We Don't Have Time For This

Gemma is, because of course she is , spring cleaning! How fun is a good old fashioned de-clutter (stay with us).... and how annoying is it when a partner moves sh*t, puts sh*t in the "wrong" place etc... Then, there's a diamond situation and it's making us all sick. But that's what happens when you move house and go into labour on the same day. Then, Revz goes full pirate, and will someone reign h...

Coming to you "LIVE" from Tasmania, thanks to Stillwater Seven and Clover Hill Wines . This week, we really cover the full gamut on Whinge FM. Starting with the Emergency Department, like, who has the time guys? Not us! And if human children aren't enough, can we talk about "Fur Babies"? Revz has a gripe, and she's ready to lay it on the line ("don't @ me", she begs, like a big dumb, dumb). Then,...

Unpopular opinion... but can we all hold hands and say that sometimes it's just easier to solo parent? THERE! WE SAID IT. But, careful what you wish for. This week, we are looking into the future, with a special guest, Psychic Medium Anna Paola Boyd , but before we do (and oh, how we do), we reminisce about the past, and remember high school formals? Gem is still smug about her cheap-ass formal ou...

First up, scandal , is Gem up the duff? Cos Revz has done some detective work and if it looks like a jar of pickles and smells like a jar of pickles... MAYBE ITS A JAR OF PICKLES. Gem recounts her first kiss, which makes us mourn the loss of kissing, RIP The Pash. Then we talk about The Sex Talk and how Revz has given it multiple times. Then, look, we're ragey. And we're sick of being ragey on thi...

Ok, periods. Why? Just why? I mean, we know why but, please, have we not evolved beyond the blinding rage? Then we talk about intervention during birth and the further blinding rage we feel when people glorify “natural” birth #whateverthatmeans. Speaking of loving the drugs, we went OUT for Mother’s Day (jokes, there were no drugs) and we keep getting shamed for it. So, is Mother’s Day really for...

First up, the people need to know Gem's nickname, and Revz is on the case in this worldwide exclusive and it reminds us just how silly and insecure we all are about the dumbest things that literally no one else cares about. Speaking of names; to keep your name or change it when you get married? What about the kids? And here we go again at the p a t r i a r c h y. Also, throwing Gem further under t...

What's your most used emoji? Is it lol, a warm hug, Spanish dancer vibes or straight up murdery? Maybe it gives away your drinking problem (*cough* REVZ). We steal each other's phones and psychoanalyse where we're at based on tiny cartoons. Then, we get into a bit of self identity, pregnancy and how going from 0-1 kid and 1-2 kids changes who you are. Oh also, Gem has a biter on her hands and Revz...

Holidays: a novel location in which to parent! Revz recaps travelling with her Groms and we get into how travelling (even locally) has changed since having kiddos. Then, cos we're deep AF, we get into why women still don't really propose to men and how cool we think it is when women take charge of their own 👏🏻 damn 👏🏻 lives. Also, did you know you're a completely different person every 7 years...

Hoorah the school holidays are FINALLY over but the whinging kids and sibling fighting, does that EVER end? When you’ve had enough, is it ok to completely lose it in front of your kids? And what about with Hubs? We wonder if there’s a good and bad way to fight with your significant other. Now, it’s far less important, but Revz doesn’t know what to wear and it’s all she can think about. Gem on the...

Ok, full disclosure, we are a little loose this week, coming off the back of technical poddy issues and #dummygate , we are two sleep-deprived zombies. But we're here! And we're talking about Gem ' copping some crit' on the gram via the Mum Police and exactly how dummy weaning went down in her household. Revz has been knocked for six by a meme, and look, it's made her spiral. As if a brutal meme w...

We kick this week off addressing a call-out we got via DMs about beauty, but don’t worry it quickly descends into scrotox and deflect, deflect... LOOK OVER THERE, it's kids party time for us both and we sit on very different sides of the cake aisle. Gem puts on the Outsourcing Queen crown, Revz goes full art director. We don’t have time for extra-curricular craft being assigned outside of school h...

We're flipping the script this week, cos we wanted to open it up to you, Dear Listeners, in an Ask Me Anything , poddy style! But first, the Easter Bunny is coming for Raffa's dummy and Gem is shitting herself for what's to come. Revz has a little baby klepto on her hands which is probably not a sign of intelligence, although, watch us spin it that way. We talk drunk online shopping and even circl...

