We Doing Filmographies

A nice looking older lady is best friends with a nice looking, even older lady. Is this the story of two nice looking ladies? Nah man, there's a freaking demon that hops bodies, looking for...SUITABLE FLESHRoller girl gets a case of the hornies cause this young kid switches into super sleaze mode. When the horny can no longer be denied, people die. Tune in for hot clips, cool dips, slimy lips and...

One brother is a robber. One brother is a... guy? I dunno. He seems nice. Their dad is one of those radicals from the 60's that blew up a building trying to make a change in the world. Well, dad has escaped from jail and hospital, and these boys/men (not boys II men) try to hunt him down to confront him. Or something. Where does this road trip lead them? Well, to ladies and adventure and some...

You've got a cute and fun wife. You just bought sort of a castle. You're a doctor! What could go wrong! Oddity. Here it is. The chosen film. The one that gives a spooky feeling. We did it! Along with that spooky feeling, we've got a spooky twin, a spooky Oddity, cursed objects, smashed heads, hungry Hannibals and a wonderful tone. You should absolutely watch this movie before you tune...

A psychiatrist gets a new patient that was dead a few minutes ago. He seems kinda weird. Is there something spooky going on? Yes.

Some piles of garbage people do garbage stuff and find out that there are? Laws of GravityPeter Greene and Adam Trese are small time hoods who boost stuff to make money. Paul Schulze shows up and gets involved in their nonsense. Things do not go well and I'm sad for the girlfriends of these trash boys (Edie Falco is BACK for her THIRD Bill Sage movie!). It's kind of amazing how these peopl...

I used to stare at the video box for this at the video stores when I was very little. As an adult, looking for potential spookies, people say things like "This is the best werewolf movie there is!" Is it? IS IT?!?!?!?!A short story collection is framed around the fever dreams of a young teenager who has been practicing kissing her teen beat posters. In them, there be wolves/jerk dudes. W...

Sometimes life gives you lemons and sometimes you're like lets bring the dead back to life. Re-Animator! This is the first in our legacy picks and our first spooky of 2025. We Did "From Beyond" last year and we decided to do another Stuart Gordon for fun. Was it fun? Would seeing "From Beyond" first and losing your mind over Crampton in her S&M outfits make this one a p...

Ok, so you're full of rage, but also really smart, but boy do you hate people. What do you do when you get fired/quit and your dad beats you for it? I guess you go out looking for some...TrustMartin Donovan meets Adrienne Shelly, a pregnant teen whose father just died. Her home life is almost as bad as his, but not quite, so she invites him to stay. What will happen between this much older guy and...

In the big city, there are a gazillion...Sidewalk Stories. A homeless man finds a toddler next to a dead body. What's one to do in this situation? Contact the police? Drop it off at a fire station? Raise it while you squat in crumbling buildings and shoplift to fulfill the child's basic needs? What on earth could be the right choice?!?!?!?This is Bill Sage's 2nd film. It's a silent...

Giddy up! This is a long time coming. Jules and I love us some Bill Sage. Things popped off hard with his performance in "High Art", and I realized I already liked this guy when I was a teenager and watching Hal Hartley movies on IFC.Robert John Burke gets out of jail for manslaughter and everyone in his town knows he is a killer. He gets work as a mechanic and falls in love with the daughter of h...

Is "Shag" a wild 70's erotic adventure? Perhaps it is about carpet? Or maybe about some teen girls going to a beach town to have some young person fun? SHAG! Phoebe Cates, Bridget Fonda, Annabeth Gish and Page Hannah hit the road to cut loose and stay at Phoebe's parents beach house. There's a house party, an Elvis type, a dance competition and friendship. Tune in for the final Phoebe Cates episod...

Sometimes you're tied to your family, sometimes you're a teen werewolf. And sometimes? You crave the... Bright Lights, Big City. Michael J. Fox plays a never-was writer who fact checks poorly by day and does the cocaines all night long with Kiefer Sutherland. His heart is broken and he's stalled out in life. What will he do???? (Probably more cocaine). Do we like this? Do we like Mikey? What about...

After flushing the franchise down the toilet with lazy, boring sequels, "Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV" attempts to right the ship. Toxie is trying for a baby. The diaper mafia takes over a special needs school and while attempting to save the kids, Toxie enters an evil mirror dimension, while his monstrous doppelganger enters his. This is full of sleaze, offensive words, actions,...

