debates, tragic car accidents, and why lamp switches are the real enemy. They relive playoff heartbreak for the Knicks and Celtics, share Euro trip highlights from Iceland, and break down why navigating language barriers is harder than ever. Plus,...

Listen to Eric's podcast “Bombing with Eric Andre” from iHeartMedia and Will Ferrell’s Big Money Players Podcast Network –– with new episodes every Wednesday Eric Andre rolls in an hour late and somehow still steals the episode. The boys break down YMCA shower farts, sleep apnea setups, and why every redhead is a gamble. Mark and Sam pour Lagavulin 16 while debating whether Cary Grant was bisexual...

Tonight on We Might Be Drunk, Mark and Sam are joined by the always hilarious Ed Helms! They dive into comedy myths, Midtown memories, and the unexpected inspiration behind his new book SNAFU. From joining The Office to Cold War nuclear schemes and wild Vegas tales, this episode is packed with sharp wit and surprising turns. Ed also opens up about health, humor, and why cast chemistry is everythin...

Tonight on We Might Be Drunk, Mark and Sam welcome Big Jay Oakerson for a no-filter deep dive into the wild world of stand-up comedy. From dissecting racial punchlines and controversial ‘80s movies to chaos at Caroline’s and a full-blown comedy club meltdown, Big Jay brings the stories only he can tell. They also unpack the fine art of winning over hostile crowds, the rise and fall of podcast empi...