We Don't Have Cookies

This week Benny Mack returns to the show all the way from Auckland New Zealand to co-host this supersized episode of This Month's Dum***s of the Year. Benny has been a very busy man working for MTV but he was able to take time out of his schedule to be on the podcast. In an episode full of firsts, they name two winners of two months on the same show, simulcast the show on Periscope and name a dum*...

We Don't Have Cookies put on its 3rd stand up show at the Diesel bar in Springfield, Ohio on June 10th, 2017. The event was hosted by Miss Midwest Comedy Queen Amanda Sue. Mama Kate made her return to the stage after being away for 2 years following her Vespa accident. Jack Legg filled in for a comic who had to cancel. Jessica Graue featured and helped men understand that women poop too. Headlinin...

This week Jason is joined by comedian, journalist & professor Jessica Graue. They talk about her start in comedy, interviewing Joan Rivers, strip club food stories, a scenario from the This or That podcast, a new convenience store called 6-Twelve who is trying to put 7-Eleven out of business, a prankster gets harpooned on vacation, daycare fight club and more! Wanna contact the show? Send an email...

This week Jason sits down with hip hop artist Mission Man. Comedian, actor, author and Facebook user, Mike Canestaro first introduced Mission Man's music to Jason and he couldn't wait to have him on the show. Mission Man talks about his first gig inside a cd store, working with Henrique Couto, sings a verse of his song "Do What You Love" and more! They also talk about a crazy driver in Florida and...

Jason has finally moved into the podcastle! His first guest on the show after the move is comedian Mama Kate , which shouldn't surprise long time listeners. They talk about Jason's problems moving into his new place, his idea for a hidden camera show, she's on steroids, they discus their love of night time, lots of drinking stories and more! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthav...

This week Jason talks to Canadian actress and improv extraordinaire Tracy Rowland. They start off by talking about Jason seeing her on television right after her last appearance on the podcast, then learning that her friend and former guest Dwayne Mailman was also on that show too. They discuss a Canadian man who had his vanity licence plate that he's had since 1991 with his last name Grabher take...

This week Jason talks to comedian, actor, author and Facebook user Mike Canestaro . Recently Mike had an issue with a previous guest who was his former client. Mike talks about some issues that they had in the past leading up to a recent event that caused Mike to block him on the social media platform that he holds so dear. Mike also gives some advice to aspiring comedians and talks about the "nau...

Jason gives an update on what is going on with the show. What's going on? He's finally about to move! That means the show will be going back to once a week for the month of May but things will be back to normal in June. Speaking of June, a lot of your favorites will be back including Kenny Bolin, Benny Mack, Mama Kate and much more. He also gives a glimpse into what to expect for the months of Jul...

After talking about the "accidental episode" last week with Mama Kate and being very busy this week, this seems like the perfect time to release this episode. It was recorded on January 29th. Jason and Mama Kate talk about homeschooling, a church service in a bowling alley, Mama Kate's husband left her because she swore, parallel universes, paranormal experiences and more! This week's segment was...

We Don't Have Cookies returned to the Diesel bar in Springfield, OH for a great night of stand up comedy. The event was hosted by Amanda Sue who is Miss Gay Ohio and knocked it out of the park. Opening the show was Vahid who will be on the show soon, followed by Jack Legg and former guest Gary Henry who ended the first half of the show. After a quick break the show started up again with another fo...

This week Mama Kate stops by to talk about God's purge on Jason's life every 7 years, he won't give anybody his phone number, an amazing show at Diesel (which will be on the feed Thursday or Monday), a kid in Missouri had a poop themed birthday party, Jason wants a new cell phone, horoscope sign dates were changed a few years ago without Jason's knowledge or consent, a massage parlor pipes bust wh...

This week Benny Mack is back to help Jason crown a dumb*** of the year for March. The contestants are: Jason for messing up the file for the last show with Benny, a man who vows to eat Jason Segel's picture every day on YouTube until Jason Segel eats that guys picture (check out the videos by clicking here ), a man who juggled to get out of a DUI, a Canadian couple who drove over a frozen lake and...

