We Hate Movies

On this super-powered episode of the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, we're chatting about the D-grade MCU entry,  Thor: The Dark World!  Oh, if only they'd resisted the urge to shoehorn Loki into this film after his popularity skyrocketed! Why can't we see more of Asgard (or any of the other realms) and ignore all those Earth fools? And did they absolutely have to make the wonderful Christopher E...

On this episode, the 2022 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to Toon Town as we chat about the, let's just say, not-for-us sensation,  Despicable Me!   Precisely how many other film properties are we borrowing from with all this? Why does no vocal performance here feel inspired in any way whatsoever? And what in the  world  is with our society's fascination with these Minions? PLUS: How about a...

On this episode, the 2022 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza gets all fun for the whole family with a polite, not-at-all crude conversation about the 2001 smash hit,  Cats & Dogs!  Is the CGI better in this film than in any of the prequels? How weird is it hearing Tobey Maguire voice this Aw Shucks gentle puppy? And are we to believe that  Jeff Goldblum fathered this WASP child? PLUS: ScarJo and...

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues with the guys talking about the over-the-top sequel,  The Expendables 2!  How great is this cold open? Why did they insist on jamming all those 'cute' nostalgia lines into the script? And why do these kinds of movies treat Eastern Europe like some sort of eerie, faceless, Bermuda Triangle-type place? PLUS: A surprising edition o...

On this week's episode, the 2022 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza—a period of time in the WHM schedule where they drop episodes exclusively on bigger, more well-known titles that may or may not have been released in the summer because the release date is actually irrelevant to the title of the series—kicks off with an episode on America's favorite midlife crisis drama/family western comedy,  City S...

On this month's WLM , the guys are chatting about one of the all-time great Steve Spielberg classics, Jurassic Park! How out-of-this-world excellent is this John Williams score? Does it get any better than Goldblum and that open shirt? And would it have killed them to make it just the slightest bit—::DINOSAUR ROAR::! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with countle...

On this week's episode, the gang was live on the Internet a while back chatting about the 2021  Mortal Kombat reboot! Yes, this was the film that had a horrendously animated all-lizard Reptile, a really cool prologue sequence that feels like it's from another (better) movie, someone getting stabbed with their own frozen blood, and, you guessed it, a no-name protagonist that no one in the audience...

On the maiden voyage of our latest Star Wars Universe re-cap show, Obi-Pod Kenobi , we're chatting about the first two parts of the Disney+ limited series!  How great is it to see Ewan McGregor slide back into a role that is far-and-away the best part of the prequels? Why did handsome Sung Kang have to be completely covered in—HULLO THERE! This episode is for subscribers only. To instantly access...

This week on the program, the gang is having an absolute ball talking about the Tony Scott action classic,  Top Gun!  How fantastic is it to see the great James Tolkan basically playing Principal Strickland, but in the Navy? Does Kelly McGillis's character live in the same house as Carrot Top and his buddies in  Chairman of the Board?  And how come we couldn't get a little more Merlin? PLUS: Every...

Recorded 10.13.21 at Hilarities in Cleveland, OH On this week's episode, it was the gang's first time back on the road in two years and they were pumped to chat about the totally bonkers slasher sequel, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors!  How ridiculous is it that this actor looks exactly like Bill Maher? Why couldn't we get a little more with that eerie Freddy puppet? And why does L...

On this week's episode, the gang goes back to King Country to talk about the lackluster 1984 Stephen King adaptation,  Firestarter!  Why was Gene Siskel so unimpressed with all these awesome explosions? Why do we bother using computer effects nowadays when blowing up a dummy is one of the greatest things a human being can see with their own two eyes? And where is the timeline where we got the wild...

On this week's episode, the gang travels back to the early 1970s to chat about a total foodie film set in 2022,  Soylent Green!  How fantastic is Edward G. Robinson in this movie? Who let Heston wear that hat the whole time? Could we get a few more scenes with that arcade machine? And what's going in that gross stew that Robinson cooks up? PLUS: Did Heston's character come of age during the early-...

On this week's episode, the guys are chatting about the incredibly dumb viddya game adaptation,  Max Payne!  How wild is it that he's a down-on-his-luck detective who  also has dead family baggage—what are the odds? Why would anyone do this Valkyr drug recreationally? And how in the world does Beau Bridges not get the Credit Hammer at the top? PLUS: Get ready for the next big Nintendo craze,  Supe...

