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Regrettable Purchases, F1 Chaos & The Second Letter Game! This week: 💸 Most Regrettable Purchase – We've all got one… some far worse than others. 🏎️ Formula 1 Recap – A chaotic weekend for the first race of the season! 🔠 The Second Letter Game – A challenge that’ll break your brain. 📢 Perfect Sponsorships Don’t Exist – But they do when we write them. Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and poss...

Cyclone Conspiracies, Job Fails & A New Game! This week: 🌪️ Cyclone conspiracy theories – The Bureau of Meteorology might not love this... 🗣️ Two new expressions learned – Gode knows all of them! 💼 Job fails from the Choccies – Some absolute shockers. 🪙 Heads or tails? – The real odds might surprise you. 🤔 New game: Slightly famous person or my friend? – Hilarious, but quite difficult! Hit...

Nine-Darters, Cyclone Names & Freakish Fielding! This week: 🎯 Nine Darters, Hole in One, or that cool thing in Snooker? – We'd struggle at them all! 🌪️ Namestorming a Cyclone – Quite topical currently. ⚡ Glenn Phillips is a freak – Genuine velcro hands. 📝 Funniest Test Answers – Kids = unintentional comedy geniuses. 🏆 The Most Famous Todd – The game nobody knew they needed. Hit play now fo...

Rats, Holes-in-One & Movie Makeovers! This week: 🏠 Hypothetical horrors – Would you rather find one person or 1000 rats in your house? ⛳ Hole-in-one odds – How likely is it, really? 🎬 Movie makeovers – Change one letter and create a totally new film. 📝 Spelling Bee showdown – Words were spelled, confidence was shattered. Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and some seriously questionable logic...

A free pun clinic, fake friends and Human Shazam Controversy! This week: 🤔 Complimentary confusion – Turns out, not everyone knows what it means. 🤝 Mickus: Best mates with everyone – Or so he claims. 🤣 Gode drops a top 3 pun of all time – Not just on this podcast, maybe anywhere. 🎵 Human Shazam controversy – Things get heated over rap. Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and potential friendship f...

Super Bowl, Kendrick, and Stinking Pink Up Lines! This week: 🏈 NFL & rap rankings – We attempt to understand both. 💘 Pick-up lines that won’t work (but are hilarious). 😬 Out of place moments – When have you felt like a total imposter? 🔍 Google Feud Revamp – Leigh still had to make up some answers. Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and trying to work out if there are own goals in basketball....

Laughs , chaos & questionable decisions! This week: Leigh was robbed … but only of his clothes. Sporting Icks – Some things just make you cringe! Choc Ramblings – You lot never disappoint. Punk Song or Quote? – Surprisingly harder than it sounds. Also... announcement, we are running very low on the Chocs Navy Cord Hat …only telling you in case you think you might like one . Hit play now! 📢 Yo...

Jana is with us this week … and she's not really impressed by Leigh's new proposal ideas! You do have to throw them out there though. What does the Australian Open have to do with Pasta Bake? Well that is covered this week as well as some of the strangest things children have said! Here’s what’s on the menu: Chocs in the Wild – a reverse 'how to' guide on being socially useful. Worst Proposal Idea...

We’ve made some terrible choices this week … and you’ll hear all about them all if you listen right to the end! But don't worry, it’s not all bad – we’re also brainstorming baby nicknames for Maeve, dreaming up sponsorship deals, and testing our Google search knowledge. There's laughs, life updates and stories that will have you scratching your head. Here’s what’s on the menu: Nick-Namestorm for B...

You know how we’re always on the hunt for laughs? Well tis episode is basically comedy meets social fails, which meets sports, which meets deckchair moments, and chats you’ll probably want to share with your mates (well, most of them). This week, there’s plenty happening. Here’s what’s on the menu: Leigh Can't Dance – some would have assumed but he's now been told very directly. Social Sins &...

Skin is a Dad. Not like how we went through that phase/ are still sometimes in that phase of calling Mickus Daddy, but he's an actual genuine Dad. We don't know if we asked any god questions about the whole experience sorry, we were all just really excited. Do not fear though! We really found our feet after this. A Choccie listener has Virat Kohli's next career moves sorted out. Dizzle (Leigh &amp...

How have we gone the order here? This was based mostly off engagement and general vibe on the social cutdowns from these podcast moments. Well, that combined with the decibels of laughter that we recalled from when each moment occurred. Oh and we liked to use how much Skin enjoyed them as a great guideline for close judgement calls. With this flawless system adhered to, we now present you what we...

