Watch What Crappens

Ronnie is on vacation; so in his place is Watch What Crappens co-founder Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) to help dish everything from LuAnn to Kathryn. Come listen as we get down and dirty! 00:00:00 -- Intro 00:16:18 — The Matt Whitfield Warm Seat 00:31:12 — Real Housewives of New York City 01:15:42 — Southern Charm 01:39:00 — General Bravo talk Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-...

We had a break today from our Real Housewives schedule, so we celebrated by giving the day its own Awards Show. Welcome to the Non Housewives Awards! We also make fun of Caroline Flemming's Insta and rummage through the mailbag, of course. Timestamps: 0 Crappens Mailbag: Bethenny Book Advice and Yolanda Awfulness 34:20 Clear the Flem 40:10 Non Housewives Awards!: Ben and Ronnie award their favorit...

Grab your stolen pizza plate: we're back with a brand new episode of "Watch What Crappens!" We're talking RHONY, we're talking Below Deck: Med, we're talking eating disorders, we're talking fibroids, we're talking yachties, and we're talking calzones! Come listen! 00:07:18 - Crappens Mailbag 00:23:34 - CLEAR THE FLEMM 00:34:14 - Real Housewives of New York City 01:42:09 - Below Deck: Med Subscribe...

Real Housewives of Orange County’s Shannon Beador takes the webs off her judgey eyes for those of us who missed them. Also, the Shahs have fun ruining each other’s lives for no reason, and Kathryn shows up to the Southern Charm reunion dressed like an extra from Deadwood. Enjoy! Timestamps below! Timestamps: 00 Opening Chatter and Mailbag: The Ladies of London on Brexit and Bethenny gets a tattoo...

Vulture’s hilarious Brian Moylan (@BrianJMoylan) joins us for this week’s bloody Real Housewives of New York and Before They Were Housewives: LuAnne DeLesseps. We laughed our butts off. Then we talked Below Deck Med’s Danny entertaining old dudes and Shahs of Sunset’s Reza ruining lives for fun. Enjoy! Timestamps below! Timestamps: 00 Opening chatter and Crappens Mailbag: Kim/Dorinda Intervention...

When Bravo airs a season premiere, a season finale, and a reunion within 48 hours, you can be sure of one thing: WOMEN GOING NUTS. We have all the crazy, from Shannon's bitterness towards Vicki to Kathryn's feud with Landon to LeeAnne's general anger towards everything. So much fun that it took us 3 hours to cram it all in. Happy listening! 00:00:50 - Introduction 00:07:04 - Crappens Mailbag 00:17...

"Real Housewives of New York City" is on TV, which means we have another fun podcast. This episode, we discuss the fat tipsy bitches, LuAnn on the verge, and the Real Housewives of Orange County Uncensored. Come listen! 00:04:13 - Mailbag 00:19:27 - RHONY 01:20:10 - Gossip 01:25:03 - RHOC Uncensored Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at...

Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas had its first season finale this week, and we celebrate by getting really angry at stuff. Then it’s off to Southern Charm for a drunk old white guy tell off session. Also, Reza does the entire past season of RHOBH plotline in one episode of Shahs of Sunset. Timestamps: 0-17:40 Crappens Mailbag 17:40 Real Housewives Season Finale 1:11:40 Southern Charm 1:...

Timestamps below! It’s our 300th! We celebrate by ragging on Bethenny’s hypocrisy on Real Housewives of New York and the douchebaggery on Below Deck Med. We’ve had an amazing journey with you guys for these 300. Thanks for all your listens and support! We love you! Timestamps: 00 Opening thank yous and Crappens Mailbag 24:15 RHONY 1:57:08 Clear the Flem 2:04:05 Below Deck Med -- Subscribe at http:...

It was the bag of poop that LeeAnne thought she'd never smell again, but little did she know there's nothing the "Real Housewives of Dallas" like to discuss more than poop: who did it, when, and in what bag? And so begins a bizarre series of accusations, denials, and tempers that climax with LeeAnne threatening to kill Marie over a scatological rumor that makes Brandi's poop hat look demure. Joini...

This may be the mother of all episodes, and not just because we have parenting expert and "For Crying Out Loud" co-host Stefanie Wilder-Taylor joining us. We dive deep into this week's epic, monumental, instant classic episode of "Real Housewives of New York," which has LuAnn and Bethenny battling it out in a war of attrition up in the Berkshires. Don't worry: Dorinda gets involved, and even Ramon...

Timestamps below! Southern Charm went to LA for a week, and they failed miserably in the getting laid department. Fortunately, they arrived home in time for Craig to be a failure at bourbon, too. AW! RHOD had a calm week, but there were still plenty of poop jokes and LeeAnne labelling herself to give us another hour of pure joy. Timestamps: 0-20:05 Crappens Mailbag: Landon and Julie from Ladies of...