On this week's episode the gang finds themselves in a bit of a  We  Like Movies  situation as they chat about the outrageously entertaining Paul W.S. Anderson film,  Event Horizon!  How great is Larry Fishburne in this movie? Should they have just gone all-in and made this another  Hellraiser- in-space film? Why can't anyone just say it's Hell they're going inside? And look out, we've got ourselve...

On this Patreon-exclusive We Love Movies episode, the gang is chatting about the completely outrageous, totally fantastic, sidled with a shit-eating kid action classic, Last Action Hero! Is Robert Prosky living in that projection booth? And Columbo-esque follow-up question, did he intend to take his own life on the—WHOA there! This full-length  WLM episode is available to subscribers only. To acce...

Recorded 11.19.21 at the historic Orange Peel in Asheville, North Carolina On this week's episode, the guys are live in Asheville, NC chatting about the outrageous Arnold & Danny "family" comedy,  Junior!  Why is Danny DeVito's fertility clinic simply named "The Fertility Clinic"? Is Arnold reading medical dialogue off of clipboards? Why is this ex-wife just popping in like Kramer? What busine...

On this edition of  WHM Mail Bag , the guys are reading letters from folks who accidentally watched  Sleepers  with their grandmother, vomited on their girlfriend on an amusement park ride, got stuck talking with a Swedish granny shagger at a party, and more! PLUS: They answer some Qs from the audience and give their opinion about the Oscar ceremony, including who got Farina'd, The Slap, and much...

On this special broadcast, the gang is chatting about the new Marvel snoozer,  Morbius!  Why in the world didn't they bite the bullet and make this the R-rated film it was meant to be? What is Jared Harris even doing here? How is this vampire movie so un-horny? And were they kidding with the way they advertised Keaton here? PLUS: The guys imagine how great it would be to podcast from International...

On the final episode of the 2022 Listener Request Month, the gang welcomes back dear friend and James Gandolfini expert, Justin J. Case to chat about one of the snooziest movies to ever snooze from start to finish,  The Last Castle!  How does Robert Redford cure that dude's racism in under 24 hours? Why doesn't the script give Gandolfini even a single scene where he's not publicly humiliated? And...

After taking a week off to celebrate episode 600, Listener Request Month is back on track as the gang chats about the totally outrageous Tony Scott action comedy,  The Last Boy Scout!  What in the  world is going on with this opening action scene? How fabulous is the "Friday Night's A Good Night (For Football)" song? And holy moly, that was a lotta squibs on Halle Berry! PLUS: Is this the most hun...

Holy smokes, it's somehow the 600th episode of  We Hate Movies!  And on this very special episode, we reach the conclusion of our coverage of live action Larry the Cable Guy movies with the truly abysmal  Delta Farce!  Could this movie  be any more 2007 trapped in amber? Why did Keith David need to do this movie? And how many dads and uncles slapped their knees red at all the racist shit in this c...

On this week's episode, the 2022 Listener Request Month continues with a discussion around Andrew Niccol's  Gattaca  follow-up,  S1m0ne !   Why didn't they realize this concept had to go full-satire to work? Why did we need so much with the tabloid reporter characters? And are we to believe that Al Pacino's character becomes a CGI master all on his own in less than a year? PLUS: Pacino runs some l...

On this week's episode, the 2022 Listener Request Month kicks off with a discussion around the absolutely disgusting family film,  The Adventures of Pinocchio!  How terrifying is it when this puppet struggles to speak? Why are none of these human beings shocked to see this puppet walking and talking? And what in the world was with all that mouth frosting at the bakery? PLUS: Has everyone read the...

On this week's episode, the gang is live from the Bell House in Brooklyn as they celebrate a decade on the air (one year late) by talking about Douglas Cheek's  C.H.U.D.! This scuzzy NYC cult classic was a staple in the early days of WHM movie hangs, so it was only appropriate the guys (at least attempt) to chat about the film live on stage! This show featured the first  live edition of The VHS Tr...

On this month's We Love Movies selection, the gang is tackling BOTH parts of Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill  saga. First up on this ep, it's all about Vol. 1! How fantastic is the music in this film? Has a QT cast ever been better, or more—HEEEEEEY MAAAAN! This episode is for subscribers only, JAAAAAAN! To access the full show, and be ready for next week's  Vol. 2 drop, along with hours of exclusiv...