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"Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he'll drop like a stone."Well, you guys asked for it. With 59 percent of the votes, Road House beat out Them! as the subject for Episode 20. Road House, the movie that is now known as a Family Guy joke. Road House, the movie that the Official Razzie Movie guide called "One of the 100 most enjoyably bad movies ever made.&qu...

"See? It's making me whole again. Every drop of blood you spill, the more flesh you put on my bones. And we both want that, don't we?"For a horror newbie, Melissa might have finally gotten in over her head by choosing what to discuss for this episode. Demons from another dimension torture people in the most gruesome ways, simply for the person's pleasure. Frank Cotton escaped...

"Get ready to take your medicine, Moorehigh. The doctor is in."After all this time, it finally happened. We watched a movie that totally broke us. Who knew that it would be Dr. Giggles? Join us as we completely lose it discussing a movie about an escaped mental patient that returns home so he may finish his father's work...and by that we mean killing people and removing their hearts so he can succ...

"I wanna hold your hand..."Rock music and horror movies are often at times a great mixture. SPOILERS: That is not the case with the subject of this episode of the podcast. You may ask yourself after reading that, "How bad could it be?" Well, both of us turned the film off during our initial watches less than 15 minutes in. Oh, boy. Where do we start because this movie has every...

"Honey! C'mon over here, Sugar-buns. This machine just called me an a**hole!"There's a certain stigma attached to the majority of Stephen King horror movies: they're all terrible. Some are so bad they're good and some are unwatchable. The subject of this episode has a reputation for both and we'll decide which opinion is more justified. Take one Brat Packer, add Lisa...

"Operator, get me the police! I DON'T KNOW where I'm located, just get me the police, there's a... there's a... just get me the police, PLEASE?"We all have moments that may traumatize us and that could include watching certain movies at certain ages. Melissa remembers watching Trilogy of Terror on television at three years old and has been afraid to revisit it...until now...

"Nathan, that was no f**kin' bear.." Before Jennifer Aniston was busy hanging at the Central Perk, she was in North Dakota fighting an evil little Irish imp that just wanted his gold back. Well, we all got to start somewhere. Oh, boy. Lots to unpack with this one. One host understands how goofy the premise is and kind of allows it to unfold. The other doesn't care and hates it fr...

"Okay, I'm drawing a line in the f**king sand, here. Do not read the Latin." We all know the tropes when it comes to horror movies. There's always a certain type of character. They always just HAVE to have sex. The group ALWAYS splits up. But what if this was purposely made to happen by people in an underground facility, watching the groups every move? And what if said group is d...

"Roses are red, violets are blue, one is dead, and so are you." When it comes to Valentine's Day and horror movies, 99 percent of the time, My Bloody Valentine is brought up. The legend of psychotic miner Harry Warden is huge in the horror community and we're going to find out why. The film has some good things going for it: a creepy legend concerning the killer, a gory calling card from said kill...

"The review you had on "Shark Sandwich", which was merely a two word review, just said 'Sh*t Sandwich'."Who didn't want to be a rock star growing up? The fame, fortune, and fans were something that would be welcome to a successful rock and roll band. However, it's a little different concerning Spinal Tap. Join us and our special guest Neil Preston as we talk abo...

"Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now, you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it."In 1978, John Carpenter directed a very small independent film known as "Halloween." With a tiny budget, a screenplay written in three weeks, and lots of unknown actors as actresses at the time, it relied on word of mouth to become successful. Successful is an understatem...

"Don't you touch the camera! We have to let everyone know what's going on here!" What seems to be a typical boring night for TV show host turns into a situation where she and a group of people have to fend for their lives against a horde of infected humans wanting to feast on their flesh, all while not being allowed outside the building due to police and military involvement trying to contain the...

"It's not you, Ferdy. I guess I'm just not used to being chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer robots." So many things can be thought of when remembering shopping malls back in the 1980s: Credit cards, arcades, food courts, and even killer robots. Yes, killer robots. Join us as we stay in the Sherman Oaks Galleria from Episode 07 but trade in Nicolas Cage for a trio of security...

"That techno-rock you guys listen to is gutless." Let's go back in time when the world was more vibrant, credit cards were a necessity, and Nicolas Cage hadn't gone full crazy. A man from the dark city finds the girl of his dreams at a party in the bright shiny Valley. Randy hates the Valley but will make an exception when he sees Julie. Julie must decide if she's going to stay with her narcissist...

"Half man, half plant. A goblin's favorite food." Have you ever wondered what happens when you have a director who can't speak English try to direct a crew of wannabe actors who can't act? What if you add a screenplay written by that same director's also non-English speaking wife and the fact that the screenplay was inspired by her friends suddenly becoming vegetarian? Add a bunch of little people...

"Pooh, you need to help me. There, there's something wrong with Piglet. He just killed my wife. Please!" In 1926, writer A.A. Milne and illustrator E.H. Shepard got together and created the character of Winnie-the-Pooh. Before the end of that year more than 150,000 copies of the book were sold and Pooh, Piglet, and the rest of his friends from the Hundred Acre Wood became a huge hit in households...

"It has nothing to do with Satan, Mama. It's me. Me. If I concentrate hard enough, I can move things." High school. It can either create some of your best memories or it can possibly be the worst time of your life. It's bad enough if you're considered an outcast by your peers due to being the "weirdo," but then add the fact that your mother is the town religious fanatic that thinks everything is a...

"Hi, doggie." What happens when one co-host suggests that we discuss a movie that is supposedly unwatchable? We shoot ourselves in the foot and end up watching The Room. Written, produced and directed by the mysterious weirdo known as Tommy Wiseau, The Room centers around Johnny (played by Wiseau) and how his somewhat wonderful life is shattered when his girlfriend Lisa grows tired of their relati...

"I'll take you to mom no matter what." In the second episode of the podcast, Eric and Melissa discuss 2016's Train to Buscan, the hit zombie film that set a record for being the first Korean film to break an audience record of 10 million theatergoers. Gong Yoo stars as Seok-woo, a workaholic divorced father of one who is accompanying his young daughter on a train ride to meet her mother while a zo...

"What has been used on one side, is lost on the other side. There's no going back." In the debut episode, Eric and Melissa tackle 2024's The Substance. A horror movie that seemingly came out of nowhere and took award shows by storm. Starring Demi Moore as Elisabeth Sparkle, an actress who has just turned 50 and is immediately considered too old for her television show. After using a black market d...