We Don't Have Cookies

This week Jason is joined by Benny Mack who is on the tropical island of Vanuatu. They talk about Jason getting recognized because of the podcast, what Benny is doing on the island, a This or That scenario as well as running down the list of contenders for this months award. This month's nominee's include a California man who ate a live black widow spider in hopes of being hired for a Halloween fe...

Jason is back after a brutal week of dealing with plumbing issues and idiots. He is joined by his good friend Maya who you will recognize from the show intro and previous episodes. They talk about her recent run ins with idiots, a new segment idea, a Mark Ofuji update and more. The song on this episode is "I-C-A-N-T-S-P-E-L-L" by Mike Phirman. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonth...

The show is back? Kinda sorta. Don't worry, Jason explains it all along with this week's guest, Mama Kate! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com  or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.

This week Jason pays tribute to one of the people who was on the very first episode of the podcast, Mark Ofuji. He's one of the most unique people to ever be a part of the podcast. Mark is best known as an infamous contestant on America's Got Talent doing impressions. He was also a comedian and actor. Learn how Mark got started on the podcast, working with Clint Eastwood on the set of Letters from...

This week Jason is back with Mama Kate ! They talk about how weird it feels to sit on their porches, podcasting with a ghost as a guest,  Jason announces a temporary change to the podcast, Mama Kate challenges ChooChooStu to face her on an episode of Marshall Law, Tracy Rowland made a video for the podcast (click here to watch it) and more! There is also a song by Mike Phirman called Never Gonna H...

Jason continues International Podcast Month on the show. The guys from Cave Crew Radio stop by, ChooChooStu from England, DK from Canada and Big B from New York. They talk about what is going on with Stu 's other podcast, the Podcast Train . Is DK 's birthname really Donkey Kong? They talk about Big B 's segment on Cave Crew Radio called What's Everybody Buzzing about where he wears a bee costume...

International Podcast Month continues on We Don't Have Cookies as Jason catches up with returning guest, actress and improv expert, Tracy Rowland . They talk about her role in the new Kia Soul Turbo commercial, toilet seats, meatloaf and, of course, the bagged milk debate continues. They also do a quick This or That scenario and the return of Sweet or Psychotic. Wanna contact the show? Send an ema...

Jason and Benny Mack start the show off by talking about what they have been doing since the last show they did together. Benny has been very busy working behind the scenes on various tv projects. There is a breaking news alert about something that may or may not take place in December. They go on to crown a dumb*** of the year for August. This month's contenders are: a Dutch man who was pulled ov...

This week Jason is joined by pro wrestling manager, actor and author Kenny Bolin along with his daughter in law Maya . They talk about Maya's midnight miracle at a bowling alley, an update on Ma Bolin and why the Marshall Law episode between Kenny and Jim Cornette has been cancelled. Jason asks Maya if they had bagged milk in Germany when she was growing up there. They talk about a man who crapped...

Benny Mack returns to help Jason crown a winner for July! They start off by talking about Benny getting $500k from Netflix, does New Zealand have bagged milk and Benny's unlimited data plan. Then they move on to crown a winner for July. This month's contenders are a man arrested by Yorkshire-Halifax police who was hiding under a bed with his legs sticking out, a Texas man who got locked in an ATM...

Jason is back and so is the curse! He talks about why there is no guest this week, his wedding anniversary, how he met his wife, the solar eclipse, his daughter's school being cancelled, the stand up show and more! This week's segments are a song by Chad Neidt called "The Pros and Cons of Marriage, Fake Advice for New Comics by Dave Nelson and a reverse phone call by Mike Canestaro as Betty Sue. W...

Jason has a very special guest on the podcast this week, a guest that hasn't had much to do with the show in a long time. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.

This week the first regular episode of the podcast's third year is with the person who was on the very first episode of the show, Mama Kate ! They talk about a weird incident that happened after a recent show, Jason 's daughter used his Twitter account, other countries selling bags of milk, a man who was arrested for having stolen street light posts on top of his van and much more! This week's seg...

