We Are Fine

What started as an experiment somehow became a time capsule—of squirrels, tangents, and a lot of laughs. In this Season 1 finale, we reflect on our favorite moments, how Jordan went from podcast novice to certified co-host, and what it’s like podcasting while five months pregnant. There’s a lot of love, a lot of nostalgia, and yes—one final showdown over household temperatures. Plus, why this podc...

In Episode 21, our special guests Josh and Lauren Monroe join us and things go full retail nightmare. In this chaotic episode of Escape Womb, they face off against a haunted appliance, a passive-aggressive 7-foot greeter, yogurt-covered toddlers, and a store manager so powerful, he can deny refunds with a sigh. Oh—and did we mention Nala the therapy dog is officially retiring? It’s funny, heartfel...

In Episode 20 we are joined by the hilarious by Educator Andrea for a wild rewrite of 1850 Los Angeles history. As Pio Pico and Arcadia Bandini, they’ll bribe senators, blackmail rivals, and maybe—just maybe—accidentally start a war. It’s land barons, chaos, and corruption... with a side of fries. And if you think they’re the good guys? Think again. Takeaways: “From Fast Food to Land Fraud” – It a...

In Episode 19 we continue the saga to Benedict Scramblebatch! He is back—this time, facing his biggest challenge yet: Project Batterstorm, a sinister plan that threatens the entire coffeehouse industry. Will he survive an underground brunch war? Will Crumlord finally be toast? And most importantly—who is truly pulling the strings behind Project Batterstorm? Takeaways: “The Muffin Men Are Back… and...

In Episode 18 we finally shares the big news—we're expecting! We open up about the joy, anxiety, and emotional rollercoaster of pregnancy after loss, reflecting on our journey from heartbreak to hope. Plus, I share how they broke the news to our family and my students! Takeaways: “We’re Having a Baby!” – After months of keeping it secret, Lauran and Jordan finally share their biggest news yet. But...

In Episode 17 we welcome stand-up comedian and teacher Gaspare Randazzo for a hilarious, chaotic, and slightly dangerous episode. Gaspare shares his experience balancing a teaching career with performing comedy nationwide, as well as his family’s real-life history with the mafia. Then, we all play Past to the Future, rewriting history in 1931 Nevada, where Jordan plays Hollywood icon Clara Bow and...

In Episode 15 we unveil a brand new podcast format that blends personal chaos with a historical twist. We introduce Past to the Future, a game where we rewrite real historical events—with unhinged results. This week, we take on Voyager 1’s 1979 flyby of Jupiter, but things go off the rails when Jordan plays the role of a sentient space probe and decides to dive straight into Io’s volcanoes. In Epi...

In Episode 15 we unveil a brand new podcast format that blends personal chaos with a historical twist. We introduce Past to the Future, a game where we rewrite real historical events—with unhinged results. This week, we take on Voyager 1’s 1979 flyby of Jupiter, but things go off the rails when Jordan plays the role of a sentient space probe and decides to dive straight into Io’s volcanoes. Takeaw...

In Episode 14 we are joined by the hilarious Leslie Robb, a teacher, comedic speaker, and part-time school bus driver who brings laughs, chaos, and wisdom to this episode. From her wildest teaching stories to the robot baby disaster that had her driving across town in the middle of the night, Leslie shares the hilarious (and sometimes horrifying) reality of teaching Family & Consumer Sciences. Tak...

In Episode 13, Lauran powers through an illness, Jordan gets exposed for his questionable admiration of her sick voice, and we finally uncover the horrific origin of the word “pooking”—and it’s worse than you think. But that’s not all! Our latest Egbert Adventure takes an insane turn as Benedict Scramblebatch infiltrates a corrupt breakfast empire, faces off against Agent Poacher, and learns the d...

In Episode 12, assistant principal and former fourth-grade teacher Kyle Cohen joins us to talk all things education. From chronic absenteeism and how the Cleveland Browns are trying to help combat this, to the changing face of school leadership, Kyle shares his journey into administration, the struggles educators face, and how schools can better support teachers and students. Takeaways: New Wave o...

