We Hate Movies

On this month’s superhero-sized W❤️M, the guys are boarding the Milano to have an intergalactic conversation about the totally fantastic Guardians of the Galaxy ! Could just anyone do the Groot performance? Why can’t more of these movies be this well-written? Does any other section of the MCU have this much—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours an...

On this week's On-Screen Live!  the guys are chatting about David Lowery's Peter Pan & Wendy and Kelly Fremon Craig's Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret. , checking in on this season of Succession (with a few spoilers!), reacting to the trailer for The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes , going over the weekend Box Office, and more! Be sure to catch us on the road in a few we...

On this week’s episode, the gang welcomes friend of the show and author, Brant MacDuff to chat about the pursued-by-bear survivalist thriller, The Edge ! How much of a genius is Anthony Hopkins supposed to here? Should you really be throwing an old man a surprise birthday party? And couldn’t someone have taken two minutes to at least eulogize that poor dead pilot? PLUS: A lengthy argument about wh...

In their first Mail Bag ep in quite some time, the guys are reading letters from intrepid listeners, answering live audience questions & more! Letter topics include horrendous crowds for Ari Aster films, botched DCP screenings, people mixing up The Big Lebowski with The Full Monty & one adorable performing chimp that 100% died of alcoholism. PLUS: The guys give some really horrible screeni...

On the final APE-ril offering, the gang is chatting about the better-than-they-expected Dwayne Johnson monster movie, Rampage ! Why, for the love of all that is good, do all DJ characters have to be totally sexless, even in this movie where ladies are coming onto him left and right? Are these sexy corporate villains brother and sister, banging, or both? And how fantastic was that big wolf attack s...

On this week's On-Screen Live! , the guys are chatting about Nic Cage as Dracula in Renfield , Russell Crowe wearing a hat as The Pope's Exorcist , Joaquin Phoenix freaking out in Beau Is Afraid , reacting to the trailers for The Marvels and The Last Voyage of the Demeter , going over the weekend Box Office numbers, and more, including the debut of a brand-new segment, SECRET MOVIE! Don't forget t...

On this week’s APE-ril episode, the guys check back in with Philo, Orville and Clyde in the cigarette and bad beer-filled sequel, Any Which Way You Can ! How are these fellas bareknuckle boxing in those tight slacks? How great was it back in the day when Truckers outranked Police in this country? And boy, oh boy, will this movie remind you to always check the car seat cushion before you sit down!...

On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys are chatting about The Super Mario Bros. Movie, Ben Affleck's Air , all the news coming out of the Star Wars Celebration —including a bit of Trailer Segment dedicated to the new coming attraction for Ahsoka —and much, much more! You're not gonna want to miss our VIRTUAL live show on the 2005 KING KONG! Get your tickets now—and be sure to bundle in that Afte...

On this week’s episode, APE-ril continues with a chat about George A. Romero’s totally bonkers helper-monkey horror film, Monkey Shines ! Should that nurse have been allowed to move in with her awful bird? Should John Pankow’s character be skipping so much sleep like that? Is it always this awful to work with a Stephen Root character as your boss? Has the Tooch ever played sleazier? And how about...

On this month’s We 🦧 Movies, we’re chatting about an ape-solutely fantastic piece of science fiction filmmaking, the 1968 Planet of the Apes ! How incredible is all the stuff even before we get to the apes? Have you marveled at all the fabulously designed—HALT! This episode is for apes and subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock hour...

On this week's On-Screen Live! , the gang's chatting about Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, Murder Mystery 2 and Tetris, analyzing the weekend box office, reacting to trailers for Marvel’s Secret Invasion, Wes Anderson’s Asteroid City and DC’s The Blue Beetle, and much more! Be sure to catch us on the road this spring when we play shows in San Francisco, Los Angeles and New Brunswick,...

On this week’s episode, the guys kick off APE-RIL with a chat about the outrageous kid-friendly monkey movie, Dunston Checks In ! How come nobody goes outside in this film? Are these kids eating room service steak every night? How incredible are Paul Reubens and Glenn Shadix in this movie? How does that dog survive the fall off the hotel's roof? And why did they bother with this useless older brot...

On this week's jam-packed On-Screen Live!, the guys are chatting about John Wick: Chapter 4, Children of the Corn (2020), Netflix's The Night Agent, and Full River Red, reacting to trailers for Nicole Holofcener's You Hurt My Feelings and Tim Story's The Blackening,  covering the weekend box office numbers, and much more! This is of course the audio-only edition of  On-Screen Live! , if you want t...

