We Are Not Reviewers

In this episode, the two guys who are massive Godzilla-heads react to the Golden Globe nominations and discuss Godzilla Minus One, the best Godzilla film in years.

In this episode, the two guys who despise the lower classes play catch-up with a bunch of 2023 movies, including The Holdovers, Saltburn, Leave The World Behind, Eileen and Wonka.

In this episode, the two guys who would easily win the Hunger Games talk about Hunger Games: Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (a film with a lot of songbirds and even more snakes), The Marvels and Thanksgiving.

In this episode, the two guys who (100% totally) know all the FNAF lore talk about the new Five Nights at Freddy's movie and Killers of the Flower Moon, a double bill that you should definitely partake in.

In this episode, the two guys who #stan Pazuzu talk about The Exorcist: Believer, the new legacy sequel that asks the bold question of "what if legacy sequels sucked", and The Old Oak, the new Ken Loach joint.

No, that title isn't convoluted at all. In this episode, the two guys who could easily survive a saw trap talk about a handful of new releases, including The Creator, Dumb Money, and of course, Saw X.

Big Kenny B is back with a vengeance with his new film, A Haunting In Venice. Just how good is this horror-flavoured murder mystery? Also in this episode is a news recap, covering topics like Werewolf by Night being released in colour.

Aaron's been away in Florida for a month, so that means we have an entire month to recap! Everything from Gran Turismo to Blue Beetle is covered, all of the hits. We also talk about The Nun II, for all of you Nun-heads.

In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are Kenough, they review the biggest cinematic event this summer, Barbenheimer. Oh, and also Mission Impossible - Dead Reckoning: Part One.

In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are flopping at the box office, they review Insidious: The Red Door, the most unnecessary horror movie to ever exist, and discuss the summer film-pocalypse.

In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are cast as the new Superman and Lois, they review Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, which manages to be the most unnecessary movie ever made, and Asteroid City, Wes Anderson's new TikTok trend.

In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are definitely totally not skrulls, they review The Flash, potentially the worst blockbuster of the year, and the first episode of Secret Invasion. Somehow Skrull Juice becomes a thing. I'm still not quite sure how.

In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are rising, they review two new releases with a running theme: The Boogeyman, the most generic horror movie to ever exist, and Transformers: Rise of the Beasts, the most generic blockbuster to ever exist. They also give out their mid-year Oscar awards. Who's gonna win? Ant-Man 3 or Shazam?

In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are experiencing their series finales, they debate which finale was better - Succession or Barry. They also review Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse, the latest "part 1" of 2023.

In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are afraid, they review Beau is Afraid, the new 3 hour... something, and Fast X, the baffling new instalment in the beloved Fast and Furious franchise.

In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are mourning the death of the MCU, they review Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, the potential best ever Marvel movie, before giving their rankings of all 41 MCU projects released so far.

In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are transforming into the Rhino, they review three new horror movies: The Pope's Exorcist (the greatest movie ever made), Renfield (the worst movie ever made) and Evil Dead Rise (actually pretty good).

In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are getting their own live-action remakes, they review the brand new Mario "movie" and talk about multiple movie announcements, such as Five Nights at Freddy's, Minecraft and the totally not pointless Moana remake.

In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are rumoured to be cameo-ing in The Flash, they talk about Clayface appearing in The Batman - Part 2, Secret Invasion finally getting a release date and review Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, which somehow isn't terrible.

In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are currently not beefing with Dwayne Johnson, they review John Wick: Chapter 4, which might be the best thing that's ever happened, and discuss the Zachary Levi vs Dwayne Johnson drama, and how it might affect the DC universe going forward.

In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who 65 million years ago crash-landed on planet Earth, they review Shazam! Fury of the Gods, Scream 6 and 65, a film about the man who 65 million years ago crash-landed on planet Earth. They also review the Oscars, which surprisingly were not terrible this year. Shocker!

In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are actively not bears doing cocaine, they review the new action comedy Cocaine Bear, make their final Oscar predictions and review Sony's upcoming Marvel slate.

In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are planning their holiday to the Quantum Realm, they review the newest MCU disaster, react to The Flash trailer and give their worst of 2022 lists, with some cold takes and some hot ones.

In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are knocking at so many cabins, they review M. Night's newest thriller, react to the many, many questionable DC announcements and give their best of 2022 lists, definitely not too late.

In this episode of the podcast with the two guys who are highly anticipating Kraven The Hunter, they discuss M3GAN and theorise about M4GAN, react to the Golden Globe winners and rank their most anticipated 2023 movies, cursing those movies to be delayed to 2024.