Ok, so you're engaged to this lady who isn't that nice. Honestly, it kind of seems like she might hit you. But? An Angel bounces off a satellite and falls into your pool. What do you do?????? Date With An Angel. My girlfriend watched whatever on her laptop with headphones, but when she would look up at the TV while I watched this? RAGE! This movie is wildly un-sexual, but I guess if you have headp...

Hey look, it's definitely an episode on "The Toxic Avenger III".A nerd melts after drinking radioactive water from the fountain at his high school. Is he the new Toxie? Are the Cretins his new pile of nemesis? What about these horny teens that seem to develop powers after smoking yellow weed? Is there a toilet baby???Is THIS better than the last Avenger outing? Tune in and find out?

Sometimes life gives you lemons, and sometimes it withholds the mystery of who your mother is and you have to battle for the information. And then? Lace 2! Yep, now Lily has to figure out who her dad is. Will anyone just tell her? Nope. You need to sit through another mini-series. Phoebe Cate's accent is gone, her mom was switched out with another actress and there's a lot of that four letter r-wo...

When we haphazardly decided to just do all of the Toxic Avenger movies because the first one was great, we thought we had stumbled upon the promised land. Unfortunately, we are a couple of dummies and got taken for a very boring ride. In the garbage sequel, Toxie goes to Japan to find his father. An evil company is tricking him and destroying his hometown while he is away. Blah blah blah. Feel fre...

A horrible father fritters his life away creating and trying to sell deeply flawed inventions, while his teenage son works at a bank to keep the lights on. What happens when this bum shows up with a stolen Mogwai? GREMLINS What child of the 80s didn't love "Gremlins"? None of them! We loved our Gremlins! Phoebe Cates is in it this, so we gotta watch it. Does it hold up? Have we changed? Tune in!

Once upon a time, there was a dork. A nerd. A real goofy doof. He mopped the fitness center and everyone there hated him. Then, one day, he jumped into some goo and became... The Toxic Avenger! This movie is really something. It sets up a pretty hilarious universe full of some of the worst people you could imagine. It gets you excited for vengeance. And then it fills you up with nudity and graphic...

Three high school girls hang out smoking, writing erotica and dreaming of dreamy dudes. Then? Womanhood comes a knocking, and one of them gets pregnant. She gives birth to? Lace. Phoebe Cates plays a girl who had a very bad childhood and is now rich and powerful. She sets out to find which one of those bi**hes is her mother, and they sure do make it difficult. Buckle up for a giant mini-series fro...

An old man has dementia and has suffered from a couple of strokes. He rots in a chair and floats into his sad memories, confusing us and himself about what is actually real. He reminds you that death is coming for us all, he is...Capone. This was presented as a trainwreck when it came out. An example of how hard a promising director can fall. But? This is a deeply sad movie that seems to achieve e...

They used to make all these horny teen movies and people loved 'em. Phoebe Cates made one too! Private School. There's three guys. They really want hot action. There's some girls. Whatever. It's a comedy? It's really hanging It's hat on thr wildly attractive ladies. The mean girl is an all time babe. Be prepared for a lot of thirsty talk.

Before the Marvel stuff went super nuts, but after it was already poppin', a lil superhero movie came out. In 2012, there was... Chronicle A sad, shy boy starts recording everything in the hopes he'll catch his dad beating him. He has a cousin/friend who gives him proximity to a normal high school experience. One night, with a third, super friendly charm machine, they discover underground...

Sometimes, family treats you like you're an incompetent lil kid. Why? Because you're the... Babysister. Phoebe Cates flees college and returns home to L.A. by bus. She has no idea what to do, other than stay with her older sister and her doctor boyfriend. When she gets a job at the clinic, intense situations lead to forbidden feelings. This was a TV movie, and it has a very chill vibe. It's a meet...

Gather round and listen to us discuss the much hated 2015 Fantastic Four. Were people right? Is this boring garbage? Is Josh Trank a hack that should be shot into space? No. This is very clearly the best of the four that had come out and I can't even begin to understand how people could hate on a movie that has actual characters and motivations in it. That body horror stuff is fantastic (wink). We...