We Got The Chocolates

Annoying your partner, significant other or girl you are getting to know is a difficult skill to master, but we have a list of examples that are near perfect! We discuss whether going do the toilet during a phone call can be acceptable in any situation, and whether it is time for emojis to make their way into emails. We find a new friend of the show who claims he is a genius at movie trivia... and...

Jana is back and she is ready to decide whether our significant others have genuine reason for anger in regards to our annoying habits. Leigh has been embarrassing himself left, right and centre again which is hardly surprising. We actually think we have the best instalment of Nicknames for your mate yet! Finally, Jana makes her Taboo debut, and she has never experienced such extreme pressure. Her...

We are naming a boat this week and by the way we also have two requests to name real children! That surely says something about legitimacy of the Namestorm segment. Skin has an issue with exclamation points in titles, Mickus is the worst designated driver we have ever seen and Gode isn't remotely phased by the price of eggs skyrocketing. We also have a look at which stars have started their career...

Have you ever found yourself considering... if two famous people came across each other at an event, who would ask who for a photo? Well don't worry because we have thought about it for you. Leighthal talks us through a stitch up he experienced in his teaching days. We also have plenty of things you might find yourself relating to when we chat about random times in life we experience anxiety! Here...

Gode and Dascombe are best mates and somehow Gode generally manages to weave in a story about 'Dashy' every episode. Josh is over working in the USA on Major League Cricket but when he was back on a work trip (apparently) last year, we took the opportunity to record a podcast with him! Back then Major League Cricket seemed so far away from starting, however fast forwarding to today and it has alre...

There is no question that none of us are known combatants and Gode's story from the weekend really highlights that. We talk through the training schedule for jingle practice and name a new fridge. We don't want to give much away here, but one of the fridge names is all time. Of course we also follow up on the Scoop School saga because that is just what we do... we get to the bottom of things... ma...

Can you run a marathon and not tell anyone about it? Well certainly not on this podcast so instead we unpack the immense pain we experienced. We found out Mickus is a stinking bloke and he doesn't even try to deny it. Jana is on for her first 'Lyric Substitut-Skin' experience. She doesn't think we are weird at all... We also go through some classic 'Would You Rather' scenarios and try to guess wha...

Join us on this rollercoaster ride as we revisit Mitch's incredible journey as a result of flirting with the dangers of the odds game! From the moment he took a huge L in podcast episode 170, to the unforgettable pinnacle where his piston was pierced, this bonus episode takes you on a wild ride. You will hear some of the moments you remember all too well, however we also sat Skin down and asked hi...

Gode has a story about Leigh's keenness to save a dollar, there are plenty more nicknames for you to take to your workplace and we finally let you all know what we think of Baz Ball. Apparently no one is massively sold on the name though so we can feel a 'Namestorm' coming on! We brainstorm what items we would take if we were burglars and let you know when the new merch will be ready (although we...

Leigh recounts his misadventures as a terrible Brisbane tour guide, while Mickus delivers a fantastic Race Car joke. There are some lively debates on bragging about your coffee shots for the day, and checking eggs before buying them. We also explore some peculiar terms thrown around when purchasing a TV or filming ads... and we think they will leave you scratching your head. There is even time for...

We bring you innuendo-laden fake headlines that will keep you guessing. Test the caliber of your celebrity crush with Gode's snap or snub game, and discover the quirkiest things we do when we think no one is watching. Get stuck in! Here is how it went: 01:03 - Best Nickname  2:01- Babysitting… or is it? 4:39- Joke of the Week  7:50- Headline Hoaxes  14:21- Snap or Snub   2...

Skin went on a romantic trip, and just ducked out for a quick 18km run which Gode thought was a marvellous ideas. We get to the bottom of this "I love you" situation and explore the world of weird records and uncover astonishing achievements. We all shuffle through the topics pretty quickly... except Mickus he genuinely didn't know that you could shuffle! It might even be the week where Gode faces...

Is it possible to find silver linings in the most infuriating situations? Leigh had a serious mishap at the driving range that involves a cascade of golf balls, and our beloved Choccies (our listeners) join in the fun by sending in songs where they replace the lyrics with the word 'Skin,' resulting in a musical extravaganza. To top it things off, we put our movie knowledge to the test as we try to...

