We Can't Like This Anymore

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2002's Cadet Kelly. Attention! This week we’re marching back to 2002 to revisit Cadet Kelly —when bedazzled rebellion met military school realness and we all thought push-ups were a personality trait. Does this Hilary Duff–led Disney Channel classic still earn our salute, or are we ready to discharge it for excessive early-2000s attitude? Grab your camo and your questionable choreography—it’s time...

2000's Life-Size. Remember when we all wanted a Tyra Banks doll to magically come to life and teach us about confidence, careers, and defeating imposter syndrome in all occupations? Grab your glitter. This week we’re revisiting Tyra Banks’ plastic-fantastic life lessons, early-2000s girlboss energy, and the emotional rollercoaster of accidental doll resurrection. Does this childhood fave still spa...

2000's Coyote Ugly. Welcome to the bar where the drinks are loud, the jeans are low-rise, and the feminism is… complicated. This week we climb on top of Coyote Ugly to ask: does this early-2000s fantasy about bartending dreams still slay, or does it leave us howling at its outdated ideas about empowerment and “not like other girls” energy? Will the music and the pure Y2K confidence make us raise a...

1990's Edward Scissorhands. This week, we cut through Tim Burton’s fever dream Edward Scissorhands , where a sensitive, mysterious guy with (spoiler) scissors for hands enters our lives, feels magical at first, and then slowly becomes… a lot. Do we unapologetically keep this beloved oddball in our hearts? Do we insist he just needs time, and mommy we can change him? Or do we finally cut him loose—...

1996's Jingle All the Way. Put that cookie down! We’re revisiting Jingle All the Way to see if this turbo-charged holiday classic still sleighs or deserves to be returned without a receipt. From unhinged consumerism and mob-level toy hysteria to Arnold Schwarzenegger learning the true meaning of Christmas via mail fraud and vigilantism, we’re asking the big question: is this movie a nostalgic gift...

1989's Teen Witch. After this episode. it's possible you are never gonna be.... the same again. This episode we are conjuring up an 80s cult classic in time for Halloween. It's hard to know if the cringe rap performances, crack-den sex scene, and slovenly little brothers make this movie the most popular girl in our spell books or if it makes us feel like hogs in the fog with hard ons. Don't ask. H...

It's Spooky Season! It's also the 30th anniversary of the 1995 movie Casper! Which is being re-released in theaters to celebrate, so we figured we would also do a re-release of our own. Last year we covered Casper so here is the episode again. Enjoy it for the first time or the second time! Or third? Calm down if so. Twice is enough. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1995's Tommy Boy. Holy schnikes, it’s time to tackle Tommy Boy, the road-trip comedy that taught us about brake pads, friendship, and the dangers of lighting things on fire in an office. This wacky-underachiever-meets-snarky-sidekick road trip flick gave us laughs, car crashes, and the eternal struggle of salesmanship. But does it still deserve a high-five from our inner ’90s kid, or should we tos...

2002's Maid in Manhattan. Pack your bags and grab your room key, because we’re revisiting Maid in Manhattan , the rom-com that tried to convince us a senator could fall for J.Lo just by seeing her in the wrong outfit. But does this Cinderella-in-a-hotel story still sparkle, or will we call housekeeping to clean up the mess? Either way, Ralph Fiennes definitely owes us an explanation. Hosted on Aca...

1990's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Cowabunga, dudes—we’re diving into the sewer-slick world where radioactive reptiles deliver justice with nunchucks, sass, and an unhealthy dependence on pizza. But does this childhood favorite still kick shell, or are there too many red flags hiding under those bandanas—like the racial coding, abusing children, and torture? We’re asking the hard-hitting questio...

1982's E.T. This week, we phone home—and possibly hang up—because we’re talking E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial , the childhood classic that made us believe in aliens, friendship, and government incompetency. But does this glowing-finger fever dream still hold up, or are we just looking at a weird raisin with abandonment issues? Between weird parenting, a fridge with way too much beer, and a terrorist...

