We Hate Movies

On this week’s WLM episode, the gang welcomes back friend of the show, New York Times columnist and co-host of the Unclear and Present Danger podcast , Jamelle Bouie to chat about the fantastic crime drama, Thief ! Does anyone else put process on screen like this, and is it even half as interesting as when Michael Mann does it? How incredible are Jim Belushi’s Hawaiian shirts in this movie? And do...

On this episode, our We Love Movies month kicks off with a ridiculous dissection of the stone-cold classic, North by Northwest ! With all his running around, how many opportunities does Roger Thornhill have to bathe throughout this movie? Is it possible to watch this start to finish without wanting a cocktail? And how realistic is it for someone to try and kill a guy by hitting him with a plane in...

On the terrifying conclusion of the 2022 Halloween Spooktacular, the guys welcome back friends of the show, James A. Janisse and Chelsea Rebecca from Dead Meat to chat about the outrageous (and superior to the original) sequel, Leprechaun 2 ! What’s the deal with Leprechaun’s man servant he’s had with him for centuries? How creepy is his “Wedding Chamber” he stashes the girl inside? And dear lord,...

On this exciting edition of the WHM  Mail Bag , the guys are reading letters about terrible teachers, disgusting movie promotional material, and one of the worst liars to ever live. Plus, ALL November WLM content is revealed, including special Patreon material! And that's not all! We even start things off with an all-new VHS Trailer Game!  Want your weird stories read on the air? Have a question f...

On this episode, the 2022 Halloween Spooktacular goes back to the Catholic Horror realm with the outrageous sequel, The Exorcist III ! Has George C. Scott ever played a more unhinged powder keg of a character? Has Dourif ever been better on-screen? And what kind of maniac goes and sees It’s a Wonderful Life 37 times in theaters? PLUS: George C. Scott gleefully recommends his ex-wife for the role o...

On this episode, the 2022 Halloween Spooktacular keeps rolling through Franchise Town as the gang chats about the 1981 slasher sequel, Halloween II ! How delightfully unhinged is Loomis in this one? Do we see that EMT’s taint in the hot tub? How hilarious is the comedy duo of Brackett and Loomis? And was that really the best wig the costume department could find? PLUS: Loomis freaks out at a movie...

On this month's spooktacular WLM, the guys are chatting about one of their all-time faves, John Carpenter's OG Halloween ! How drunkenly annoying is Loomis to anyone and everyone he encounters in the film? How much butter did Annie spill on her shirt to necessitate doing laundry? And how many of these Haddonfield parents are—LONNIE! GET YOUR ASS AWAY FROM THERE! THIS EPISODE IS FOR SUBSCRIBERS ONL...

On this episode, the 2022 Halloween Spooktacular kicks into high gear as the gang chats about the ridiculous sequel, Hellraiser: Bloodline ! Why bother with this terrible future-set framing device? Couldn’t we get a little more Adam Scott for our buck? And where in the HELL is Butterball!?! PLUS: Be sure you select the Demon-o’s Delivery Insurance when ordering all your demons and souls online! He...

On this week’s episode, the gang welcomes back long-time friend of the show, Angelica Jade Bastién to chat about the ridiculous, sci-fi teen thriller, Disturbing Behavior ! What’s with this obnoxious UV character and all his hype man stuff? How stupid was MGM thinking they could mindlessly strip 40 minutes out of this movie and have it still make sense? And why can’t we get any career justice for...

This week on We Hate Movies , the guys are ready to go play in the mud one more time as they talk about the FOURTH installment in the beloved, flatulent, animated franchise, Shrek Forever After ! Why have a gigantic goose in your fairy tale movie if you’re not going to have it lay a golden egg? Why does this movie start like a Cassavetes drama? And did they really pull an It’s a Wonderful Life for...

On this week's episode, this title may be on the H feed, but it’s a total WLM as the guys welcome back friend of the show Josh Lewis, from the Sleazoids podcast to help spread the word about the totally under-seen action classic, Stone Cold ! How great is this cold open in the grocery store? Was The Boz’s mullet designed by NASA? And just marvel at this wild helicopter stunt at the end! PLUS: The...

On the season 13 premiere of We Hate Movies , the chicken comes home to roost as the guys are, thanks to Chris’s VHS Trailer Game victory, forced to talk about the colossal, Dan Aykroyd-directed failure, Nothing But Trouble! Why is it just the two shots with the dick nose? Why did WB let Danny take the helm instead of cancelling the project outright? And what is going on with the giant babies? PLU...

