We Ain’t Friends Like That

Lexi & baseball, Jen said his little thing, swingers advise, stalking Jen, stalking Steph, what are you into, oil fighting with Steph and her new friends, deep dive with Steph, naps, get out of the house, kid's clothes, social media violations, private chats now policed, banned from FB, hotel takeover, BV... do you know, does Dave love her, prank Dave,!

Houe party, Great crowd, mom vibe, Bronx couple, finger bang, pizza, Rich has too much energy, Eat, play separate, we are a click, fucking with each other, get to know people, he has a hat on, swinger games, sweaty guys, Oklahoma hand grenade, cheese fries and healthy choices for Dave, Dating profile! 

One side fucker, call Rich fucker, Brothers Grimm, Steph didn't know the song was about cheating, reddit thread, lyrics and Steph, poker face, this is the best, Rich put on another guy's underwear, sex in the middle of the night, sls messages, no long profile!

Steph sad ewwwwww to sex with Rich, 867-5309, Dave is fat. Halloween show, money in the ceiling, lawyers on stand bye, shit on Dave's hand, chunky ass, tinder that went wrong, peeing in the closet, diversity on the street, candy list, creepy Halloween facts, Dave is all alone, Dave went to the farm, worst candy & best candy!

Pussy on the table, Lexi dimes out Steph, Dave went to the farm, Did Dave lie again, fuck in the barn, Dave loves shit, this is funny, Jen wants to make me push it in her, Dave's kids don't text, family party, more shit that works with the family house parties, you sink when I went down on you, 14 acres. Day drinkers

Funny marriage arguments, what a list, have you argued, Dave lies, Dave hid his "hot dog", this is great, Jen is upset, Dave and stress, Rich is an asshole, Jen smoked weed, ice cream, T-Mobile sucks, flush your pee, Aunt flo is here, HEAVY FLOW, sloppy bathroom, no ass fucking today, cabinet doors open, shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!, lights on or off, which way should the TP go?

Cows and root canal, day drinking with a Begger, not buying you a drink, fashizzel my nizzel, Only Fans, lyrics, creeper missed connection, so ick, Rich would band both his doctors (FACT), Dave drank a lot, teamsters love to fuck, Jen was shitty, Jen didn't get a McBurger, perfect boogie pickers, human testicles, it's not cum it's snot, dating apps, butt love, in the hot tub, unclea...

Trigger Steph, fuck our neighbors, mowing the lawn, fuck around and find out, newbies questions, sleepy time for Rich, communication in the lifestyle, fuck off, do you own someone in the lifestyle, shitty wants Dave to do an Only Fans, you made the comment, Dave has a new one, profile on-air, four-hour fair and sex, offensive commercials, Steph hits everything, finger your butthole, men are pigs &...

Dog jumps to much, deceptive Dave, the Walmart, Dae left Jen, the wig, Jen needs to spread her legs, teeth on cock, Hauck Tua, Andrew Dice Clay, praise the Lord, do men evolve, Rich is not pretty, couch humping, what's your view, before the lifestyle, do you have an ass, your favorite outfit, question for the wives!

Steph and something she put in her mouth, Rich & Jen are ready to go, her flashlight was on, given the beaters, rub and tug, weed, t-rex and Steph, candy Dave, dog shits, WTF, GILF, Rich is no good, how do you flush this, Dave's date with a pink wig, what have you learned, green dollar store, fat girl titties, way too deep & a new couple!

Cherry Bomb, Lexi's song, dude hit Steph up, stalker Steph, Steph being played, big ball Dave, pulled her wig off, where is your hair, golf balls with shitty, back to the scene of the crime, fuck marriage I'm responding to others but Rich, one and done, personality disorder, Dave got pissed, true parts of the lifestyle, dynamic shift! 

Pregnant food cravings, tomatoes and pizza, cravings, shitty said hi, fake leg no sex, bucket list still ongoing, bald men and Dave, superficial Rich, Jen wants the oddball 3 seconds, Texas butt man, after surgery, tell me what to do, nothing is shocking, meh, profile validation in the family, brother and sister WTF Dave, put a price on sex!

Daddy Dave, larger opponent, Dave wants a challenge, Dave is a cuddler, stinky bottom, $5 bags, Tony bologna, jizzy jewelry, widow is ok, peg leg, fuck feelings, cum on that njb, daddy kink makes her bleed, do you like to be smoked out, smack me, aggressive blowjobs! 

Places to meet swingers that is not a bar, Dave cuckhold, the headphones to Bert, Dave's balls, Wesley Warrens Balls, Balls don't match the dick, house party, boundaries while swinging, navigate, falling out of the loop, shy woman, Rich peeing, facial expressions, byob, inside job, roofied, fuck the sex, how was the food and a shit show!

Jen's bday party show, here we go again, bologna hoagie, liver Wurst, what is in your brain, how many shits did you take, we don't look for content, how often do you masturbate, fly off the handle, eat well. test Steph for ADD, supplements, veronica, trailer sex, condom on the table, update your profile, Dave got dumped! 

Dave got waxed, 50 reality that are just horrible, are you offended, meditate with your tits, the gift of gab, naked and afraid, Dave know every show because he is a chick, ass burgers, milf manor, Steph goes off!

Steph and her deep dive for a guy she wants while having sex with Rich, Dave on the drug, Hauck Tau spit on that thang, parental advisory, Dave & Margret, Rich is a pussy, Steph taking it in, wife eats her husband, deliver her package, Dave loves it rough, topless woman, gyno visit, that's cute, make sure it's wet! 

How much cock could a skinny girls vs a heavy girl take, Plays right into what Jen said, every girl feels different, two sets of lips down there, the family member had a vag fixed, how wet do you get, change the vagina trouble will cum, Jen over Dave, vaginal atrophy, nut allergy, is it cheating with a bottom bitch, what is your rules & facts about vaginas! 

Moonshine-soaked pineapples, wawa drinks, a drink in a classroom, Lexi and her job, Steph and Jen went on a trip, Steph is clingy, Steph asked for BBC, Dave gets a grand kid, what is a good reason to suck a cock, Jesus and a workout, Suck cock for over an hour, why you should lick pussy, reasons you should not suck cock, swinging s outsourcing! 

Midgets, Go Fuck the Wolf, Steph's Ephinay, Does the Lifestyle get Stale, Meet and Greet challenge, Pumpkin Rich, Must Play parties, Sober sex, 24 hour period, I'm a Woman

What are we talking about, Steph saw a ghost, Brazilian woman, reality TV, the Instagram, I want pussy and you can't have any, Lifestyle vs reality, Dave's journey, SLS, copy and paste!

This week we talk about some crazy shit. It's like a good fisting.

Here we go again. I think we made Dave mad!

This week we talk about how dirty the real housewives of Potomac are, WTF is a couchy party, 3somes, Miami Sound Machine, Jeff Lewis, Steph's pics on the wall and a whole lot more! 

So much going on. We never even talked about sex for once. Join in as we overstep our boundaries more than once! So sad!!!!