We Got The Chocolates

We simply had to get into the festive spirit and discuss our favourite Christmas, whether some traditions are better than others and identify who has the best ear for Carols! All the bells and whistles... well just bells actually. You will hear a few of them in the background. Here is how the episode went:   1:30 - Christmas Edition Stories  11:00 - Rogue Joke  13:00 - Must or Dust&...

We are on Gode's back deck this week which seems to improve everyone's mood! There is Bamboo behind us which leads to a wonderful Panda related joke from Gode. Skin continues to avoid puns like the plague and Leigh throws out millions of them. Here is how the episode went:   2:17 - Self Serve Things 5:30 - A Joke for you 8:21 - Thomas' Email  10:40 - Wedding Speech Cliches  17:00 -...

We tried a new game this week involving guessing songs and it went... well quite poorly. This obviously leads to Gode spraying everyone as per usual. We got another great Joke of the Day entry sent in which you have to hear. Plenty of laughs in this episode and here is how it went:   2:00 - We saw Burlesque 5:00 - Joke of the Week 7:40 - Why Gode hates Cafes 11:25 - Scratching Our Heads ...

Jana is in as guest host for this episode and brings a real voice of ... well mainly disappointment in us. It does make for great listening though! We cover things that irritate you, longest winning streaks in sport and what Google is suggesting you search! Here is how it went:   1:32 - Parenting 101 3:25 - The Joke  6:05 - Most Irritating Things  18:16 - Longest Winning Streaks&nbs...

Mitch has this recurring bad dream... where he goes to school nude. It's the first time we have ever heard of it, and he also hasn't had to go to school for about 8 years but sometimes nightmares are just too real. Gode also tees off about cricket a lot in this episode! Here is how it went...   1:12 Who is Who  2:10 Mitch’s Piss Poor Planning  6:10 Here’s Some Jokes 9:10 Gode Likes...

We try and get to the bottom of who is who on the podcast! We know the nicknames get confusing... particularly for us it turns out. We find out what Mitch sounds like with a higher pitch voice, and discover that some people enjoy beer during sex! Here is how it went:   1:20 - Leigh’s got a story 5:30 - Joke of the day 9:20 - Best time to have a beer 19:40 - Our favourite listeners  21:55 - Overtur...

Gode doesn't seem to be in the best mood for this episode... something about lateness is bothering him. You might not notice though, he barely mentioned it. This episode contains the Joke of the Day that has made us laugh the most. Here is how it went:   2:28 - Spa Etiquette  4:30 - Joke of the Day 7:55 - Namestorm 15:15 - League vs Union 21:35 - Country Puns Ambush  29:40 - Get Fact  36:30 - Frie...

If you have ever been to Brisbane you are no doubt familiar with the Gabba. It is about to be knocked down and rebuilt in preparation for the 2032 Olympics so we figured we should record an episode from right next to it! It was so loud to be honest so we apologise for that... but it was a lot of fun. Here is how it went:   2:15 - Gode's Story 5:10 - Cheers Dad 6:00 - Joke of the Day 9:35 - Listen...

Welcome if you are knew. Welcome if you have been here forever. We are trying to be the second best podcast you have ever heard. Every one remembers who comes second. We go through your survey feedback, discuss some cricket rules and teach you new Urban Dictionary phrases. Here is how it went:   2:05 - Leigh's got a story 7:00 - Joke of the day 9:30 - Your survey results 14:35 - T20 play on 21:20...

Reminiscing about some of the great ads that graced our television screens as we were growing up. No companies actually paid us to do this... we are sure they are all wonderful people though. Here is how the episode went:   1:37 - Hotspot Theft  4:15 - Joke of the Day 7:29 - Blink 18-2 Seconds 12:40 - Best Ads Ever 18:25 - T20 World Cup  19:15 - Max O’Dowd 31:10 - Friend of the Show 38:40 - You’re...

After months of badgering and interrogation by Leigh and Gode, Mitch finally got the knee dirty and proposed to Eloise. We thought it would be most prudent to get Eloise to come and    2:33 - Wrong Name Idiot 9:52 - Joke of the Day 12:15 - Eloise is engaged... to Mitch 20:38 - Best Proposal Stories  24:34 - Listener Josh has the best proposal idea!  26:55 - Your Tightest Mate (Ryan Matterson) 32:5...

Mitch is away on a romantic getaway so it is just Leighthal and Gode to get you through this week. Michael also fills in for Skin by contributing exactly zero puns for the episode. Here is how it went!     1:45 - Leigh got schooled by a sled 4:15 - Joke of the Day 5:55 - Give you a listening too 11:40 - Housekeeping 13:35 - Junior Rugby League 18:20 - Call Luai Daddy 21:00 - 10 fads you didn't mis...

We forgot to mention that this was our 150th episode actually. Or as someone on Social Media might say... our 150rd episode. Here are your key points!   1:35 - Gode’s got a story 3:00 - Joke of the Day 5:55 - Get a T-Shirt 7:20 - We Got The Chocs Trivia  8:30 - Corey’s Detailed Chat 10:10 - Social Sin Bin 19:00 - Must or Dust 31:15 - Mankad thoughts  39:00 - Ben and Jay ride around Australia 53:10...