On this month’s WLM, the gang is chatting about the fantastic second installment of one of the greatest film trilogies of all time, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers! In the extended edition, how hilarious are all the additional Christopher Lee puttering around his house scenes? Has Ian McKellen been any better than his transformation from Gandalf the Gray to Gandalf the White? And how great d...

Recorded live at City Winery, November 21, 2021, in Nashville, TN This week on the program, the guys have one more week to soak up the sun before the start of season 13, so they're releasing their hilarious show on  Footloose , recorded live in the great city of Nashville! Why did this town think to outlaw dancing, but not drunk driving? Is this the most handsome Chris Penn ever looked on screen?...

Recorded live at the D.C. Improv, April 26, 2022, in Washington D.C. The days are getting shorter and the summer is winding down, but the guys are still kicking their feet up at the beach, so this week they’re releasing their outrageous live show on Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot! How weird is this mother/son relationship between Stallone and Getty? How many Jurassic Park victims can you shove into on...

On this edition of our Lifetime movie chat show, we're talking about the outrageous, nearly Vivica A. Fox-less thriller, The Wrong Roommate! This wild movie, from A Talking Cat!?! auteur David DeCoteau, features Vivica A. Fox as a detective cold on the trail, a handsome stud who may be interested in teenage girls, and Eric Roberts as a—whoa there! This episode is for subscribers only! To access th...

On this edition of  WHM Mail Bag , we're reading some un hinged letters AND announcing new tour dates for the fall! As we opened the mail bag last night, letters flew out about encountering The Dice-man buying CDs to copulate to, a nerd freaking out about not seeing an  X-Men Origins: Wolverine trailer, an  American Pie actor playing Nickelback covers, someone's dad creating Minions, and more!  PL...

Recorded live at the Comedy Zone, November 18, 2021, in Charlotte, NC Still grilling on the beach and pounding margaritas on vacation, this week the guys are releasing their outrageous live episode on the total Dadfernoon classic, Under Siege!  How fabulous is Gary Busey's drag routine? Why is this captain insisting on having a surprise party? And did Poppy Bush's re-election campaign strategicall...

On this month's WLM, the guys are chatting about one of the absolute best films about a dead guy who gets turned into a robot, Paul Verhoeven's Robocop! Has there been a smarmier, nastier villain than the great Kurtwood Smith's portrayal of Clarence Boddicker? How great are all the interstitial TV bits? And why have we, as a society, moved so far away from—FREEZE, CREEP! This episode is for subscr...

Recorded live at the Majestic Theatre, October 16, 2021, in Detroit, MI On this week's show, the guys are still on vacation, so they are once again unlocking the WHM vault present to you this super-fun show from last year where the topic of conversation was the crummy sequel,  Robocop 3!  Why did they need to add rockets and make Murphy fly? Shouldn't this film have just been about Robocop trainin...

Recorded live at Laugh Boston, April 24, 2022 in Boston, Massachusetts  WHM may be on vacation, but the laughs keep coming! On this episode, it's the live show where we made our triumphant return to Beantown to talk about the Sylvester Stallone/Arnold Schwarzenegger team-up film,  Heat for Morons— er,  Escape Plan!  Why did we need to see Sly break out of a completely unrelated prison at the begin...

On this episode, the guys wrap up season 12 with an unofficial We Love Movies episode about Joel Schumacher's  The Lost Boys!  How great is it seeing all the fantastic camera effects on display? Was wardrobe getting any cooler in this movie than Edward Herrmann's hyper-80s threads? And is there a better blackout line in horror? PLUS: Larry the Cable Guy remakes  Manchester by the Sea!  Be sure to...

On this episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza goes back to the turn of the century as the guys chat about the big box comedy that kickstarted the Y2K-era boob comedy boom,  American Pie!  How horrendous is all the 1998 clothing here? Did everyone always recognize how obnoxious Kevin is as a character? And whatever happened to the other MILF guy? PLUS: The Queen becomes roomies with John Way...

On this episode, the 2022 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza puts on its sandals and raises its sword to the sky as we chat about 2010's  Clash of the Titans! Why is it that  every monster in this movie had to be as big as a house, meanwhile most of Harryhausen's 1981 monsters are much smaller and  way more terrifying? Why did we have to make this an edge lord revenge film instead of a fantasy/romanc...

On this month's WLM, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza once again spills over onto the Patreon feed as we discuss one of the all-time great MCU films, Shane Black's Iron Man 3! How thrilling is it to have such a "small" story for this film, a welcomed shift from all the universe-ending Avengers-related stuff? Is the Air Force One rescue scene the best Iron Man action sequence we've seen to date?...