Timestamps below! Today’s episode is a huge heaping of Ramona’s untrained dog doodoo on The Real Housewives of New York with a side of Tour Group model drama and Below Deck maid lust. We also check in on Watch What Happens Live and imagine Shannon Beador’s Call Out podcast. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0:00 Watch What Happens and Crappens Mailbag 50:30 RHONY 2:01:25 Tour Group 2:19:20 Below Deck Med -- Subs...

Get yer bibs on and load up on the Frito Pie because we're headed to Dallas for the social event of the season! It's a party at Heidi Dillon's house! And a charity concert by the Aaron Hendra Project. Yeehaw! We're talking Real Housewives of Dallas, Shahs of Sunset (surprise wedding time!), and Southern Charm (Whitney is sad, guys). Plus, Crappens Mailbag and Clear the Flem! Come listen! Here are...

This week we meet Rey from "Real Housewives of New York." He's drunk, he's flamboyant, and he thinks you're TRAAAASH, you BITCH! But seriously, we love him so much that we're shaking in our socks, having a mental breakdown. Listen as we break down every ounce of Rey's Bravo debut. We also get into Bethenny's vicious tongue lashing of Sonja, a drunken cousin on "There Goes the Motherhood," a bat er...

Timestamps below! This episode centers around head issues. The Real Housewives of Dallas top their hat drama by ripping apart a terrified tall person in a horrifying headpiece. Let’s pray. Then we’ll head to Shahs of Sunset to talk about sperm. When we’re about to finish, we’ll pull out. How’s that for some Southern Charm? Timestamps: 0:00 Opening Chatter and Crappens Mailbag: WWE and Cedric the L...

Timestamps below! Brace yourself. There’s a war coming. A war over the use GIRL on a product. Hide your children. Real Housewives of New York is a hilarious, drunken mess as usual. Tour Group is back on the air, and Below Deck Mediterranean went full on Revenge this week. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0-39:30 Chatter and Crappens Mailbag 39:30 RHONY 1:29:45 Clear the Flem 1:33:45 Tour Group Returns 1:33:45 B...

Raise your tumblers because we're headed to Charleston for "Southern Charm" where Craig is about to get a dose of reality alongside his sip of bourbon. Then it's off to the coyote-infested forests of California where booze and epiphanies are going up in flames around the "Shahs of Sunset" campfire. And finally, no trolley is safe when Leeanne gets mad on "Real Housewives of Dallas." Here are the t...

It's Cinco De Mayo, and we're celebrating by making fun of our favorite Bravo stars. First we open the Bravo Mailbag and unleash some crazy scenarios involving "Carrie," "Frozen," and mall food. Then it's on to "Real Housewives of New York" as Bethenny makes mincemeat of Jules and LuAnn and whoever else gets in her way. We then discuss "Here Comes The Motherhood" briefly before moving on to the pr...

Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas threw glasses and heard dog talk, Southern Charm skated on by with a non invite, and Shahs’ MJ found her drag twin. All in a week’s watching! Enjoy! Timestamps: 0-12:30 RIP Ed Hill and Clear the Flem 12:30 RHOD 54:45 Southern Charm 1:31:20 Shahs of Sunset ------------------- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringto...

Timestamps below! Heather McDonald is in da house for some RHOBH Reunion Part 2 talk and a bit of RHONY. She also tells us about meeting Erika Jayne and does a killer LVP impression. Before we get to that, though, there’s plenty to break down at Bethenny’s party of ignoring fat people and Southern Charm’s Homewrecking Flamingo’s shindig. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0-30:35 Opening chatter and Crappens Mail...

Fair warning: bow at this episode. See how THAT goes. If you take a bow at this episode, we'll bow right back! BOW AT US! BOW AT US! And while you're at it, BOW AT THESE TIME CODES: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:29 - Crappens Mailbag! Prepare for Patti LuPone impersonations 00:25:26 - Real Housewives of Dallas! 01:21:42 - Shahs of Sunset Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappen...

We've got nearly three hours of Bravo discussion for you to enjoy today. First up, the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion. It's Yolanda vs. Lisa vs. Lisa vs. a Verizon bill. Then the crazy REALLY comes out on "Southern Charm" when Kathryn Dennis uses her baby to trade up for a mansion. Finally, you all better back it up because you're breaking Dorinda's heart. We break down all the latest...

Wipe the poop off your head because we got a fun show today! First we hit up "Dallas" for a hat scandal like none other. Then it's the return of Vida on "Shahs of Sunset." Finally, we wrap up with some moments at the "Potomac" reunion. Along the way, we do the Crappens Mailbag and Clear the Flem. Come listen! Here are the time codes: 11:31 - Crappens mailbag 21:13 - Real Housewives of Dallas 54:20...

Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills had their finale this week, and the non issue is now more confusing than ever. Southern Charm dissed the disinvited, and Real Housewives of New York went at each other really hard for episode two. Dang, girls! Slow your roll! Timestamps: 0-1:09:05 RHOBH Season Finale 1:09:05-1:38 Southern Charm: Cameron’s first dinner party 1:38:12 RHONY Bra Party...