We Can't Like This Anymore

2002’s A Walk to Remember. Cancer, Christianity, and Clayne Crawford, oh my! Does this Nicholas Sparks love story that introduced us to Shane West and started Mandy Moore’s acting career give us all the feels? Or are we ready to punish this movie by forcing it to tutor disadvantaged youths, assist the school janitor, and play the lead in the spring musical? Listen to find out. You just have to pro...

1992's Beethoven. The actors in this movie make this a Best in Show, but is it enough or will all the issues make Beethoven rollover and die? Keep an open mind and make sure not to thtep in the beam.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1999’s The Mummy. You must not open the podcast!!!! Or you may release the 3 plagues of Connecticut, Massachusetts, and California (aka your hosts). In this episode, will we find a movie that deserves a second chance at love or will we be as let down as Anck-Su-Namun? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1989’s Honey, I Shrunk The Kids. Honey, we have some things to talk about with this movie. Honey, Marina’s audio sucks cause it accidentally recorded through her computer and not her mic. Honey, forgive her. Honey, enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1984’s Sixteen Candles. For our Sweet Sixteen (aka, episode 8….), John Hughes is gifting us with lots of racism, misogyny, teen talk, and The Cusacks in this gem from the 80s that might be hard to let go of… or maybe you’re ready to cut this movie out like it’s Caroline’s hair stuck in the door frame. Nice manners, babe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1995’s Waterworld. This episode if one for the books. Have a listen if you’re able to get through it. There’s a lot of confusion, stuttering, and just a general state of disarray. This episode is sinking to the bottom of the ocean and we are all going down with Kevin and his catamaran. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1992’s Aladdin. This movie has a cave of wonders worth of issues. BUT will it turn out to be a diamond in the rough? Or will it just be a racist, sexist bad influence on everyone? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1995’s Heavyweights. This movie’s appeal is Disney+ size! But there are definitely issues... Does it have enough redeeming qualities to save it? Or will this movie be cancelled…due to lack of hustle…. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1989’s Roadhouse. With the remake of Roadhouse premiering at the SXSW Film Festival, it only seemed right to release our episode talking about the OG Roadhouse, starring the incomparable Patrick Swayze - may he dance in peace. Find out what issues the OG had before checking out the remake on Amazon Prime starring Jake Gyllenhaal on March 21st. This isn’t a promo for the movie because if anything w...

1999’s Never Been Kissed starring Drew Barrymore and Michael Vartan (Varrr-TAAAAN). Will this movie traumatize its hosts (again?) in a good or a bad way? Can we forgive the notes of… “shmedophilia” due to the fun ensuing wackiness, or is there just no getting around the fact that she lied to a 30-year-old man about not being 17 and her actually being 24 is super gross to him? See if this movie FIN...

1998's Rush Hour starring Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan. Rumor is... there is going to be a Rush Hour 4... if that's the case, filmmakers should really listen to this episode and take into consideration some obvious and some (maybe - but not really) not-so-obvious missteps. Are there any redeemable qualities to this movie, or is it getting kicked to the curb like an awkward middle-school crush? Hos...

1990's Kindergarten Cop starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. Is this movie a policeman or a princess? Will it be able to graduate to the 1st grade, or is it stuck repeating kindergarten for eternity with its egregious missteps?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to We Can’t Like This Anymore, a podcast where we watch and discuss beloved movies from our past that may have not aged well, and we consider breaking up with them. While we may have once loved them, we have grown, and they haven’t. We’re your hosts, Marina, Melina, and Alyssa, and we review one movie each episode. First, we discuss the honeymoon phase and why we loved the movie in the fir...