Basically Jana just roasts us for 20 minutes which is rather enjoyable! Jack Wildermuth also calls in to discuss the best chairing off he has seen. Here is how the episode went:   1:41 - Weird Whattsapp Messages  4:47 - Joke of the Day 10:25 - Yarns with Jans  13:25 - Why are you in the doghouse? 22:50 - In your dreams 28:00 - AFL Brownlow  34:00 - Wearing oil in footy?  36:21 - Bledisloe Cup  41:...

Leigh was playing in a Second XI cricket fixture at the time of this recording so it potentially isn't the most thoroughly planned... but in good news, Gode spent exactly the same amount of time planning as every other episode (zero). Here is how it went: 1:40 - Gode’s Story: 4 year old coach 3:30 - Over the sickness 8:00 - Joke of the Day 9:50 - Skins Puns 12:30 - It’s Our Birthday 14:00 - Awkwar...

We don't actually know how we got through this episode to be honest. Leigh is sick, Gode can't see out of his eyes (he tells you that lots), and Mitch is ... well just regular Mitch. We have pulled together a classic though. No shocks to the system, here is how it went: 2:00 - Snowboarding Stories  7:05 - Joke of the Day 12:07 - Skin's Stats... Carlton 17:30 - Who wins AFL Flag this year? 21:...

Gode loves Ricky Ponting apparently and Mitch doesn't seem to love Grant Denyer... which is a strange person to have something against but Mitch sometimes doesn't need a reason. An intriguing episode and here is how it went:    4:30 - Smaller Ball 7:35 - Joke of the Day  11:45 - Gary Neville Orgasm 19:00 - Gode Bowls Backwards  20:35 - BBL Draft 27:00 - Gode Loves Ricky Ponting...

Gode using up literally all his sick days so we are without him again this week. Mitch and I just get down to business though. We cover Elvis chat, Dayne Zorko and choose a final Alpaca name. Here is how it went:   3:50 - The Spon Story  7:45 - Joke of the Day 8:40 - Elvis; any good? 12:45 - Dave 'The Brit" knows jack shit 14:30 - Australian Politics... kind of  16:25 - Golf Day 21:...

Gode is pretty disappointed in our movie knowledge and we slip in some of the Dad Jokes you love. Another great week on the tools we are pretty sure... maybe not for Dave so much. Here is how it went!    1:50 - Paul Green  3:10 - Gode has a Story 7:35 - Joke of the Day 11:40 - Terrible English Geography and History  15:10 - Alpaca Name Storm  20:50 - EPL Manager Punch Up 2...

Gode was on his 17th holiday of the year when we recorded this week so he wasn't there live but he still managed to show up plenty... and we had to go on record to edit a mistake from last week. Here is how the episode went: 2:30 - English Mistakes 7:30 - How much is too much lego? 10:30 - Joke of the Day 13:58 - Dreams crushed by penis 17:45 - Must or Dust 34:28 - Gode and Leigh Mic'd Up 40:50 -...

We actually think this is the best episode we have ever done... massively thanks to Andrew's story. Not our usual Andrew... another one. This is how it went: 1:30 - Weinerville  3:38 - Joke of the Day 8:00 - Your Favourite Egg  8:21 - Over Ripened or Under Ripe Banana 10:10 - Buy a Hat 11:36 - Pre Season Torture 14:48 - Your Most Humiliating Moment 18:21 - Andrew's Story 26:34 - Commonwe...

Kate McCarthy joins us to give a different perspective on the AFL commentary debate which has been brought to light in the last couple of weeks. We also play our favourite new game (a rip off of two truths and a lie) and it is on movie quotes this time. Here is how it went.    3:18 - Dog or Child? 5:00 - Joke of the Day 9:30 - Scoooouuuttttssss 11:00 - Rex Hunt Facebook Rant 12:35 - Kate...

We are all back together and covering some huge issues that you have brought to us! Here is what you have to look forward to: 02:00 - Gode's 1st Birthday Blues  05:45 - Which eye do you take photos with? 08:45 - Joke of the Day 11:50 - Channel 7 v Cricket Australia  18:10 - The Worst TV Show Ever 21:00 - Must or Dust  32:07 - Give You a Listening To 33:30 - Birthday Wishing Etiquett...

One of the more challenging podcast episodes to put together so please do bear with us. We definitely got there in the end and even got a couple of familiar faces back and involved again! Here is what you have to look forward to: 1:00 - There is no Gode 1:56 - Disclaimer 3:00 - Leigh Got The Sockolates 8:00 - Rogue Joke of the Day 10:00 - We have hats!  12:30 - Get Savvy Tips 24:00 - Pop Cult...

What a huge week! Jana back on the podcast which is always a win for everyone concerned. Gode makes a huge admission, and Mitch gives us a serious education. Here is what you have to look forward to:   01:16 - How was Mitch on the buttons? 01:41 - Leigh with a Wedding story.  6:00 - Joke of the Day (It's Good).  08:00 - Jana Enters. 16:26 - How many times do you wash your feet? 24:0...