We Doing Filmographies

16 year old Mick (Noah Taylor) gets forced to clean up the yard of his moms friend Sally (Gillian Jones). He'd rather be skateboarding in puddles or getting drunk with his buddies, but Sally's place is coated with weeds. After a sweaty day of yard work, Sally offers Mick some wine, they spend hours together doing kinda nothing (like teens!) and pretty soon they can't stop humping. Geoffrey Wright...

It was almost a TV movie, but then director John Duigan said "nah mate" and fancied it up. This episode covers the 1987 Australian coming of age drama "The Year My Voice Broke".Prepubescent Danny Embling (Noah Taylor) has fallen in love with his best friend Freya (Loene Carmen), but she's already had the change and become a woman. He keeps pulling creep moves on her, but th...

We've got our debut Ben Mendelsohn film. After a few years of being in TV shows, he graduates to this film, "The Still Point" from 1986.An Australian teenager (Nadine Garner) with limited hearing spends some time at her grandfather's home and slowly falls in with a group of kids who hang out at the beach nearby. She navigates a series of firsts in this made for TV Australian film...

When a local musician stoner picks up another local musician stoner, the two set out on a mission to find some grass and maybe jam a little. The two end up passengers on the Universe’s wild ride, ultimately culminating in a battle of the bands. But when When life begins to be one long and dangerous road you can always take a toke and have all your cares go Up In Smoke. We take closer look at the k...

C. Thomas Howell is a very young detective who owns a janky house in the middle of the city. Renee Humphrey is an out of towner trying to visit her sister. What could possibly bring these two together? Murder. Obviously. She's on the run, he's trying to save her. Is this a lost classic?? Would you believe this was directed by Rafal Zielinski, who also ends up doing "Fun" with Hum...

This week is a Jason pick. We are covering the 1994 film "Fun".Hillary and Bonnie meet one morning by the side of the road. They become fast friends, share their secrets, and on a rising wave of frenzy later that afternoon, murder an old woman. They did it, they say later, for fun. Is this a great time? Well, it does have an extremely young Alicia Witt and Renee Humphrey acting their but...

We needed more spookies because the spookies we had made us feel spooked. So we did a roundup, but nobody wanted to try and edit this in a week to get it out with the others, so here we are, hanging out in April and wishing it was October. Buckle up for reviews on:The under-seen John Carpenter banger starring Sam Neil, "In the Mouth of Madness (1994)" in which a Stephen King type is unle...

Sometimes you’re part of a dirty cop team that beats up suspects, sometimes you’re part of a squad of robbers that USUALLY doesn’t kill people, and sometimes you’re the unlikely nerd who is the secret leader of this…DEN OF THIEVESJules finally picked a Gerard Butler movie for us to watch. He’s been threatening for years. Instead of Greenland or Geostorm, he went with this. Butler is part of these...

Sometimes, you gotta take a break from the blow and booze and just enjoy… Ivan’s xtc. Danny Huston (who I had no idea was absolutely amazing) stars as Ivan Beckman, a top level Hollywood agent who’s been trying to get Peter Weller to direct a script by one of his writers. But? He dies in the beginning of the movie and the rest is a flashback.  This is based on a Tolstoy novel, directed by Bernard...

Jason and Jules finish off the "Toxic Aveneger" run they started in the summer of 2025 with Macon Blair's "The Toxic Avenger". It's not a remake, it's a re-imagining, this time with Peter Dinklage wearing the tutu and avenging his town and life with a mop. Along for the ride is Jacob Tremblay, Elijah Wood as the Pengiun and Kevin Bacon as the big bad. Is it good? Co...

Sometimes, you just have to scare people to earn a living? The Frighteners! Michael J. Fox used to be a fancy guy who had it all. Then his wife died in a car accident when he was drinking. Or did she??? Since his near death, he can see ghosts and uses them to spook people for money. What happens when an evil ghost starts squishing people's hearts? Find out in this very special viewer pick epis...

Sugar, how you get so fly? Sugar HillWesley Snipes is a drug dealer at the top of the heap. His brother rolls with him, and they run the neighborhood. But then those dirty Italians try to cause problems and it's all in jeopardy. Sounds like it's time to move and start over, but maybe that's not the path. What do I know, I clean toilets and wait for my kids to fall asleep so I can feel...

