We Can't Help Ourselves

Maggie and Danielle are extremely #grateful, #thankful and #blessed to be celebrating their one year pod anniversary by indulging in some gratitude journaling which was popularized in the 90s by (you guessed it) Oprah. Our hosts discuss the pitfalls of toxic positivity, some butt stuff, and how their lives lately have been (sometimes literally) on fire. Dig in! Email us at wecanthelpourselves@gmai...

Our jetsetting heroines are back from their respective trips to discuss manifesting in this two-part series! Maggie is skeptical and Danielle may or may not have been wearing a tinfoil hat while recording. PLUS: An update on the missing purse saga! Email us at wecanthelpourselves@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @wecanthelpourselves .

The ladies pop some Topo Chico and settle in for some tales about hitting (and getting hit on) on the dance floor, Maggie's recent fashion updates, and what happens when you find an errant purse in the bike lane. They also sidewind their way into a (very brief) history of the Internet before discussing their week of living in the world IRL without being glued to their phones. Email us at wecan...

We're baaaack! Once again, Maggie and Danielle sacrifice their bodies for the sake of you, the Helpers! We'll answer questions such as: What happens when they try cold showers during the coldest part of the year? Has toxic masculinity made its way to bathing culture? What is the history behind cold showers that predates The Goop Lab with Gwyneth Paltrow ? PLUS, some updates from our "...

Well howdy-doo, Helpers! We are on a brief pause so we can truly help ourselves but because we didn't want to leave you hanging with ZERO content, we are offering a re-release of one of our favorite episodes we previously recorded. Enjoy and see you soon!

Buckle up, Helpers--in what might be the ladies' most unhinged episode yet, we quickly learn we do not need a pet psychic to know Maggie's dog farted in the recording studio. Maggie and Danielle also embark on a winding discussion about their own psychic experiences, why people in more marginalized communities might gravitate toward psychics, and how the industry has the potential to be exploitati...

Bottoms up! Maggie and Danielle discuss Zoom bra-fittings, traumatic dance class experiences (warning: Danielle says the c-word), the merits of un-alcoholic fruit beverages, and the numerous ways in which society undervalues women. Note: This episode was originally recorded in January 2022.   Also referenced in this episode: Fed Up by Gemma Hartley " Moms Don't 'Deserve' Wine. We De...

In this end-of-year exclusive BONUS episode, Maggie and Danielle reflect on the last year and consider how their wellness practices have changed since starting the podcast. They also discuss irrational fears, kinks, Maggie's trip to the ER on her 21st birthday, the time Danielle cried because she peed in the shower, and give a shoutout to Janet! #iykyk  The {} And game “ The 36 Questions That...

The ladies get personal when they discuss their experiences with *The Tarot* which, unsurprisingly, has a problematic past! #justiceforpixie Also in this episode, we hear about Maggie and Danielle's plans to escape the unrelenting Texas heat, interesting Airbnb experiences, and seeking revenge on teachers of high schools past. Note: This episode was originally recorded in late June 2022, hence any...

Dearest Helpers, please welcome into your ears and hearts the pod's very first guest, Olivia Bowen! Olivia is a certified life and career coach who helps ambitious people connect with their true nature so they can lead vibrant lives filled with joy and purpose. Her practice is rooted in the wisdom of nature and informed by the latest science.  In this ep, Maggie and Danielle discuss their per...

Helloooooo, Helpers! What does seeing a beautiful sunrise have to do with making an entire organizational system for your life? Find out (and go down many rabbit holes with the ladies about scrapbooking and why TedTalks are the worst) in this mimosa-infused episode. Mentioned in this episode: @saintnoforever on Instagram Ryder Carroll's TEDx Talk Email us at wecanthelpourselves@gmail.com and follo...

The ladies forgot to bring champagne for this episode, but don't worry--the internet came through Maggie and Danielle discuss SEX, how society is organized around bears (not in the way you're thinking), and sacrificing our bodies for you, the Helpers. Email us at wecanthelpourselves@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @wecanthelpourselves . Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe, bbs!

It's science vs. MLMs in this second episode where Maggie recounts her former job at Bath & Bodyworks. #warmvanillasugar Danielle waxes poetic about her love for the smell of gasoline and all the people who have wronged her in the past!!!! Email us at wecanthelpourselves@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @wecanthelpourselves . Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe, bbs!

In this inaugural episode, Maggie and Danielle explore their relationship with wellness and--surprise!--how capitalism has influenced the wellness industry. The ladies also wonder how Groupon is STILL A THING and declare that they do not endorse Joe Rogan! Tales of disco sharks and intense eye contact abound. Email us at wecanthelpourselves@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @wecanthelpourselves...