Watch Your Mouth Podcast

Summary: The lads dive back into their foggy liquor soaked memories to regale in more tales of drunk stupidity. Also Critter adds his take on TV shows gone to soon! In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Tom Collins - juice of 1 lemon - juice of 1/2 lime - 2 drops orange oil - 1 oz gin - level tsp powdered sugar - soda water - combine in...wait for it... a Collins glass Quote du Jour: Er...

Summary: The lads and lady are talking about good TV shows that were ended too soon! Milk tasting... WTF is going on in the Land Locked Yacht Club. This could be a bounce castle in the zeppelin? In the Studio: Dan Ken Jessica Michael Cocktail du Jour: Sidecar - 2 oz Cognac - 3/4 oz Lemon Juice - 3/4 oz triple Sec Shake and strain into cocktail glass Quote du Jour: Donnie: You're such a fuck-ass! R...

Summary: The lads are back from break and reflect on times when they were super drunk (or at least try and piece together a coherent story). In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Salty Dog - 1 part gin - 3 parts grapefruit juice - shake and pour over ice filled, salt-rimmed glass Quote du Jour: Cleon: Did you know that the word "maraschino" came from the boxer, Rocky Maraschino. Donald:...

Summary: The lads/lady are fooding up in this Bonus Reel! How not to order horrible pizza and making nachos in the microwave... food talk. This mini-podcast is just for fun but proceeds from swearing will go toward the flood victims of Louisiana. In the Restaurant: Dan Ken Critter Jess Cocktail du Jour: Beers Grab your favorite beer and enjoy! Quote du Jour: Ken - Mushroom is the sound guy. It's i...

Summary: The lads/lady discuss pets. Why we love them, why they are better than most people,....The list can go on and on. They also prepare themselves for their midterm break. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Jess Cocktail du Jour: Pimm's Cup -Equal parts Pimms #1 and lemonade - Splash 7-Up - Garnish with cucumber Pym's Cup: - same shit... in a shot glass Yellow Jacket: - 2 oz tequila - 1 oz St. Ge...

Summary: The lads discuss peculiar smells they love/hate. They trigger fond memories for some, but others...well let's just say, some smells can cause blinding rage! In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Spencer Cocktail du Jour: Rob Roy - 2 oz Scotch Whisky - 3/4 oz Sweet Vermouth - A couple dashes of Angostura Bitters Mix all ingredients in a glass and with ice. Stir and strain into a chilled cocktail...

Summary: This episode the lads main topic is Road Trips! Also, SPENCER IN THE HOUSE and Cocktails with a side of Dan's Arcade! In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Spencer Cocktail du Jour: Sputnik - 45 mL Vodka - 15 mL Fernet Branca - 15 mL Lemon Juice - 1/2 tsp sugar Shake and strain into chilled martini glass Quote du Jour: Bobby - "To the victor, belongs the spoils." Tony - "Why don't you get the fu...

Summary: The lads are back at it again! MUSIC THAT GETS YOU PUMPED!! Also discussing the latest and greatest in entertainment in Dan's Arcade. Cursing on behalf of the Lake Pontchartrain Basin Foundation. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Neutron - 2 oz vodka - 0.5 oz Midori - dash of Blue Curacao - top off w/ 7-Up - Not hardcore enough? Rim glass with dirt from Chernobyl Quote...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Critter Ryan Summary: We're back! Kicking off semester 6 with introducing our new charity, Ryan drops some new cocktails on us (one is great, one is fucking terrible), and finally, we dive into a subject we never really talked about before...Fashion. Cocktail du Jour: Painkiller - 2oz Dark Rum - 4oz Pineapple Juice - 1oz Coconut Cream - 1oz Orange Juice Mix in a tall g...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Critter Michael Summary: EPISODE FUCKING 50!!! The lads continue to spitting swears words for the #ClearWaterFund. Dan's Arcade update and the return of SML!! Also Eric's Chaser has been created. P.S. Ken really hates thin chips.... Cocktail du Jour: Singapore Sling - 1 1/4 oz Gin - 2 dashes of Grenadine (Gangs of New York Style) - Sour Mix (Simple Syrup and Citrus) -...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Critter Summary: The lads weird food combos and curse the night away for the #CleanWaterFund. Dan's Arcade goes token as hell with this weeks entertainment! Psssstt... Voltron.... E3 wrap up.... Listen in! Cocktail du Jour: Peppermint Patty -1/2 oz. Kahlua -1/4 oz. Vodka -3/4 oz. Peppermint Schnapps -1/4 oz. Dark Creme de Cacao Shake with ice. Strain into shot glass. T...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Critter Summary: Ken returns from our Nations Capital chock full of shit to talk about! Dan unleashes the "Fuck O Meter" on some new movies coming out this week. Critter hits breakfast hard as fuck! Cocktail du Jour: Gin Fizz In a Rocks Glass: - 1 oz Club Soda - 2 oz Gin - 1 oz Lemon Juice - 1 oz Simple Syrup - 1 Egg White Shake the shit out of the contents once, then...