Have you ever run into your ex? Let me rephrase, have you ever run into your ex looking *Fire Emoji*. Well sometimes, just sometimes, life serves up a just dessert, and this happened to "Us" this week and "We" were both there for it and we may have merged into the one person at this point. Gem also experienced another parenting first / rite of passage and arrived at a pretty awkies realisation abo...

Drama, Drama, Drama! We had our first on-air fight over, wait for it, Harry & Meghan. Its the Brit v The Republican and spoiler alert, nobody wins. In the theme of confrontation, Gem tells us about an aggressive blow-up at her local playground and then in some kind of weird non sequitur we get into the hot topic of sharing your life on the internet - we reminisce about life pre-social media an...

With rampant-ass misogyny coming at us from every angle this week in the news here in Australia, we're in a mood. But its not all bad, REVZ WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH CHILDREN and nothing burned down, and Gem's sweet baby angel learned to call her Grandparents "stinky" 😳. The topic on the table this week, though, is the boys, and what is the best route for them in this world to hopefully make sure...

We're all thinking it, how much sex is everyone having? Well, not everyone everyone, more like, everyone with young kids who have been together for a while and are, well, tired AF. How much sex? Cos we feel like people are lying and that it's the new insta-status to be boinking for Australia. So, is it a sign of the quality of your relationship and just when is the perfect time, amongst all the ot...

We kick off today's show with some pass-ag gifting and then, oh what a surprise, Gem has another s#^t story to share about some #funkyjunk. Which gets us thinking, what are the differences between boys and girls and once again, does it really matter? Gem gets a boner for Malcom Gladwell and Revz is so over all the mums forecasting her motherhood experience. Will she make it to 7pm on yet another g...

If you want the tea spilt on all the supermarket deals around town (# MumPorn ?) this is the ep for you. She may not fit into the "school pick up mum" list, but The Good Mum LOVES a bargain and she is full of all the tips. Together, we heap shit on Gem, reminisce and literally do laundry. We chat to The Good Mum about raising babes, career juggles, ambition, marriage, and what makes a good Mu...

Sometimes, you just need a whinge. When is it ok, who can you whinge to and has whinging become our full time hobby? Speaking of hobbies, the husbands are at it again, wanting to have a life of their own and its a HARD NO from us. Also what’s the balance between full on Tiger Mom and Unsupportive when it comes to kids activities and did you know that Hanson are Dads on TikTok? Also, we’re making t...

What's the hardest, most undervalued job in the world? Staying home with your kids. End of. We discuss when we knew it was time to head back to work and what we'd do differently if there was a next time. We also get into some woo woo theories on full moons and kids sleep and somehow end up at how we met our husbands. WHAT A RIDE! - #notsponsored Kate Ultra Violette Queen Screen Gem Clubhouse - For...

Kate reveals how hard Gem's wedding was for her and Gem reveals how hard it was to lose her bestie to Motherhood #grouptherapy. Plus! Shocker, there's more sh*t talk, like literally, as well as a plan to get more botox. For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis. We would love to hear from you! Leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy...

What’s it really like to be in a soap like Neighbours? What do actors get paid? How do you get auditions and what do you do while you’re waiting around to be “picked”? Gem is feeling major feelings about her “slashie” career this week and she needs to talk about it. Also, making new Mum friends and why oh why must your kids out you for drinking too much? (No points for guessing who that happened t...

The moral dilemma of witnessing some shady Nanny behaviour when you know the mum. To meddle or not to meddle, that is the question. Kate does not have time for the school holidays this year. Oh and whoops, more stories of shitting in public, brought to you by the Northern Beaches Defecators. For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What comes after crippling self-consciousness and before radical self-love? No fkn idea?! It's a messy, contradictory, fraught and necessary chat about diets, exercise, body image and how instagram can trigger it all. For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

To find out or not to find out, that's a silly question! Gem and Kate discuss finding out the "gender" of your unborn baby and whether a gender reveal is cool, fun or on the nose. Also Bridgerton. Sexy, sexy Bridgerton. For more juice, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.