1997's Good Burger. Grab your secret sauce and questionable employment practices—this week we’re flipping back to Good Burger to find out if it still sizzles or if it’s past its expiration date. Did this movie serve up peak ‘90s nostalgia or is it giving us food poisoning with its rough mental health representation and fat jokes? Join us as we decide whether to keep it on the kids’ menu… or toss i...

1985's The Goonies. This week we’re diving into The Goonies —that beloved treasure hunt where children evade felons, booby traps, and adult supervision like it’s an Olympic sport. But does this 80s classic still sparkle like One-Eyed Willy’s jewels, or is it just a messy map of fat jokes, yelling, and questionable parenting? Join us as we truffle shuffle our way through nostalgia, peril, and at le...

1996's The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Ohhhh back in the day when Notre Dame wasn’t damaged by fire and the Romani people were persecuted by blue-balled religious institutions. Will this Disney classic bring us so much joy that we decide to crown it the King of Fools or will we have to burn it in Hell Fire? Either way, Frollo needs to take a long cold shower.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

1994's The Flintstones. Travel faaaaar back in time with us. To a time when things were analogue, life wasn’t as convenient, and the economy was good. That’s right… it’s 1994 and the movie The Flintstones came out. Is this movie going to prove to be a treasured classic that we should fossilize and treasure forever or are we going to have go sic Bamm-Bamm on it? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

1988's Who Framed Roger Rabbit? For some, this movie is the light of their life, the apple of their eye, the cream in their coffee. But is there enough to love about this movie or are we dropping a piano on its head? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2004's Eurotrip. This isn't where we parked our podcast.... Does Scotty know about all the issues in this movie or can he be absolved of its sins for providing such a fun time? Either way, here's a fun fact: YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2000's Miss Congeniality. She's beauty and she's grace, she's a step forward for feminism....or is she? This episode we cover this classic Sandra Bullock movie that explores what it means to be a woman. Will this movie's humor be enough to save itself or will we decide it should be blown away without its knowledge? Stay tuned for the next 5 lesbians... I mean answers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...

1994's Richie Rich. Macaulay Culkin IS our childhood. So we had to do this classic Macaulay movie. It may not be Home Alone, but it's still memorable. Will the fun 90s montages be enough to save this movie or is this movie rich in issues and therefore morally bankrupt? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1988's Big. Trampolines, giant pianos, questionable relationships between a grown woman and man who is intellectually a and emotionally a boy. Awkward. Get ready to start adulting with us and Tom Hanks. Will we trampoline bounce in harmony with this movie or will we give it the bottom bunk? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The episode original set to air 3/24 will now be airing 3/31. Is the reason for this is because Alyssa and Melina duked it out over a movie and ended up in the hospital together? Maybe. Or maybe it's technical issues. Maybe it Maybelline.... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2003's The Lizzie Maguire. (Lizzie voice or else it doesn't work) Gordo.....I mean.... what? Rome? Me? There's no way. This episode, we are heading to Rome with the spineless Gordo and the entirely inappropriate Ms. Ungermeyer. Will we determine this movie has aged like our childhood goddess Hilary Duff (ahem... aka very well), or are we feeling a little too much like Margaret Chan? Who knew dream...

1997's Mouse Hunt. I don't think we're dealing with an ordinary movie. This episode we discuss the Nathan Lane physical comedy Mouse Hunt with all its mouse trappings. Will something from such an innocent time in our lives prove comforting (even if its housing and job security issues sting a little now), or will we find that a movie without social consciousness... is chaos? Hosted on Acast. See ac...

1986's Labyrinth. Who ever thought a movie with Muppets and trolls would lead to so many people's sexual awakening. David Bowie and Jim Henson, that's who. This Jim Henson treasure starring the drop dead gorgeous baby actress Jennifer Connelly and drop dead gorgeous not so baby singer David Bowie wasn't a blowout success when it first came out, but developed into a cult classic, that even today is...