In the Studio Today: Dan Critter Ryan Summary: This just in, Ryan has returned! Dan talks more on X-men: Apocalypse about upcoming movies for this week, and Ryan plans to open a grocery store! Cocktail du Jour: Krakow Salt Mine: In a Rocks glass - - In a Collin's glass w/ ice: - Eq. parts vodka, ginger beer, apple cider - Garnish with apple slice Quote du Jour: Veronica Corningstone - For the enti...

In the Studio Today: Dan Critter Special Guest - Eric Martin Gay Summary: "This is Getting a Little Odd:" Back from the break! The lads Bounce Castle has returned, Dan unveils a few new flicks, and read some of the entries this semester's Zombie Game. Also Special Guest - Comic book artist and creator, Eric Martin Gay, shares with us "Little Odd"! Cocktail du Jour: Sazerac: In a Rocks glass - - in...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Critter Michael Summary: "Blood in the break room:" The lads get their last few licks in before the semester break, Dan unveils a few new flicks, and everyone outlines their survival plans for this semester's Zombie Game. Cocktail du Jour: Melon Ball In a Collins glass: - 1.5 oz "melon liq..." oh, who the fuck are we kidding? MIDORI! - 1 oz vodka - splash of orange or...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Critter Summary: "Happy Anni-FUCKIN-versary!" The lads discuss their worst film/tv pet peeves, Dan covers the new DOOM, and an ice cream concoction gets compared to a reality tv show. Cocktail du Jour: Bellini In a champagne flute: - 2 parts prosecco - 1 part peach puree/nectar Sip with jubilation! Here's to another year! Quote du Jour: "FUCKIN WHAT the FUCKIN, Fuck! W...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Critter Summary: "Hungover at the meeting, thinking about the seashells." The lads discuss their preferred dystopian future, Critter recaps the highlights from visiting the House of the Mouse, and Dan unleashes some new titles. Cocktail du Jour: Zombie In a Collins glass: - 3/4 oz Dark Rum - 3/4 oz Light Rum - 3/4 oz Gold Rum - 1/2 oz Cherry Brandy - 1 oz sweetened lem...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Michael Ryan Summary: Knock it off, death! The lads discuss the passing of a music icon, honor him with a special cocktail, and Ryan introduces his own new musical projects Cocktail du Jour: Purple Rain In a tall glass: - 45 mL Smirnoff - 20 mL Sour Raspberry Liqueur - 20 mL Blue Curacao - 5 mL Lime Cordial - 180 mL Cranberry Juice Cocktail Sip, and think about life. "...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Critter Jess Summary: Semester 5 syllabus episode! The crew shakes the rust off and fires up their dirty mouths for this semesters recipient, the Clean Water Fund. Dan talks about 2 upcoming films, Critter tells us how to make coconut water bad for you, and Ken deepens Dan's equinophobia using Celtic mythology. Cocktail du Jour: the Pirate Tea Bag In a tall glass: - ad...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ryan Critter Jess Michael Summary: Our last episode fucking cancer over with the Cancer Research Institute! Closing out our 4th Semester with a big crew and lots of craziness. Topics are: Learn how to pimp slap, SML: Favorite Commercials, Sandbox games with Early access, and Easter Stories gone wrong! Cocktail du Jour: French 75 As per Ryan's description: 2 oz champagne 1/...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Critter SomewhatNerdy(.com)'s own Chris Talbot Summary: The lads are joined by nerd-in-chief Chris Talbot to discuss Batman Vs. Superman, in-home virtual reality, and several colorful ideas for unboxing videos Cocktail du Jour: Boooooooze! In a large container - 3/4c orange juice - 3/4c tangeringe juice (can be found right behind the unicorn piss extract) - 1 packet or...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Jessica John G Special Guest: Dreux Blalock Summary: We came, we saw, and survived Coast Con 39! Special Guest Dreux Blalock is back! Listen in for all the convention highlights and see if you are a winner of a "Big Bag of Fuck No"!!!! Cocktail du Jour: Blood of the Masses- (DISCLAIMER - ONLY DRINK THIS! DO NOT MIX DRINKS) 1 - Gatorade Container 1 - Bag of Ice 4 - Tall...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Michael Critter Summary: The boys talk crazy drink recipes, Die Hard Fit, and Favorite Arnold Action flicks! Dan's Arcade talks about upcoming movies and games! Also Ryan's cocktail gets a name... Cocktail du Jour: Atomic Jager Bomb - 1 Shot of Jägermeister dropped into a high ball glass of Four Loko The Gruber - Pour a shot of Jägermeister form a 30 story building to...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Ryan Critter Summary: The guys are loopy in this one... Ryan has a panic attack about GERMS! Ken gives the gut check. More Deadpool and Ken hasn't seen it yet!!!! WTF! Dan's Arcade of course talking about our favorite DOS based games. What is your most terrifying fictional villians? Cocktail du Jour: Blue Marlin 1/2 oz Blue Curaco 1 1/2 Coconut Rum (Dark Rum recommende...

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Ryan Critter John G Special Guest: Dreux Blalock Summary: This episode is wet as shit with Pre Coast Con madness! Fan liaison Dreux Blalock visits us to give us low down on everything Coast Con 39 has to offer. Dan's Arcade: DEADPOOL GO FUCKING SEE IT and Far Cry Primal. What annoys the shit out of you? Also the winner of the zombie game! Cocktail du Jour: ??? Name tha...