Be sure to subscribe to the new podcast channel on YouTube ! From the start of 2025 all of our full video podcasts will live over there, and the current YouTube channel will continue to host our ‘ Dad Jokes, Don’t Laugh’ and other challenge videos! This week we ran into the one and only Adam Gilchrist... And completely deck chaired (folded under pressure). And that really set the theme for the epi...

We have returned from Japan with plenty of stories regarding the calibre of toilets, vending machines and capsule hotels! We can give you plenty of Do's and Don'ts from our own travel experiences. Actually we certainly focus more on the Don'ts. We have a piece of advice for all journalists covering cricket this summer. There are more nicknames for mates and some of them are so specific they requir...

We are joined this week by Tim Naki, who has amassed a major following by betting 10c for every follower on the blackjack table.  We learn plenty about the strategy of Blackjack, come up with a nickname for his friend Rob, and Gode and Tim ambush the podcast to bond over horse racing.  Hell of a fun chat with Tim! Hope you enjoy. You can follow Tim on Instagram here . Very appreciat...

Jana is ready and raring to confirm whether some of the 'Icks' Women have for Men, that we see on social media, are actually real. Fair to say that Leigh and Skin feel very targeted in this segment! Gode has some things he needs to get off his chest in a new small segment where he moans about things that annoy him. Oh he also wants it sponsored immediately. Leigh retells his and Mickus' flawless p...

There are songs but then there are also songs that have well and truly fallen off your radar but they still are class. That's what Mickus is looking for in his quest for the Ultimate Slapper. Leigh, Skin and Mickus all contributed deckchair moments to society last week, and Gode's reaction to each of them will absolutely not disappoint you. We get half a voice memo, a great Trivia game and a new F...

Is there a piece of celebrity drama that has hooked you in? We are coming clean on ours this week. Leigh has failed to impress Gode despite being on fire domestically across the weekend. Lyric Substitut-Skin got a revamp and it is back with a vengeance. The game also provides some real diamond and deckchair moments. We learn plenty of new terms in Fictionary but most importantly... create the grea...

Leigh and Skin have had a classic carpooling blunder. When we say a classic blunder we think there is a really good chance no one has done this before. We have some cracking Listen to the Chocs including a Halloween story that is more bad luck than bad management! Nicknames are something we use a lot in day to day life so we dive into some of the funniest nicknames we have had sent in! With the US...

Gode finished this episode by saying to Leigh, "I think that's the funniest thing you have ever said." We had stopped recording at that point so you don't hear it, but it really does set the tone for the episode this week. We named a Tesla, gave credit to some under-appreciated achievements you guys have notched up that weren't fussed over enough at the time and tried a new game! Footage of Skin b...

Leigh and Skin have been putting on a batting masterclass this Cricket season and Leigh wants to start a little competition with Skin around this! We have a Joke of the Week segment for you this week but this time with a twist, the jokes are from the latest “Don’t Laugh Challenge” YouTube video! Making mistakes is in our nature but Skin has some of the biggest mistakes people have made whilst at w...

Do you believe magic? You might after Leigh's story because he has been trying to work out this bowling ball trick for a few days now. Leigh has also had a mare this week when watching the show Wicked, he got half way through and then realised that the show is based on a pretty popular film. Skin presents some of the funniest wrong number text messages to the boys, one of them was too much for him...

Leigh and Skin's mum (Dizzle) actually sent them a cracker of a video which shaped some conversation around sentences that would definitely start an argument with your significant other. Mickus thought he was friends with a famous athlete... but he isn't. We have some reviews and voice notes that are real noodle scratches but we work through them. Gode has invented a new game which we workshop on...

Scouts, we were fortunate enough to chat with a guest who has done something pretty incredible. His name is Tim Franklin, and he just completed the ultimate marathon—he's literally run around the world! From the deserts of Australia to freezing conditions in Europe and everything in between, he’s taken on an insane journey that’s pushed his mental and physical limits. Now we chatted to him pretty...

We assume everyone is still celebrating the amazing Brisbane Lions win in the 2024 AFL Grand Final right? We don't even care if you are reading this in three years time! Gode has a horror story for Skin about parenting that had him thinking about his bathroom storage situation. We had an email from a listener asking for a Namestorm on the phrase 'That Slays' so that it's more acceptable for grown...