Watch Your Mouth Podcast

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Michael John G Summary: "Foam and Glory: The lads compare their childhood Nerf gun arsenals... and their survival plans for the Zombie Game: "The Print Room." Cocktail du Jour: Tequila Sunrise In a tall glass with ice: - 6 parts Orange Juice - 3 parts Tequila - 1 part grenadine Mix the Tequila and OJ. Pour the grenadine in last, letting it sink to the bottom and give t...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Critter Ryan Summary: "So... I'll call you?" The lads discuss their worst dating experiences, the upcoming release of Deadpool, and what they'd do with a sudden influx of Jordan Belfort-level cash (BESIDES hookers and coke, of course). Cocktail(s) du Jour: 1. The Bulldog In a glass with ice: - 1.5 parts Cherry Brandy - 1 part Gin - 1 squeeze of lime Sip and bask in pur...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Critter Jess Summary: "Red faced and shrinking:" the lads share their most embarassing stories from grammar/high school, review some new movie trailers, and Jess shows up for the second half! Cocktail du Jour: The "Larry" - Spiced Rum - (diet) Orange Soda Mix in a glass with ice and INSIST that the bar name it after you. Quote du Jour: "Alright, Hector, here's the game...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Critter Paul L Ollie Summary: "... and then everything went to shit." The lads discuss moments of relentless fuckups, the new Suicide Squad trailer, and to never tangle with an ill-tempered dik dik Cocktail du Jour: Fuzzy Navel In a glass with ice, pour equal parts: - Orange juice - Peach Schnapps Quote du Jour: Gibson: "You should clone yourself." Drucker: "Why's that...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Critter John G Summary: We did con... hard! The lads recap their favorite moments from Wizard Con, roll the compiled audio interviews, and get buzzed on bubbly. Cocktail(s) du Jour: 1. Jack and Coke (hereinafter referred to as a "Lemmy") - 1 fuck-ton of Jack Daniels - a whisper of Coca-Cola (optional) Chug whilst editing the school magazine. 2. Champagne - champagne -...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Ryan Critter Michael John G Summary: Happy Fuckin' New Year! The lads discuss bacon, the first time they remember swearing, and Dan recaps the past year in gaming. Cocktail(s) du Jour: 1. The Revenant - 3 oz Blk Vodka - 3 oz Chambord - 3 oz Cranberry juice - Lemon & Lime juice - Dry Ice Carefully layer the vodka, Chambord, and Cranberry Juice. Throw in the citrus juice...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Ryan Critter Paul Summary: Last show of the 2015! Ken asks what do you laugh so hard at you can't breath! Dan's Arcade is SPOILER FREE for Star Wars and other movies coming out the week of Christmas. Ryan also adds to Dan's Arcade with some cool game recommendations. CRITTER IN THE HOUSE! Also Paul is in the house! Cocktail(s) du Jour: 1. Ruby Slipper Shot: - 1 oz Crow...

In Studio: Ken Dan Spencer Paul Michael Description: A while back, we made our first attempt at recording episode 11, and, well... remember that scene where Ripley finds her deformed clone? Well, we took the proverbial flame thrower to it, but still managed to salvage the good bits, submitted here for your approval.

In the Studio Today: Dan Spencer Paul Michael John G. Summary: This episode includes are favorite filthy mouthed comedians. Dan's Arcade covers movies you can watch over and over again. Also STAR WARS the Force Awakens hit's the theaters (SPOILER FREE). Sisters also Alvin and the Chipmunks debut. Also an Under the Hood segment with Paul and Spencer explain what the difference gasoline ratings. Coc...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Ryan Michael Chris "Critter" Spears Summary: Stay out of the goddamn stores... "the Purge" is real! The lads discuss the confusing nature of Black Friday deals, their strangest dreams, and Ryan enlightens us on the beautiful simplicity of "put it in a bowl." Cocktail(s) du Jour: 1. The Black Friday In a glass with ice: - 1/2 bourbon - 1/2 ginger ale - garnish with lime...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Ryan Spencer Little John Summary: Bow your heads and be reverent for fuck sake! The lads discuss Thanksgiving fare, Spencer recaps his visit to the track, and Dan raves about Jessica Jones. Cocktail du Jour: Harvest Punch (buckle up... this will wreck you) In a large bowl or pitcher: - 1 cup chai tea - 1/4 cup sugar - 1 cup apple cider (alcoholic cider if you're feelin...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Michael Ryan Summary: Hoth and bothered. The lads discuss Star Wars: Battlefront, "fat hacks," and Dan's equinophobia (Google it). Cocktail du Jour: The Toasted Almond. In a glass w/ ice, equal parts: - Kaluha - Amaretto - cream (whipping cream, half and half, your call) Quote du Jour: "How do you say 'mother fucker' in Spanish?" - Slammin' Cleon Salmon, The Slammin' S...