In Episode 11, Jordan faces his ultimate punishment: dressing up as a pineapple and eating pineapple pizza. But that’s just the beginning! We are then joined by Principal Jared Lamb and his wife, Brenna, for an insightful and hilarious conversation about education, leadership, and the power of being present in schools. Takeaways: Pineapple Pizza Punishment – Jordan pays the price for losing the be...

In Episode 10, we recount our chaotic and unforgettable trip to the White House. From a flat tire disaster in the middle of the Pennsylvania mountains to a horrifying stay at a potential murder hotel, our journey was anything but smooth. Despite the setbacks, we made it to the White House Christmas party, rubbed elbows with big names and soaked in the holiday magic. Plus, Egbert returns in a brand...

In Episode 9 we are joined by the inspiring and hilarious Jere Chang, aka Miss Chang Gifted. Jere shares her personal journey of living with spina bifida, how it shaped her career in education, and the challenges of navigating life with a hidden disability. We also discuss the pressures faced by gifted students, highlighting the emotional toll of perfectionism and burnout. Takeaways: Gifted Educat...

In Episode 8 we chat with the incredible Nancy Chung, aka Fancy Nancy in 5th, to discuss creative classrooms, cultural exchange in Japan, and how humor builds community in schools. Takeaways: Nancy’s Creative Classrooms: Nancy shares how she designs her classroom to feel like a welcoming second home for her students. Lesson Plan Roulette: Lauran, Jordan, and Nancy hilariously improvise lessons on...

In Episode 7 we chat with Kevin McClintock and his wife, Katie, about life after teaching, the challenges and joys of balancing marriage and education, and Kevin’s adventures as a mentor and TikTok personality. Takeaways: Life After Teaching: Kevin shares how stepping away from the classroom transformed his life and well-being. Marriage and Mentorship: Kevin and Katie reflect on how teaching shape...

In Episode 6, we finish telling our engagement story before going into our thoughts about our recent miscarriage experience. We explore the emotional journey of healing through art and connection and share an original song we created. After a tender and emotional segment, we lighten the mood with the return of an Egg-Venture, Takeaways: Engagement Secrets Revealed: Lauran and Jordan share how hugs...

In Episode 5 we chat with the incredible Dr. Jessica Hawk, aka “My Teacher Face.” Jessica shares her journey from teaching high school seniors for 32 years to embracing a vibrant retirement filled with new projects and TikTok fame. Takeaways: Life After Teaching: Dr. Jessica Hawk reflects on transitioning from 32 years in education to a fulfilling retirement. Teaching Realities: The group discusse...

In Episode 4, we dive into one of our most chaotic conversations yet. We recount a wild summer adventure at the White House and welcome our guest, viral teacher and content creator Tyler Jackowski, aka “Fishin4Clout.” Together, we discuss classroom chaos, the importance of humor in teaching, and strategies for surviving a hypothetical classroom apocalypse. From road trip jams to absurd riddles, th...

In Episode 3 we share our experience pitching our startup, Little Tusk, at a Shark Tank-style event—taking home $50,000 in prize money. We give you some insight on our company mission to teach financial literacy to kids and reflect on the challenges and joys of starting a business. Later, we're joined by comedian and former teacher Devin Siebold, who brings his signature humor and heartfelt storie...

We welcome our very first guest, Lauren Cella, aka the Gen Z history teacher to the show Lauren shares her journey from journalism to teaching, her knack for making history come alive, and the importance of being there for students. Takeaways: The Journey to Teaching: Lauren Chela reveals how she transitioned from journalism to becoming a history teacher. Impact of Teachers: Cheyenne’s touching st...

In the premiere episode of We Are Fine with Lauran and Jordan Woolley, we dive into our hilarious and heartfelt journey through life’s chaos. From the story of our engagement (from broke to betrothed) to raising the legendary Eggbert in a wild AI adventure, we blend humor with authenticity. We share personal highs and lows, tackle the ups and downs of starting a family, and reflect on the importan...

Do you struggle with ChatGPT in the classroom, despite your secret love affair with it? Do you find the phrase "Toner Warning" to be your biggest Trigger Warning? Do you rely on Google to understand Gen Z slang and worry you may lack “Rizz”?  Then you may be, or may know, an educator. We recommend you promptly listen to “We Are Fine” - a weekly audio supplement for all your teacher trauma needs. P...