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Ice cream euphemisms, lettuce on pizza, which Avatar bender nation we are, and the dangers of Sleep Milk.

We began our trek through the Disney Channel Original Movie universe with Don’t Look Under The Bed, a clear ripoff of the “beloved” and “critically acclaimed” Drop Dead Fred. Rachel insists this will be the worst, but history has proven that she's a liar. I checked, the pool was water first.

Now you get to hear what we’re like in the same room. Spoiler: It's also bad. Believe me when I say I cut like twelve different rants from this one.

Celebrating the halfway point of 2025, we spill our current picks for favorite albums. Rachel also talks about a lot of albums that aren’t her favorite picks because why not. Control is an illusion. Read Dungeon Crawler Carl.

It’s also disgusting expensive and is actively killing you, that’s the tradeoff for being fly AF. We got some halfway decent distractions from the wildfire happening outside. Don’t jinx it with “how much worse can it get?” because we already did that.

How do people without arms wipe? Well we don’t answer it. We also don’t answer a handful of other stupid questions.

I don't know what you want from us. Yeah, there were two of these life events and by golly we're just innocent men.

You know what I think the world needs? More opinions on the Star Wars. So this week, we’ve explored the cream of the crop.

We take turns forcing the other into the wrong side of a debate. We employ the dirtiest tactics to win these fake arguments with each other. Gaslighting, backstabbing, lying, pandering, nothing is off the table.

Guessing movie plots or real life crimes is a skill I’m proud to put on a resume, and it’s also the theme of this episode. Melancholia sucks.

Our friend hit someone with her car and just left the scene. Allegedly. Also we discuss kidney stones, doctor diapers, augmenting fart sounds, and how underrated A1 sauce is.

We explore just the tip of the Honey, I Shrunk The Kids franchise, being just the three movies. Well, really just the first two since the third could be summed up with a heavy groan.

We discover if our friendship is toxic or not and the answer may surprise you. I said may. Then we answer some complicated questions and Gamage talks about John Mayer a lot. 

“We” talk about the modern horror movie and rate them in a lightning round fashion. Unfortunately, Rachel hasn’t seen most of them so this is pretty much all one sided.

We talk a lot about TV shows we like around what was intended to be a 'No Stupid Questions' episode. But hey, Adolescence is great right? 

We try that millionaire trivia game again. This time, Gamage takes it more seriously and Rachel proves once and for all that she doesn’t know anything about Gamage.

Gamage tries his luck and knowledge in a bout to win a million dollars that Rachel definitely for sure has..

No I’m not being cute, it’s terrible.

We forgot to do some ad reads so we're dedicating this episode to our generous sponsors who are definitely real. Here's the [THIS LINK HAS EXPIRED].

Checking out costumed crimes and fast food crimes because the serious ones bum us out.

Cat weddings, sea monkeys, goo-tubes, coyote pee, scrambled butt eggs. No, I’m not reciting the dementia ridden scrawlings of my grandma’s shopping list. 

We watched Small Soldiers, a super realistic movie about action figures designed with weapon grade military chips that make them sentient. 

Giant cats, transdimensional Taco Bells, and Animorphs are all present in this latest drop of Would You Rathers.

You had me at elemental kung-fu kangaroos, but you lost me almost immediately. Warriors of Virtue had potential to be the coolest movie for every twelve year old but continuously drops the ball as if every day is new years eve.