In the Studio Today: Dan Spencer Michael John Summary: Dan has taken over! Gaming, gaming, and more gaming! We are venturing back into games of old that continue to come back year after year. Are the games still great or just a sequel with a few crappy features.... Cocktail du Jour: The Fatman. In a Mason Jar: Ingredients: ¾ shot Spiced Rum ¼ shot Cinnamon Whiskey 1 shot Vanilla Vodka 6 shots Dr....

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Michael Ryan Summary: Live and let shut the fuck up: In anticipation of the new 007 film, the lads talk Bond: the gadgets, the cars, the drink, and the lore. Cocktail du Jour: The Vesper. In a deep champagne goblet: “Three measures of Gordon’s, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it’s ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Michael Summary: Remember, remember! The lads discuss Guy Fawke's day, V for Vendetta, and Michael offers some bonfire safety tips (like, say, filling a backpack sprayer with goddamn diesel!). Cocktail(s) du Jour: 1. The Molotov Cocktail (NOT that one): in a shot glass... - 1 shot of Russian vodka - float 151 - ignite - extinguish (do NOT skip this step) - sterilize yo...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Jess Ryan John G. Summary: It's the Halloween special! The crew discusses the highs and lows of candy, shows their ages with remembering childhood specials, and John introduces us to the world of tabletop gaming. Cocktail du Jour- The Halloween cocktail: - 1 part Triple Sec - 2 parts OJ - Combine in a glass with ice - float 1 part blackened vodka Quote du Jour: "It's 4...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Jess Ryan Summary: The crew discusses the "Back to the Future" anniversary: trivia, memorable moments, and general nostalgia. Also, Ken glosses over how those "We Buy Houses" businesses work. Cocktail du Jour - 1.21 GigaWatts ("Jigawatts"): Cocktail version: - 1/2 part blue curacao - 1 part tequila - 1 part coconut rum Put everything over ice and top off w/ Sprite Shot...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Jess Ryan Summary: The crew discusses all things arcades: favorite games, frustrations, and current/upcoming movies. Also, Ken rants about chipper office folk Cocktail du Jour - Dr. Meyers?: - 1 part Meyer's Rum - 2 parts Dr. Thunder (yes, the Dr. Pepper knock-off) - shame mix in glass with ice... oh, who the fuck are we kidding? Drink from an old Mardi Gras cup. Whate...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Michael Summary: The lads discuss annoying Facebook trends, and Michael reviews the new Mad Max game Cocktail du Jour - Grasshopper: Equal parts: - cream - green creme de menthe - white creme de cacao put in glass over ice. Quote du Jour: "Thanks alot, you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball-breaking, duck-fucking pain in the ass." - John Spartan, Demolition Man Intro/Outro...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Ryan Jess Summary: The crew discusses "As seen on TV" products, as well as continuing down the list of unfortunate movie remakes. Cocktail du Jour: Moscow Mule: - Vodka - Ginger Beer - Squeeze of lime Fill copper cup w/ ice; Squeeze lime; top off w/ ginger beer Quote du Jour: "Why don't you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!" - Doc (AKA "FuckAss"), Boondo...

WYM Zombie Game Ep. 4 by WYM Crew

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Michael Spencer Ryan Jess Summary: The crew discusses films that are being remade (and probably shouldn't). Also, the responses to the Zombie Game, part IV are recorded (will post next week) Cocktail du Jour: SrirachaCHA: - Vodka - Cilantro-infused simple syrup (or fuckin dish soap if you have the gene) - Sriracha to taste - red jalapeno - lime slice Muddle the pepper...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Spencer Ryan B. Summary: The lads discuss Banner ads, Ken (eventually) describes how to smoke a pork shoulder, and everyone reveals movie titles that they're too ashamed to admit they HAVEN'T seen yet. Cocktail du Jour: Marshmallow Pinterest Bullshit Shot: - Vanilla vodka - Chocolate liqueur - Half and Half - Rim with Graham crackers Quote du Jour: "You're gonna look p...

In the Studio Today: Dan Spencer Ryan B. Summary: The lads discuss their most liked voice actors, favorite fictional space vehicles, and... uh... duck mating. Cocktail du Jour: Long Island Iced Tea: Equal parts: - Vodka - Tequila - Rum - Gin - Triple Sec - 1/2 part Sour Mix - Add cola for color - Variation: "Walk Me Down/Motorcycle Club (state depending)" - substitute Triple Sec for Blue Curacao Q...

In the Studio Today: Dan Michael Ken Spencer Ryan B. Summary: The lads discuss their most liked/disliked villains from various media, add a few more "gum tracks" to the list, and Spencer serenades the studio. Cocktail du Jour: Cinnamon Toast Crunch: - Fireball Whiskey - Rum Chatta - Pick a ratio. This is fool-proof Quote du Jour: "You COCKSUCKER! YOU don't give a shit, I've been sittin' around get...