On the devilish 666th episode of the show, the guys are wrapping up Listener Request Month chatting about the absolutely horrendous witchcraft-centric teen action movie, The Covenant ! How did they not have a single scene of this paranormal high school movie set in the school's lunch room? What are the parameters of these guys’ witch powers? What is with this energy suck idea? And how awful is tha...

On this week's On-Screen Live! , the guys are reporting from the theater as they share their thoughts on the box office bomb Shazam! Fury of the Gods and the limited release Willem Dafoe one-hander Inside , catch up on the dreadfully-titled dino action flick 65, react to the trailer for IFC's Paint,  break down the weekend box office, and more! This is of course the audio-only edition of  On-Scree...

On this week’s episode, Listener Request Month forces the gang to watch the total action gem, Hard Rain ! Why didn’t Ed Asner bring Christian Slater in on the scam? How great were the leg workouts these actors got filming in all this water? Why does Minnie Driver’s character care so much about those church windows? And how much does Morgan Freeman despise test screenings? PLUS: All hail the new CE...

On this edition of On-Screen Live! , the guys re-cap all the ins, outs and what-have-yous from this year's Oscars ceremony, including Everything Everywhere All at Once and All Quiet on the Western Front running away with the night, Kimmel's hits and misses, Garage Rock Lady Gaga, and, mostly importantly, who got FARINA'd! PLUS: On top of recapping Hollywood's Biggest Night, the guys also give thei...

This week on the show, Listener Request Month continues as the guys do their best to hide all emotion while discussing the completely dreadful sci-fi romp, Equilibrium ! How did they botch that book size bit? Why were pillows outlawed in this society? And how much of a disgusting shit boy (DSB) is this little son? PLUS: Freddy Krueger returns after the citizens of Libria finally stop taking their...

This week on the program, the first WHM episode of Listener Request Month peels out as the guys talk about the Sylvester Stallone car racing dud, Driven ! Why can’t this movie decide on a villain? How terrible are all the CGI sewer covers? Why are those announcers getting so horned up over the car crashes? And guard your ears, this movie has one of the worst soundtracks of all time! PLUS: Does God...

On this month’s Patron-requested We ❤️ Movies, the guys are chatting about John Huston’s Rudyard Kipling adaptation, The Man Who Would Be King ! How wild is Michael Caine’s makeup for the bookends of this film? Has Connery’s butt ever looked better on screen? And wow, what a WILD—for the sake of the widow's son! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, along with a massive li...

On this edition of On-Screen Live!, the guys are going over the weekend Box Office numbers (including Quantumania 's hard fall in week 2); reacting to the trailers for the new Russell Crowe horror film The Pope's Exorcist and Netflix's Arnold action comedy, FUBAR ; chatting about Cocaine Bear,  and more! This is of course the audio-only edition of  On-Screen Live! , if you want the full experience...

On this week’s episode, the guys are chatting about the obnoxious Kid Power triumph, 3 Ninjas ! Is there an unrated version of this movie that’s more violent? Like where Tum-Tum gives a guy a Colombian Neck Tie or something? How terrible is the score to this film? And is this grandfather trying to raise an army of little domestic terrorists? PLUS: Couldn’t we get a Snyder/Grandpa in-the-early-days...

On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys are giving their thoughts on the weekend Box Office, Marvel's Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania , Liam Neeson in Marlowe , checking in on this first episode of the new Star Trek: Picard season, as well as doing the official drawing for the 2023 Listener Request Month selections! This is of course the audio-only edition of  On-Screen Live! , if you want the...

On this week’s episode, the guys keep the Valentine’s celebration going with an unofficial WLM all about 1981’s My Bloody Valentine ! How incredible is that Hollis fella? Was the town really going to fold if they didn’t have that Valentine’s Day dance? Couldn’t the kids have just brought packs of hot dogs to the town bar instead of the mining office’s commissary? How disorganized was that mental h...

On this week's On-Screen Live! the guys are talking about Magic Mike's Last Dance taking the weekend Box Office, along with Knock at the Cabin 's tragic fall, and reactions to several trailers that dropped during or around the Big Game, including Fast X, The Flash, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, Creed III, and more! NOTE: During the stream, YouTube decided to cut the feed when we were reacting to...