Jason celebrates the two year anniversary of the podcast! This episode is packed with songs, clips, unaired audio and more from people around the US and 5 other countries. As Jason recaps the year, he starts off by talking with his monthly co-host Benny Mack . He announces some new live streaming content on Periscope and Twitch. There's audio from the pre-show of Marshall Law 2: Mama Kate v. ChooC...

This week Dave Nelson from the Comedy A-Go-Go podcast and the host of the Fake Advice for New Comics segments stops by to talk about getting into stand up, his worst moment on stage, starting his podcast and more. They also go over a scenario from the This or That podcast. This was the final episode of the second year and as usual things didn't go as planned, listen to find out why. Wanna contact...

This week the show starts a little abruptly as Jason was talking to Kenny Bolin and his daughter-in-law Mayara for a while before the show official started. Jason had intend for both of them to be this week's guests but he didn't know that it would end up turning into an episode of the Bolin Alley . WDHC has invaded other shows but this will go down in the show's history as the first time it was i...

This is Jason 's first appearance on Cave Crew Radio with hosts DK from Canada, Big B from New York and Choo Choo Stu from England. They talk about Stu's experiences at the allotment, Big B getting annoyed at band mates screwing up on stage, theater texting and more! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com  or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook...

This week Jason continues bringing on guests who have meant a lot to the podcast over the past two years with Mike Canestaro . Mike has been on the podcast more than anybody over the past year besides Mama Kate and has supplied a wide variety of segments for the show. They start off by talking about Mike live streaming at home and at work, Jason playing Father Time in a sketch on the Sketch Comedy...

This week Jason talked to Benny Mack to get some audio for the 2 year anniversary episode, they talked for so long that Jason decided to just go ahead and put it out as an episode after taking out all of the stuff that will be in the anniversary show. They talked about one of Benny 's most recent Periscope's that Jason loved, took a question from the chatroom about their worst attack from an insec...

This week Mama Kate returns to the podcast! Jason starts off the show by explaining why there is not intro music and a few things to expect on the anniversary episode. They talk about the last stand up show at Diesel, whether or not Jason is homophobic, a bear walking into a liquor store, a question from the last guest and a man who was arrested for driving a forklift. This week's segment was Fake...

ChooChooStu returns to the show for the second Totally From UK Today extended edition! We talk about how Stu recently saved a man's life and a woman's purse. A man who accidentally cut off his penis with a chainsaw. A double decker bus hits a man who dusts himself off afterwards and walks into a bar. Then the show takes an unexpected turn where Stu and Jason talk about their personal experiences i...

This week Jason and Benny pick a dumb*** of the year from a good selection of people. Fist, a man who was harpooned 9 times in Thailand after putting on a shark fin in the ocean to try to pull a prank on his friends. Next, a man called 911 asking for a ride to Hooters because his grandma was about to have a stroke but didn't need medical attention, she just needed him. Lastly, Jim Cornette was fed...

This week Kenny Bolin returns to the show, this episode was recorded prior to the accidental episode that was released last Monday with Kenny and his daughter-in-law Mayara. Kenny and Jason talk about both of their recent moves to new homes, Kenny's Facebook policy of unfriending people on their birthday, Mozart the pitbull who had 5 owners in 12 hours, a horrible experience attempting to appear o...

Marshall Law returns! Mama Kate was very upset that ChooChooStu didn't follow her back on Twitter. On the brink of tears she requested that he be brought to justice and on an episode of Marshall Law. Stu claims he didn't do anything wrong and wants to defend his good name, or Twitter handle. The consequences will fit the crime, but who will face them? There is also a segment by Dave Nelson called...

In an episode that happened purely by accident, Jason is joined by former pro wrestling manager Kenny Bolin and his lovely daughter in law Mayara Sponholz . They talk about their blind mummified kitten, a homeless man gives them a dog but later regrets it and threatens to sue, how one of their dog's bowels is worse than its bite,  the differences in the American and German versions of Goldilocks a...