Hey, look, it's one of those high concept movies! Demolition ManSylvester Stallone gets framed by villain Wesley Snipes and gets frozen in ice jail for his crime. Wesley gets frozen, also! But? In that nice future where everyone he knows is dead, Stallone gets unfrozen, doesn't want to build a snowman, and has to fight and capture also unfrozen Snipes. Is this movie good? It does have Deni...

It's dark out at night, baby, but hold on cause...Rising SunWesley Snipes and Sean Connery are investigating this super hot lady who got murdered at a Japanese corporation. Sean Connery is the expert in Japanese culture and whatever, it's based on a Michael Crichton novel, blah blah blah. We had both seen this movie before and we both remembered ONE KEY SCENE, a scene that blew our minds a...

Once upon a time, Hollywood was like "white people are scared of big cities because they're full of OTHERS" and then made lots of movies where those OTHERS are after white folks who dared enter the big city. We thought we'd try to watch some of those, but Jason did zero research other than "I saw this as a kid"."Enemy Territory" is insane. A nerdy, white insur...

If you stare at that kettle, you'll never reach the...Boiling Point! Here's a movie neither of us thought we'd seen. But we both had. That's not a good sign at all. Wesley Snipes is a secret service agent who just had his partner murdered. Dennis Hopper and Viggo Mortensen are responsible. What's he gonna do? Karate kick a door and act inappropriately with his wife, that's...

When Wesley Snipes travels, he always makes sure he's...PASSENGER 57After totally causing his wife to be murdered during a robbery, Wesley Snipes becomes an airplane security consultant. Or something. On a flight, he gets hijacked and has to kick a bunch of dudes to death AND fall in love again. Is this movie good? Will we continue to always bet on black? Is Arsenio on that plane (whoop whoop...

Sometimes, you're hot and bothered. Other times? ColdbloodedJason Priestly plays a guy who is maybe autistic? Or just extremely muted? Either way, he's an accountant for the mob and gets promoted to hit man (a job he has no interest in). Peter Riegert takes him under his wing and trains him. Once upon a time, this movie was hard to get a vhs of. I ordered it off ebay and just loved it. But...

When I was trying to figure out more about Justin Arnold for the "5 Time Champion" episode, this here short really stuck out. The poster and the name say "watch me, bro". So, we watched it. Cause we like Justin. And now? We like this short film and are looking forward to doing another episode on "Whoopin'" whenever that comes out (probably after I wrote this, but before this episode comes out).Jus...

Short films! Come get your short films! And by get, I mean hear two dummies review shorts."Gauge" - Alistair Banks Griffin"Ice Cream" - Alex Beh"A Pale Shadow" - Sean Rourke Meehan"What Happens When Robert Leaves the Room" - Zack GodshallOl' Robby Longo has been in so many shorts. As noted in this episode, everyone loves this guy. I emailed/messaged some...

A teen deals with his hot mom dating Jon Gries, his grandpa spending a lot of time with an ex, his disinterest in sleazy fun with his cutie girlfriend, and his friendship with goofy grown man that seems like a brother. Well, at least when he visits his dad, he gets to hear all about a...5 Time ChampionBehold, another movie without much of a footprint on the internet. We needed to get a DVD for thi...

In 2026's "The Rip", Matt Damon and Ben Affleck lead a team of detectives to a stash house to capture up to a few hundred thousand dollars. But? There's over twenty million and things are not what they seem. Is it a Jigsaw trap? Are we dealing with an "Assault on Precinct 13" type of siege? Or are they all dirty cops who wanna out dirty each other and get that dirty mon...

A hazy, confusing nightmare unveils itself in,The OregonianA woman in an abusive relationship (with Robert Longstreet) crashes her car and wanders in a bad dream. Your mileage may vary in this thing that Calvin Reeder barfed out of his brain, but you may also be one of the chosen who gets on its wavelength and end up kinda loving it. There's even a little bit of Barlow Jacobs in here (last see...

There's a storm a-comin! You'd better...Take ShelterMichael Shannon is having super scary visions. It's always the end of the world, and he is always in great peril. His family has a history of mental illness. So what's a guy to do? Steal some work equipment and build a bunker. This has an amazing cast, a solid sense of dread, and some knockout performances. Our best friend Robert...

For the 13th Robert Longstreet episode, we bring you a movie that has bounced around in our brains ever since we watched it. The Catechism Cataclysm Steve Little is a priest who is told to take some time off. He contacts his sisters high school boyfriend, Robert Longstreet to reconnect (who has zero idea who Steve is). The two go on a canoe trip. Sound bland? WRONG, MY DUDE! The dialog, the extrem...