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Hygiene Fails, Sporting Feats & Multilingual Mischief This week: 🚿 Leigh’s Hygiene Disaster – One of the most uncomfortable public moments in Chocs history. 👀 Skin vs. Jonathan Thurston – An accidental staring comp with an NRL legend. 🎯 147s, 9-Darters & Sports Perfection – We attempt to understand elite sporting feats. 🌍 How to Say Penis Around the World – Mickus takes us on a deeply...

 Extra Curriculars, Angry Gode & Sheep-Related Mishaps This week: 📚  Skin’s After Hours Activity – He’s found a direct line. 👀 Gode’s Weekend Observation – Something caught his eye and absolutely fired him up . 🐑 Mickus vs the Sheep – An encounter in Dunedin that nobody saw coming. 🏷️ Nickname Hall of Fame – We go through your very best submissions. Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and...

Wedding Cakes, Engagement Mistakes & Selection Aches This week: 💍  Engagement Details Drop – Rochelle reveals how the proposal actually went down. 💭  Delusional Beliefs – Mickus is certain he could swim all day. 🏏  Shadow Cricket Confessions – Gode is happy for it to continue! 🧠  Silent Auction Trivia – How many Olympic gold medallists can we name under pressure? Hit play now for laughs, c...

Inside Jokes & Retirement Quotes From the best inside jokes that only you and your mates would understand to prepping for Leigh’s hypothetical retirement, this one is as rogue as Gode's general language. Plus, there’s a movie rec thrown in no spoilers (almost). This week: 🗣️ Inside Jokes from the Group Chat – Comprehension here is difficult. 🎬 Movie Recommendation – We watched it but you also...

Hand dryers, Gamesmanship, and a detour award! This week: 🚻 The Great Hand Dryer Debate – Some of these suck (and blow air). 🏉 Panthers: Cheats or Elites? – We argue. 🗺️ NZ Landmark or Made-Up Phrase? – A quiz with suspiciously scenic answers. 🥇 Friend of the Show Award – A very creative detour. Hit play now for a laugh and a tip of the cap to another engaged podcast host. 🛍️ Chocs gear is read...

💍 Engagement. Lawn mowers. Wizardry. Leigh proposed... a new segment idea. In this episode we also find out robot lawn mowers are a thing. Learn Harry Potter spells, and identify are favourite Kiwi music artists. This week: 🧠 Harry Potter Spell or Muscle? – Can we tell the difference between wizardry and anatomy? 🎶 Songs That Slap: Australia/NZ Edition – A real Trans-Tasman battle. 🤖 Namestorm...

Coldplay and Words we Might not Say! The whole Coldplay thing had everyone ducking for cover... well certainly two people. There's some magical things happening in Rugby and we find out just how hard it is to spell Irish names. Plus, there’s a Gen Z slang game that exposes one of us. This week: 📚 What came first: the Harry Potter book or the rugby player? 🕺 The Coldplay concert seemed nice. 🎧 “...

Birthday Tricks, School Flicks & Collingwood... Fans We are warming up for the first ever Chocs Chin Wag, there are some concerns about Leigh & Skin being late so we had to talk about that. But also this week: 🎁 Birthday Gifts – A life hack for the ages. 🎬 School Flicks – A nostalgia trip back to movie days at school. 🖤 Why We Hate Collingwood – Apparently there is no single explanation...

The Thinker’s Comedy Podcast (For Smart People Like You) We’re back with a slightly more intellectual brand of comedy this week… in fact couldn't be further from the truth. Here's what we’ve got for you: 🏃‍♂️ Gold Coast Marathon Recap – Who finished, who flopped, who needs new knees. ⛳ Hole-in-One vs Perfect Game (Round 2) – The debate rolls on. 🏉 Rugby League for Beginners – We pick a team for...

Late Night Yard Work, First Alcoholic Beverages and a Hole in One Ceremony This week we're joined by Jana , who brings farm life knowledge and a reluctant willingness to play Perfect Partners can she match answers with her husband? 🏆 Hole-in-One Presentation – Gode’s big golf moment, immortalised (sort of). 💘 Perfect Partners: Jana Edition – Relationship test or just intriguing confessions? 🎸 N...

Orcas in Hats, Weird Dreams & an Origin Win for the Ages This week: 💤 Skin’s Dream Diary – His daughter is producing monologues. 🏉 Leigh Wins State of Origin – Well his version of it. 📱 Social Sins & Wins – Finally... someone explains what POV actually means. 🐋 Orcas in Hats – You were as surprised as you are. 🧠 New Word Game – Skin steals like an artist. If this episode doesn’t make...

Office Visit Chaos, Trailblazing & Explaining Cricket (Poorly) This week: 🧍‍♂️ What even is a Keith? – We try to define why it’s accidentally become an insult. 🏏 Explaining Cricket to Newcomers – It's real hard hey! 🥾 Trail Running Recap – Scenic views, sore legs, and a parody song. 🎙️ Gode’s New Podcast Elevator Pitch – A bold new take on what this show actually is. Hit play now for laughs...