We dive into Mitch's less-than-stellar triathlon performance (spoiler alert: it's a comedic disaster). We'll also navigate through the wild world of social media comments, sharing the best and worst gems we've stumbled upon. Get ready for some pun-derful fun as we name a vacuum cleaner for you. Plus, buckle up for a heartwarming surprise as Mitch accidentally drops an "I love you" bombshell on his...

Jana joins us again to go through her 'icks'. We also navigate the world of red flags, green flags, and what it means for an event to be a 'tit-out'. We cringe, we feel uncomfortable and we use pet names but the good news is, this episode will get you thinking about your own quirks. We unravel an update on the anonymous farter, a recurring mystery that has captured our attention and there is even...

There are still so many unanswered questions about the Prince Albert piercing trip to Melbourne. Therefore, it was only fitting to have a Q&A session from the Choccies in this episode. One of the most asked questions to skin was, "What does you fiance Eloise think of it?" For this question, we had to actually get Eloise on to answer. Here is how things went: 1:08 - Magic Round Story  7:00...

This is probably the episode you have been waiting for ever since that iconic odds game moment! Skin spills all the juicy details about his wild piercing trip. From the piercer's studio to the healing process, he leaves no stone unturned. Meanwhile, Gode showcases his creativity by picking the punniest football team imaginable. And Leigh gets a taste of his own medicine when he crumbles under the...

Jana week on the podcast which means a couple of things: a) we cop plenty of heat for most responses and life decisions and b) there are far less puns but far more hateful reactions to Leigh's puns. We also get to speak to the lady who will have the huge (that's probably wishful) responsibility of giving Skin his Prince Albert. She almost alleviates all the worries in the world... almost. Here is...

Mickus is on holiday again this week, but we were sure to get him on the phone for his favourite seg, 'Must or Dust'. Skin runs us through some great life advice, Leigh is still talking about that premiership win, and Gode's game '2 Babe Ruth’s & an Anna Bligh' has had a nice little revamp, but can he defend his throne after last week's dominant quiz performance? 1:08 - Hat-tricks 4:24 - Joke...

Matt Denny stole our hearts last year at the Commonwealth Games in Birmingham when he won Gold in the Men's Discus. We have been wanting to get him on the podcast for ages to discus this (pun intended). He talks training, drug tests and celebrations. We also have a cautionary tale from a listener before Skin locks in his nether-regions piercing. Here is how it went: 1:00 - Matt Denny Jingle 2:58 -...

There is an age old question that we don't feel like has ever been answered properly, and that question is ... can you successfully podcast on Mad Monday? Well we will let you be the judge of that when you hear Leighthal's attempt throughout this episode. Make sure you listen the whole way through because we are reasonably sure you might want to leave a review after the way Gode finishes the episo...

Skin has definitely got himself in some strife by meddling with the 'Odds' game, so we wanted to see if there were other people out there who have fallen into the same trap. There a few more nicknames for your workmates and also some of the most memorable moments from sporting press conferences. You will struggle to not use the expression "Hung like a hamster" from this point on. It was also Skin'...

This week is all about getting some idea of how badly Skin's Odds Game loss from a couple of weeks ago is really going to hurt. Oh and we do mean, physically hurt. The good news is, Ethan is on the phone and he has had his Prince Albert for fifteen years and he is a wonderful fountain of knowledge for Skin (not to be confused with foreskin). Here is how things went: 1:22 - Gode Hates Waiting 7:00...

What is the one job that you wouldn't expect a camera operator to screw up? To be fair Mickus is a lot more than that for The Chocs. but goodness me he had a meltdown. Gode isn't convinced that a great excuse for losing is "I had a wet dream", Skin and Leigh team up for a game at the end which leads to some interesting arguments. Here is how it went: 1:05 - I wish I never... 4:10 - Joke of the Wee...

Some of the idioms and phrases we use in life are pretty strange... but they have nothing on the whacko ones we go through in this episode! Mickus had a nightmare of a day that we can't wait for you to hear about. Also Gode is a freak with his musical knowledge. Here are some key moments: 1:00 - We Suck at Organisation  5:53 - Joke of the Week  8:20 - Putting Mayo on Stories 13:15 - Are...