This week comedian, actor, author and Facebook user Mike Canestaro stops by to talk about smoking bed bugs, webcam spammers, his upcoming segment for the show, Katz Lounge and answers a question from the last guest. They also talk about Jason 's trip to the Gem City Comic Con, a Facebook video of a police officer in Wisconsin talking to somebody who claimed to be from the IRS threatening to have h...

In an extended version of Totally F.U.K.T., Choo Choo Stu Skypes in from the UK to talk about all things UK that have come up on the show recently like what does "this Saturday" mean, why is the Queen on Canadian money, beans on toast, etc. They also talk about the world's smallest mobile nightclub in London, a swearing ban in Rochdale and a woman who wants the laws changed so she can marry a robo...

On what was supposed to be last Thursday's episode, Stuart Rice from the Sketch Comedy Podcast Show is this week's guest. They start off by talking about the Sketch Comedy Podcast Show , Stuart 's first and only stand up set, they talk about the Lovely , a This or That scenario, a San Diego brewery using recycled water to make beer, Monopoly changing some of their game pieces, they talk about maki...

Matt Barnard and Mama Kate drop by this week to talk to Jason . Jason is concerned he isn't pronouncing Matt's first name correctly and they go over why he wasn't on the show last week. They get into Matt's past in improv and stand up. In the midst of Mama Kate Appreciation Month we get an update on how her job is going. They talk about a man who made a wheelchair for a fish, a Swedish politician...

Jason has officially declares March is Mama Kate Awareness Month. She's going to be out of work soon, so 50% of all money donated to the show will go to her. Mama Kate wants to be able to prove that ghosts do exist. A rendition of the Ghostbusters theme by Chad Neidt was the first ever guest segment of a Thursday show. We go over a scenario from our friends at the This or That podcast and finish w...

This week Mama Kate bails out the show after another person no shows. They start off by talking about how stupid Jason is, the podcast opening a restaurant chain to compete with Sonic, rabbit holes leading to unknown caves, weird geography talk and more. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicki...

Jason had another last minute cancellation, so instead of a normal Thursday show here is his appearance on Izzy Rock 's podcast, Tales from the Hard Side. They talk about their upcoming appearance at the Gem City Comic Con as part of a podcasting panel, Jason's choice to cut Facebook out of his life, being homeless and more. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or c...

Marshall Law is a concept that will have it's own episode where people will come on the show who have humorous issues with each other, Jason judges who is right and gives a punishment to the person who is wrong. But in this episode we skip the trial and go straight to the punishment. Mama Kate has been giving questions for the next guest that have really gotten to those particular guests, like lis...

Comedian Ash Ark drops by to talk about getting into stand up comedy, what motivates her and diarrhea inspiring her comedy. There is more talk about tulpamancers, Jason 's theory about Hilton hotels, turkey's being weird, a man eating Jason Segel's picture and more! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com  or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook p...

Mama Kate dropped in on the show this week because she was supposed to, but Jason thought that when she covered for a no show a couple of weeks ago he crossed her name out as a guest this week and brought on Izzy Rock. So that means you get an extra show this week. They talk about an upcoming punishment episode for Mama Kate, schoolyard fights, video calls out of the blue, life hacks, how much the...

Benny Mack joins the show from New Zealand to help Jason crown a "Dumb*** of the Year" for the month of February. The choices are a police station who blew up a car parked in front of the police department by it's own officers, a man who stole 7 billion in wire transfers because he thinks that Jesus wants him to be rich or a Canadian man who drove his car into a street car tunnel because his GPS t...

This is the episode that Jason referred to on the last episode, it may be the most serious episode that has been put out but hopefully you will find it entertaining and thought provoking. Jason and Izzy Rock were talking before the main show about other podcasts, freshening up their perspectives on things particularly politics, humanities instinct to divide ourselves into groups, podcasting and th...

Izzy Rock joins Jason on the podcast to talk about his podcast Tales from the Hard Side, his role on the Gem City Podcast and some podcasting talk. They also go over embarrassing moments, family, drinking, idiots who drive off with the gas pump handle still in their gas tanks, GPS, conspiracy theories and more! They also go over the upcoming Gem City Comic Con on April 1 and they announce that Jas...