Footy Selections, Coffee Confessions & Spelling Madness This week: 🏉 State of Origin selection – Fairly self absorbed version. ☕ Coffee order hypotheticals – That are strangely real. ⚽ Ange’s Next Move? – We pitch some totally reasonable new careers. 🎤 Do we need meet & greets? – And should they be called something cooler? 📝 Spelling Bee – Is hypochondria even a real word? Hit play no...

Rude Towns, Tradie Nicknames & The Silent Auction Game This week: 📍 Funniest Town Names – Cockermouth, Muff, and more map-based mischief. 🛠️ Nicknames for Tradies – From Sparkies to Brikkies… some are questionable, but all are laughable. ❓ Questions Only – A segment where you can only speak in questions. 🎬 Celebrity Category Rankings (A–G) – One letter at a time. One argument at a time. 🫣...

Exes, Nepo Babies & the Origin of Everything This week: 🏷️ Describe Your Ex as a Brand – Skin has chosen the best. 💘 Perfect Partners: Leigh’s Turn – Can he read Rochelle’s mind? No is the simple answer. 👶 What Even Is a Nepo Baby? – Not convinced this is correct. But hopefully Ross Lyon can explain it. 🧠 New Game: What’s the Origin...al? – Did this State of Origin event or life event happe...

Mind Reading, Forbidden Letters & Smut This week: 💘 Perfect Partners – Can Gode, Skin, and Mickus read their wives’ minds? 📊 Skin’s Stats is back – The jingle alone is worth the listen. 🔤 Try Not to Say “E” – Easily the hardest challenge… damn it. 🇰🇷 South Korea Trip Wrap – Judge Judy isn't allowed there. 📖 New Game: Smut or Not? – Leigh reads aloud, you judge. This week it is important to...

Annie Dasec to get my head around this butt crack stuff! This week: 📅 Live show date confirmed! – Lock it in and start warming up your vocal chords. 🧢 Nicknames return – Some we think are the best we have been sent. 🏉 What was Jerome Luai’s dad thinking? – Genuine question. 🛠️ Mickus’ crack moment – Workplace fashion fail or calculated move? 🤯 End-of-episode guessing game – Again we just suck....

Namestorms, Full Kits & Hole-in-One Highlights! This week: 👢 Namestorming a work boot – Sponsored segment which is a huge result for everyone concerned. Check out the Avenger work boot here - https://www.worklocker.com.au/collections/bata 🤔 Gode in full kit... for the wrong team? – An intriguing Hypothetical. ⛳ Top 5 Moments from Hole-in-One – As good as we can do given the embargo. 🎶 Song...

Hole-in-One Predictions, Loofahs & Skin’s New Bio! This week: ⛳ We predict the Hole in One Events – Bold calls made just before the challenge. 💬 Social Sins & Wins – The best and worst corners of the internet. 🧼 Loofah debate – Are they still in fashion or officially dust? 📱 Writing Skin’s new Instagram bio – It gets kind of weird. Hit play now for laughs, practice podcasting, and a cl...

Solitary Confinement, Sex & Taxes and Basic Mathematics This week: 🎾 How Many Tennis Balls Could You Catch In A Row? – A year in jail is on the line (hypothetically). ☠️ Death, Taxes, And... – What things are certain in life? 🏏 Congregate Round – Should the BBL consider a Magic/Gather round style event? 🧮 Are You Smarter Than A Skin Grader? – Grade four was too easy, so we're trying out a 5...

Baby Talk, Gather Round & Golf Nicknames That Should Exist This week: 🍼 Things you can say to your baby, but not your partner – Some of these would get you in real strife. 🍻 Gather Round recap – Leigh tried to dodge shouting… with a very strange method. 🍽️ Build your own Masters Menu – Unlimited budget yet somehow we have pistachio nuts. ⛳ Reverse Malachi – We guess golfers based on the dum...

Footy Fights, Forgotten Sayings & On-the-Spot Puns! This week: 🏉 Is live footy overrated? – Potentially committing sporting blasphemy. 🧮 Could we pass a 4th grade maths test? – A million dollars is on the line (hypothetically). 🗣️ Sayings you’ve never heard – Some of these can't possibly be real. 🧠 Pun-demonium (New Game!) – We don't practice this stuff... until now. Hit play now for laughs...

This bonus episode is for everyone who’s ever witnessed a wedding moment that absolutely cooked it at the time but has since become a certified pub story. By the way, plenty of you seemed to have those stories. It’s short, chaotic, and full of reasons to try and not get quite so inebriated at the next wedding you go to! 🎤 Back Thursday with your regular episode. Love you x Hosted on Acast. See ac...

The dust has settled on a wedding fail story, Gode's choosing who to have a beer with & we now know what not to name someone if their surname is 'Land'. This week: 💍 Wedding Horror Story – Not the dress! 🍷 Whine of the Week – Gode off the long run. 🍻 Who Would You Get a Beer With? – Some strong/ tough match ups. 🎤 Finish in the Lyrics – What song do we clearly always sing wrong. Hit play n...

The strangest DPIC we've ever received, find out who is a vault when it comes to secret keeping & there are some Cheating Allegations! This week: 👀 Unsolicited DPIC – That’s DPIC with a “C” on purpose. 🎭 Cheating Allegations – Gode is pointing the finger, but there are more fingers getting involved. 🌟 Unhinged Reviews – We've have found the best and worst of the internet, 🎯 Slogo Game – A...